Thinking of ways to distribute hate takes everything you've got

想方設法散播仇恨，需要你的一切。

Wouldn't you like to rule a place?

你不想統治一個地方嗎？

Sometimes you wanna go

有時你想去

Where everybody hates your face

在那裡，每個人都討厭你的臉

and the villains share your rage

惡人與你同仇敵愾

you wanna be in the evil seat

你想坐在邪惡的座位上

Heros are all the same

英雄都是一樣的

You wanna go where everybody hates your face

你想去一個大家都討厭你的地方

Holy Crap it's Batman!

我的天，是蝙蝠俠！

Hey what's up

嘿，怎麼了？

Found your little club house

找到你的小會所了

And who's fault is that I wonder

那是誰的錯，我不知道

Don't look at me! I left my car at the bottom of the ocean

別看我！我把車丟在海底了。

Well he tracked someone here!

他在這裡跟蹤了一個人！

You can thank Harley Quinn for that. I put a tracking device up her nose

你可以感謝哈雷奎因。我在她鼻子上放了個追蹤器

Don't worry goes to hell gross her in that little suicide squad led me straight here

不要擔心去地獄毛她在那個小自殺隊帶領我直接在這裡。

What anyways bunch of big bad bosses all in the same room this must be my lucky day or you're worse nightmare

怎麼說呢 一群大壞蛋老闆都在同一個房間裡 這一定是我的幸運日，或者是你更糟糕的噩夢

oh

哦

I hate when the hero invades the lab they're always like you're going to pay for that thing you did or it ends tonight

我討厭英雄入侵實驗室的時候 他們總是說你要為你做的那件事付出代價 否則今晚就結束了

Doctor ways evil doers I mean it's like get a different hobby right they never do

醫生的方式邪惡的人，我的意思是它像得到一個不同的愛好吧，他們從來沒有做的

No they just foil your plans and keep getting in your way

不，他們只會破壞你的計劃，妨礙你的工作。

Hero you know what heroes are Batman a bunch of bully yeah I'm a bully

英雄你知道什麼是英雄嗎 蝙蝠俠一群牛逼的傢伙 是啊，我就是個牛逼的傢伙。

bully for justice so are we gonna do this or you can all just sit there like a bunch of sissies I

欺負正義，所以我們要做這個 或者你都可以只是坐在那裡 像一堆娘娘腔，我

I think it's time we eliminate this intruder

我想是時候消滅這個入侵者了

Zod with pleasure

佐德很高興

Two things last time I checked that guy was doomsday and second is that the best you can do

有兩件事，上次我查過了，那傢伙是末日，第二是你能做的最好的事情就是

kill him now we are talking

殺了他，我們現在說的是

I'm afraid I can't do that Cobra Commander What Batman has overwritten my function

我恐怕做不到，眼鏡蛇司令 什麼蝙蝠俠把我的功能給改了？

Cureses !!!

療效！！！！！！！！！！！！

Batarang Oh you haven't seen the last of me Batman

蝙蝠郎 哦，你還沒有看到我的最後一面蝙蝠俠

What the

什麼是

What do you got? Oh, please don't hurt me detective you just got decoyed

你得到了什麼？ - 哦，請不要傷害我，偵探哦，請不要傷害我，偵探，你只是被誘騙了。

Are you sure you don't want to get in on this Thanos nah still not my time anyone dont matter borrowing this

你確定你不想加入這個薩諾斯 不，還不是我的時間，任何人都不要緊，借這個。

Oh now we are talking

哦，現在我們正在談論

Okay now this is just getting ridiculous

好吧，現在這只是越來越荒謬

because i am batman shot in the face

因為我是蝙蝠俠的臉部中彈

Finally i got you

我終於找到你了

oh come on

哦，來吧

Look at you go have a laugh now and then

你看你時不時地去笑一笑吧

I think he's punching him back in time wait'll you get a load of me

我想他是把他打回原形了，等著看我的笑話吧。

Should we try to stop him not in this case no I don't think so

我們應該阻止他嗎？ 在這種情況下，不，我不這麼認為。

Are you done

你說完了嗎？

Good ........good......

好........good......

You have done well Batman yes I know

你做得很好，蝙蝠俠 是的，我知道

Thanks for noticing yes I can feel your anger

謝謝你的注意 是的，我能感覺到你的憤怒

Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side where becomes stop you right there ankles

用你所有的仇恨打倒我 你的旅程走向黑暗的一面 在那裡，你的腳踝就會被攔住

I'm already on the dark side The Dark Knight

我已經是黑暗面的人了 黑暗騎士...

duh so be it

咄咄怪事

Dark Knight

黑暗騎士

May, I present to you your one weakness

我可以向你介紹你的一個弱點。

hello batman hello batman

你好，蝙蝠俠 你好，蝙蝠俠

What is this the ladies oh no ?

這是什麼，女士們，哦，不？

Yes, I know you cannot resist

是的，我知道你無法抗拒

I trust them to easily it is your destiny

我相信他們很容易這是你的命運。

whats up ah

怎麼了啊

Baby you want to know my secret identity

寶貝，你想知道我的祕密身份嗎？

what the Harley how did you get back there

什麼哈雷，你怎麼回來的？

What happened what the where am i

發生了什麼事？ 我在哪裡？

You are at the end Batman

你是在最後的蝙蝠俠

welcome to the wine cellar of doom

歡迎來到末日酒窖

where I keep my most evil of spirits as well as a good friend of mine who just

我把我最邪惡的靈魂放在那裡，還有我的一個好朋友，他剛剛... ...

can't wait to meet you do you know

迫不及待地想見到你 你知道嗎？

Jaws

大白鯊

Hi batman i am so looking forward to eating you

嗨，蝙蝠俠，我很期待吃你。

I'm afraid will this change lower you into the water

我怕這個變化會不會讓你掉進水裡？

Jaws is going to have all the bat he can eat

大白鯊要把所有的蝙蝠都吃光了

No shark repellent for you this time batman we look forward to watching your demise

這次沒有給你驅鯊劑，蝙蝠俠 我們期待著看你的死亡。

But it's too bad we won't be able to see it

但可惜我們看不到它了

As standard villain practices go we must now conveniently leave the room and assume that the killing device achieves its purpose

作為標準的小人做法，我們現在必須方便地離開房間，並認為殺戮裝置達到了它的目的。

That and because it's also closing time and I'm ready to go home

還有就是因為現在也是下班時間，我準備回家了。

Come along shows over

一起去看錶演吧

goodbye batman

再見了，蝙蝠俠

Batman come on down

蝙蝠俠，下來吧

Not dinner

不是吃飯

Almost there

快到了

That's when I escaped

這時我才逃出來

Just like that yep just like that how, well cuz I'm Batman you didn't have any help nope nobody

就像這樣 是的 就像這樣 怎麼會呢 因為我是蝙蝠俠 你沒有得到任何幫助 不 沒有人

Nope just me

不，只有我

No help whatsoever

沒有任何幫助

well that, was quite a story yep

好吧，那是一個相當的故事，是的

And all the bad guys got away well I don't think that's the important issue I think the important thing is that I escaped

所有的壞蛋都跑了 我覺得這不是重要的問題 我覺得重要的是我逃過了一劫

And i still know, where their secret hangout is and I can still catch them all

我還知道，他們的祕密據點在哪裡，我還能把他們都抓起來

You need more of us to go with you next time don't you, oh my gosh yes please

你需要我們更多的人和你一起去，不是嗎？ 哦，我的天哪，是的，請。

I barely made out there alive

我差點就沒命了

Says you just hold down the reset button I am Emperor Palpatine what is it how

說你只要按住重啟鍵就可以了 我是帕爾帕丁皇帝 怎麼了？

Well I dream I don't care just open the blasted door. Oh

我夢見我不在乎，只要打開那扇該死的門。哦，是嗎？

This is taking forever

這要花很長時間

Hero are so anoying

英雄好煩啊

name is jet and Steve Trevor

我的名字是Jet和Steve Trevor

and I'm a spy

而我是個間諜

and I can't help but notice that I am surrounded by thousands of beautiful women

我不禁注意到，我身邊有成千上萬的漂亮女人

I feel like I have died and gone to spy heaven. Okay? Let's remove the room I want to stay here

我覺得我已經死了，去了間諜天堂。好不好？我們把我要住的房間搬走吧。

I'm going mother

我要走了，媽媽

Someone has to stop. Aries you know that if you choose to leave you can never return

總得有人停下來。白羊座你知道，如果你選擇離開，你就再也回不來了

Who will I be if I stay I know a girl from an island. She stand apart from the crowd

如果我留下來，我會是誰 我認識一個島上的女孩。她從人群中脫穎而出

She helps the seas and a . Oh I'm sorry this is the wrong Island my mistake

她幫助海洋和一個。 哦，對不起，這是錯誤的島嶼，我的錯誤。

i am Diana

我是戴安娜

What's she playing at shot that naked women

她在玩什麼裸體女人的鏡頭？

She is taking all the bullets lets go i am in this war too

她承受了所有的子彈，我們走吧 我也參與了這場戰爭

This totally unfair

這完全不公平

Is that a sword in your dress or are you just happy to see me

你的衣服裡是一把劍還是你看到我很高興？

it's both what Diana no

它既是戴安娜沒有

Well screw this

去你媽的

Diana

戴安娜

What

ぐ或

What are you saying

你在說什麼？

What are you? Doing? I have to go? I said can't hear you my ears are ringing

你在做什麼？在做什麼？我要走了？我說聽不見，我的耳朵在響。

I said I have to go blow up that plane to save everyone I can do it no really I want to it's fine

我說我要去炸掉那架飛機救大家，我可以的 不，真的，我想去，沒關係的

Whatever it is I can do it no Diana

不管是什麼，我都能做到，沒有戴安娜。

I can save today

我今天就可以救人了

you can save the world really I can do it

你能拯救世界，我真的能做到

I have a invisible plane you have a what ?

我有一架看不見的飛機 你有什麼？

Of course you have that why wouldn't you

你當然有了，為什麼沒有呢？

That girl is such a merysue

那個女孩真是個好女孩

Yeah she's pretty LP

是啊，她是漂亮的LP

And that's the end

就這樣結束了

So don't you want to ask questions and pick apart my story

那你就不要問問題，不要拆穿我的故事了

No, I'm just really happy we get to hang out me too, well this is surprising thank you no problem

不，我只是真的很高興我們能一起出去玩我也是，嗯，這是令人驚訝的，謝謝你沒有問題。

So you took out the plane yeah I took out the plane because things were getting way too

所以你就把飛機開走了 是的，我把飛機開走了，因為事情變得太複雜了。

Captain America what do you mean you're like Captain America

美國隊長什麼意思，你像美國隊長嗎？

You just carry a shield with a star in it fought in a world war and had a boyfriend named Steve that was gonna sacrifice

你只是拿著一面帶著星星的盾牌 參加了一場世界大戰 有一個叫史蒂夫的男朋友要犧牲掉

Himself in a plane. Oh I see it now I don't care if you are like Captain America

他自己在飛機上。哦，我明白了，我不在乎你是不是像美國隊長一樣的人

I think you're inspiring unlike some other superhero I know right the boys make everything so dark and depressing

我覺得你很勵志 不像其他的超級英雄，我知道的是吧 男生把一切都弄得很黑暗，很壓抑。

Hey ladies you want to know my secret identity ew gross

嘿，女士們，你們想知道我的祕密身份嗎？ 噁心！

No thank you I'm friends with my dad hey Diana you ready to get started or what it's time to assemble I mean

不，謝謝你，我是我爸爸的朋友 嘿，戴安娜，你準備好開始了嗎？ 或者是什麼時候開始組裝？

It's time to unite the league what's he doing here. Oh I forgot I got to go help the boys with this thing go fight Superman

是時候團結聯盟了 他在這裡做什麼？哦，我忘了，我得去幫兄弟們處理這件事，去打超人。

Demon wasp people it's really important to them but Green Lantern shows up too it's gonna be sick

妖蜂的人對他們很重要，但綠燈俠也出現了，那就太變態了。

Sounds cool actually can we come. Oh, I'm sorry

聽起來很酷，其實我們可以來。哦，對不起

see, the Justice League is really just us you know the just us League

你看，正義聯盟真的只是我們，你知道的，只是我們的聯盟

Hey, you get it fine whatever or loss I said to just us League oh we get it and I'm and I'm the boss

嘿，你懂了就好，不管輸贏我說的只是我們聯盟哦，我們懂了，我是，我是老闆。

do you know why

知否

Because I'm not always about you Bruce

因為我並不總是針對你，布魯斯

What is that? Oh that that's my wiener hmm wiener

那是什麼？哦，那是我的維納，嗯，維納。

All great parodies

所有偉大的模仿

start with a skippable add

以可跳過的添加開始

the new well snuggle

新井依偎

We're pretentious does the art skippable comes sometimes that that pop-up head because those are still around

我們是自命不凡的藝術可跳過來有時，彈出的頭，因為那些仍然是周圍的

475 Scoob

475輛Scoob

Is he or is it he she I she I don't know it all sounds like a sneeze

是他還是他她我她我不知道，聽起來都像個噴嚏

How the Lego Batman move should have ended ?

樂高蝙蝠俠行動應該如何結束 ?

Now we are talking

現在我們正在談論

well that is stupid

那是愚蠢的

Joker please

小丑，請

help us no

幫助我們沒有

I'm not gonna help you at least if the city is destroyed I'll go out knowing I'm your greatest enemy shut up

我不會幫你的 至少如果這個城市被毀了 我就會知道我是你最大的敵人，就會走出去，閉嘴

you're not my greatest enemy yeah you've been very clear about that No

你不是我最大的敵人 是啊，你說得很清楚了。

You're more than that

你不只是這樣

You're the reason I getup in the

你是我起床的原因，在。

Dont worry Bruce

別擔心，布魯斯

He will pass a ride with alright Justice League let's save the day

他將會和正義聯盟一起過關，讓我們來拯救世界。

right no you guys doing here saving your butt Wonder Woman blasts, oh

對不對，你們在這裡做救你的屁股神奇女俠爆炸，哦。

gosh no no

豈有此理

Now everybody fine you just about yeah

現在大家都很好，你只是約耶

now throw those criminals back in prison

現在把那些罪犯扔回監獄

This was my

這是我的

Let's go

我們走吧

You haven't seen the last of me Batman I know what happened here doesn't count we did it

你還沒有看到我的最後一面 蝙蝠俠 我知道這裡發生的事情不算數 是我們乾的

Oh no no no no no no no no no no no you're welcome wow?

that was amazing stole my victory Cal now let's talk about how you stole my Phantom Zone projector

太神奇了，偷走了我的勝利，卡爾 現在讓我們來談談你是如何偷走我的幻影區投影機的

I don't want to play anymore what why this is fun can't just swoop in here and save the day

我不想再玩了什麼為什麼這麼好玩就不能撲過來救人嗎？

This is my story your story yes my story check the name on the box

這是我的故事，你的故事，是的，我的故事，請在方框內填上名字。

B-A-T-M-A-Me I sing a song about it everything. Oh i heard the song

B-A-T-M-A-Me 我唱了一首歌，關於它的一切。哦，我聽到這首歌

Your catchphrase was very obvious I had this whole epic moment happening the town was literally divided and we were gonna have to come together

你的口號很明顯，我有一個史詩般的時刻發生了，鎮上的人都分崩離析了，我們必須走到一起。

to save ourselves

自救

It was extremely touching and very relevant to the times

這是非常感人的，也是非常貼近時代的。

And you ruined it you, also came into my house smashed all my crystals with my father's

而你卻毀了它你，還跑到我家來用我父親的水晶砸碎了我所有的水晶。

Memories taught a child to steal from me and then released literally every criminal out of prison

回憶教會了一個孩子偷我的東西，然後把所有的罪犯都放出來了。

Yeah

是的，是的

I forgot I smashed your family's memories

我忘了是我打碎了你們家的記憶。

That was hilarious, oh you want hilarious how about I sing your theme song really not necessary

太搞笑了，哦，你想搞笑怎麼樣，我唱你的主題曲真的沒必要嗎？

Beacaus I am batman

Beacaus I am batman

Who has no power?

誰沒有權力？

Who's is afraid of snake clones

誰怕蛇的克隆體？

Who's addicted to caffeine

誰對咖啡因上癮

Not bad bad you wash your face give me those

不錯不錯，你洗臉的時候把那些東西給我吧。

What's wrong with you you're no fun a pewter?

你怎麼了，你對錫器沒興趣？

Change Password Cal el sucks Batman we don't use the word sucks that's not nice oh come on Alfie

更改密碼 卡爾艾爾很爛，蝙蝠俠 我們不用 "爛 "這個字，那就不好了 哦，拜託，阿爾菲

stupid saying

傻話

Superman superman i must ask you a question

超人，超人，我必須問你一個問題。

You guys have a question ? why does your mouth look fake

你們有一個問題，為什麼你的嘴看起來很假？

Hold

保持

Ah mother At last

阿媽 終於

Great job everyone. This is exactly why we constantly train for battle

大家幹得好。這正是我們不斷進行戰鬥訓練的原因

You're out of your mind Batman I mean Bruce Wayne I mean Batman

你瘋了，蝙蝠俠，我是說布魯斯韋恩，我是說蝙蝠俠。

I came here only to do two things

我來這裡只為做兩件事

look masculine and talk to fish

牝雞司晨

I'm all out of fish

我沒有魚了

Okay so I'm gonna look masculine Wow

好吧，所以我會看起來很有男子氣概哇

We need you Victor and maybe you need us to I'm actually already part of another team what

我們需要你，維克多，也許你需要我們，我其實已經是另一個團隊的一員了。

Cyborg the lives of the innocent are in danger it's time to act

機械人... ...無辜者的生命受到威脅，是時候行動了

yes

是的

There is an evil wolf that does steppin upon us and we're gonna stop them for whatever

有一匹邪惡的狼在我們身上踩來踩去 我們要阻止他們，不管是什麼原因

Hey, wonder woman where are you going looking so hot my eyes are up here guys

嘿，不知道女人你要去哪裡，看得這麼熱，我的眼睛在這裡的傢伙。

I know you guys are already to do battle but I haven't actully done battle

我知道你們已經在戰鬥了，但我還沒有真正的戰鬥過。

Step one

第一步

What ?

什麼？

Step one, what are you talking about

第一步，你在說什麼？

I don't know how ?

我不知道怎麼做？

Here don't talk do thing take the sword

在這裡不要說話做事，拿著劍去吧

Stab that guy do it now will you

捅他一刀，現在就動手吧

I am so not comfortable with this

我很不舒服

Right yeah we'll protect the mother box on

是啊，我們會保護母盒上的。

What about Superman it is fine I took care of it

超人呢？ 沒事，我已經處理好了！

Oh that's, so sweet I'm so happy for them so how did you know Louis was the key again usual thing.

哦，太甜蜜了，我真為他們高興，所以你怎麼知道路易斯是關鍵又是平常事。

When in the past

過去的時候

Wait what which reminds me I need you to tell me once the key are you gonna?

等等，這提醒了我，我需要你告訴我一次鑰匙，你會嗎？

travel I have a lot of questions about the things

旅行我有很多問題，關於這些事情

There is no time let's get ready here he comes Steppenwolf

沒時間了，我們準備好，他來了，斯蒂芬狼來了

Where is my mother

我媽媽呢？

I am so cool

我好酷啊

Now about that time travel thing

現在關於時間旅行的事情

Great job everyone we saved the world

大家幹得好，我們拯救了世界

Flash kill the guy yeah I killed Steppenwolf with a trident yeah I've been meaning to talk to you about that

閃電俠殺了那個傢伙 是的，我用三叉戟殺了Steppenwolf 是的，我一直想和你談談這個問題。

You should probably stop murdering all the bad guys

你最好不要再殺所有的壞人了

Oh, is that not like our thing anymore I thought that was the thing we do well we finally did it

哦，那是不喜歡我們的事情了 我想那是我們做的事情，我們終於做出來了

we finally showed the world bizarre your facial hair is just too distracting if we could just

我們終於向世界展示了怪異的你的面部毛髮只是太分散注意力，如果我們可以只是

There we go