And a lot of people are rushing out to get gifts.

But there's one gift in particular

that you might want to avoid.

And I know this from personal experience.

Let me tell you about it in song.

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It's Valentine's Day, and you're opening gifts.

You'd settle for some candy or a sweet little kiss.

A card for some flowers, that's a great place to start.

But as for me, I got a giant teddy bear holding a heart.

That's right. ♪ I got a giant teddy bear ♪

♪ On Valentine's Day ♪ -♪ Valentine's Day ♪

-♪ It's big and it's fluffy and it's always in the way ♪

-♪ Always in the way ♪

-♪ It's holding a heart that says "I love you" ♪

-♪ I love you ♪

-♪ But I don't know where to put it ♪

♪ I don't know what to do ♪

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I ain't got no room for this thing,

but I don't want to offend.

If I threw it out, my lover

might become, well, just a friend.

It don't fit in my closet, and I don't want to ruin it,

but I ain't dropping 40 bucks a month for its own storage unit.

♪ I got a giant teddy bear on Valentine's Day ♪

-♪ On Valentine's Day ♪

-♪ It's big and it's fluffy and it's always in the way ♪

-♪ It's always in the way ♪

-♪ I took it to the curb 'cause this thing has got to go ♪

♪ But the garbage man saw its size ♪

♪ And said hell no ♪

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So I took it to a field, and I just left it there.

But when I got back inside, it was sitting in a chair.

Now, its eyes were glowing red, and I swear that this was true.

When I looked at the heart, it said, "I'm watching you."

♪ I got a giant teddy bear on Valentine's Day ♪

-♪ On Valentine's Day ♪

-♪ It's big and it's creepy it'll never go away ♪

-♪ Never go away ♪

-♪ I'm scared for my life, I can never stop it ♪

-♪ Never stop it ♪

-♪ Next year, I hope the one I love ♪

♪ Just gets me chocolate ♪

Happy Valentine's, everybody! Stick around.

Be right back with more of "The Tonight Show."

-♪ It's always in the way ♪

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♪ I love you ♪

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♪ Don't know what to do ♪

♪ Valentine's Day ♪