WE THOUGHT WE WOULD TRY AND LIFT EVERYONE'S SPIRITS BY BOOKING A

LITTLE SURPRISE GUEST.

PLEASE GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE CHARMING

LITTLE CHERUB, YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT, HE'S HERE IN PERSON, CUPID

IS HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THERE HE IS.

HEY CUPID.

CUPID, IT IS SUCH AN HONOR.

IT IS SUCH AN HONOR TO HAVE YOU HERE.

>> AND I LOVE BEING HERE.

SEE WHAT I DID, JAMES, I SAID I LOVE BEING HERE.

>> James: I DID, THAT IS GOOD, VERY GOOD.

WE SHOULD STEAL THAT ONE.

>> GO AHEAD, JAMES.

YOU'VE ALREADY STOLEN MY HEART.

HE'S ON FIRE.

>> James: OH, CUPID, YOU CHEEKY MIRNTION, CUPID, TELL ME,

BUSY TIME OF YEAR FOR YOU, ARE YOU EXCITED FOR THE BIG DAY?

>> I COULD TELL YOU.

OR I COULD SING IT FOR YOU.

>> James: WE'D LOVE THAT.

>> YOU WOULD LIKE THAT.

>> OKAY, HERE WE GO.

HANG ON.

NOW DEAR "LATE, LATE SHOW" STAFF.

IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY,.

♪ I'M READY TO SHOOT SO OPEN YOUR HEART.

♪ BECAUSE LaLaLaLa.

♪ LaLaLaLaLOVE.

♪ LaLaLaLOVE.

♪ IS HERE TO STAY.

♪ AND UNLESS OF COURSE SHE LOVES YOU FOR TREVOR.

♪ A GUY IN HER SPIN CLASS DOES NOTHING FOREVER.

>> James: SO HANG ON S THAT, CUPID, IS THAT PART OF THE SONG?

>> NO, ACTUALLY JAMES T IS WHAT WE CALL GOING OFF SCRIPT.

JUST LIKE WHEN YOUR WIFE GLORIA IS SUPPOSED TO BE SEEING HER

SISTER KIM BUT IN REALITY SHE IS SHAGGING TREVOR IN THE BACK OF

HER COROLLA OUTSIDE THE SAME OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE WHERE YOU HAD

YOUR FIRST DATE.

>> James: OKAY, THAT'S A LOT OF INFORMATION, CUPID.

LOVE CONQUERS ALL, THOUGH, RIGHT?

>> YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, LOVE DOES CONQUER ALL, DOESN'T IT, DOESN'T

IT, APART FROM, APART FROM-- .

>> James: RIGHT, IT FEELS LIKE CUPID MIGHT BE GOING TO-- THE

MINUTE I WAS HOPING WE COULD KEEP THIS FUN, FLIRTY, FOCUS ON

THE BRIGHT SIDE.

>> RIGHT, I CAN DO THAT, CAN I DO THAT.

>> James: GOOD.

>> HOW IS THAT.

GLORIA, DRAINED MY 401(K) BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE IT PAYED FOR A

TRIP TO SANDALS JAMAICA WITH ANOTHER GUY.

WHAT A PLEASANT-- .

>> James: CUPID, I DON'T KNOW, THIS WASN'T WHAT I HAD IN MIND.

>> DO YOU THINK THIS IS WHAT I HAD IN MIND?

DO YOU?

I WANTED TO FINISH-- SORRY.

I WANTED TO FINISH-- SORRY.

>> James: I KNOW, WE'VE ALL BEEN GOING THROUGH SOMETHINGFUL.

THAT IS WHY WE WANTED TO TODAY TO BE HAPPY AND ROMAN TUCK, YOU

KNOW, OKAY, RIGHT, YOU ABSOLUTELY.

YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT SMOKE IN HERE.

THAT IS AGAINST THE RULES, CUP I HAD.

>> SO IS ADULTERY BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP GLORIA, DID IT.

>> James: THIS IS CANCELED. WE'RE OUT OF TIME.

WE'RE GOING TO MOVE ON.

>> I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY.

GIVE ME A CHANCE, GIVE ME A CHANCE.

I HAVE TO SHOOT MY ARROW.

IF I DON'T SHOOT MY ARROW, I DON'T GET PAID.

HAVE I O GET PAID.

>> James: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

YOU CAN SHOOT, SHOOT YOUR ARROW.

SHOOT YOUR ARROW.

>> OKAY, ALL RIGHT, OKAY.

>> HANG ON.

>> OH MY GOD.

CUPID, CUPID, STOP, STOP.

>> HANG ON, HANG ON!

>> James: CUPID, WE CAN-- WE CAN SEE EVERYTHING.

RIGHT, GET HIM OUT OF HERE, NOW.

>> WAIT, STOP.

LaLaLaLa.

>> James: WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE OF THE LATE LATE SHOW AFTER

THIS.

I'M SORRY.