You know I'm doing a lot.

I'm doing a lot of talking about Chicago tonight, but I don't want to just talk about Chicago.

I wanted to get outside and see the city for myself.

Lucky for May.

Lucky for me, I got a personalized guided tour from a native of the city.

And here is what happened.

Okay, I'm in downtown Chicago.

I'm really looking forward to seeing the city.

I thought I'd have Ah, local Show me around.

Someone who was born here grew up here really knows what he's talking about.

He should be here any minute.

That That's the booth.

Follow me.

35 Yeah, we owe okay, Mr.

T.

I asked you to show me around Chicago and you have taken me about it.

Looks like seven miles south.

Half the city center on.

We're in abandoned field.

What's this all about?

Thi this spot right here, 10 floors up.

It was the Robert Taylor Project for 22 South State Street.

I grew up here.

So this is this is this is your home right here?

Right?

This is my roots.

That is nice.

Look, your old bicycle chain is here.

Look at that here.

Bicycle.

You funny thing, is a playground used to playing.

You know, it's a change a little bit between me and you, but it's, uh, this area, you know, You wanna go on This slide is where oh, my booty is wet your slide down Come on, Mr T.

And you're saying your booties way Come on and say we on the way down, man.

Seaweed Oh, man.

Like like you wet man Your white guys already having a brother go first a trip, man e Let's zip review.

She is for tough.

It's for tender.

You also said it's for being on time your time because tears stand for taffy.

Nah, uh, you know, sometimes sometimes t step of stuff.

It don't even rhyme with t.

Like what?

Like nice, Katie.

This important spot.

Did you better believe it?

Home of the world Champion Chicago White Sox.

Your White Sox fan in the White Sox fan?

I'm gonna tell you a joke.

It might sound pointing.

I was the White Sox playing when they was all white.

White Sox, White Sox.

No, no white circumstances.

I'd like to be a little bent on the back leg on the lake front leg, hanging way up high, like my ass.

This part of the ass sticking out a lot I'd like to do is I like to have the ball at the bat.

Riel.

Loose, riel loose.

That doesn't work.

Sometimes I like to hold it on this hand.

No, girl.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

Thank goodness for these cages.

All right, all right, all right.

You owe you a okay.

You're feeling right here with the long our That's the potential building.

It says credential Right there.

You seem to know that buildings that have the name written on that's important.

Have a name written on it.

That's like, You know, I know that if you got a big building and your name written on it I'm not gonna recognize how y'all doing.

All right.

Now be good now.

Already telling Be good, you know.

I mean Kona.

That's your message.

Be good.

Be good.

Be good.

Be good.

Because everybody could be good.

You know, sometimes I tell them if they a little old, I tend to be cool and it basically the same thing.

So who do you tell to be good and who do you tell to be cool sometimes.

If you If you're under 12, I'll tell you to be good, right?

If you're over 12, 13 it up, I'll tell you to be cool.

Now what if someone's like in your sixties?

You don't tell them to be cool?

Yeah, I tell them.

Toe be thankful, B e Too much talking, not me.

That's you.

That's your Mohawk throwing us off balance.

Bring back any memories.

This part of this far right here.

Now, over there.

See that?

Dealing with the flag on it.

Yeah, that's the When you have a traffic ticket, you go down there.

We need to clean up the river.

Yeah.

Oh, where's the wood?

It's not a It's not a piece of wood.

That za duck.

It's a duck.

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.

I pity the food.

You've gotta trust me.

Don't do too much.

Don't do too much.

I'm doing e back up.

I'm getting us away from that show Back up.

Things is good, you know.

You know, I like driving around, you know, sort of feel like, uh, driving, Mr.

Daisy, I think what is called daily pleasure.

This is beautiful.

Yes, You know something else.

This was my acting First acting career started.

I was extra in the Blues Brothers.

I was in the crowd.

I think they paid me about $25 for 12 hours.

There was more time ago, you know.

What did you look like?

I didn't have my I think I had a baldheaded E.

Yeah, I think.

What is this?

This is the famous serious tower.

Can we hook arms and skip on our way in?

I do this for you.

I don't do this with nobody else.

Arms and skip with With arms and skip with never I'm gonna tell you.

Hook arms and skip between me and you.

I never skipped with a white guy before.

E do it for you.

Now I'm doing this.

I gotta learn how to do it.

My friend Mr T way from Will and Grace.

Sean Hayes is here.