The big weekends coming up.

Everyone ready for Valentine's Day?

Yeah, love is in the air, and so is Covic.

So please plan accordingly.

I cannot stress that enough.

Yeah, Valentine's on Sunday.

I think we're just going to stay in this year.

Good decision.

Yeah.

Which is going to stay in way, actually stayed in last year.

And now this year we deeply regret that decision.

Wait, What are you, a romantic?

You should.

I think you're a romantic guy.

Read you romantic.

You know, I am romantic, but I'm of the same philosophy of Susan, which is, uh, you know, I think Valentine's Day is everyday.

Oh, I don't think, Susan, I think Susan things Valentine's Day is a crock.

That's right.

I guess that's slightly different.

That is a different thing.

I guess that is different season.

You are correct.

Yeah.

Okay, okay.

It's too much.

It's too much chocolate.

Too much constipation.

It's too much expectation.

Um, that's a good turn that really, really jumped.

That's my biggest concern with conservation.

Yes, that's that's your concern with Valentine's.

Yeah, because, you know, it's like you wanna, you know, for Valentine's.

So you wanna be fresh and nimble, you know, Chocolates Just gonna way down?

Sure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

This started with the question.

Are you a romantic guy on its Ended in, You talking about constipation?

So I think we've all found the answer.

We have to congratulate Tom Brady on his record seventh Super Bowl win last night.

I can't get my head round this.

It's increased about seven rings.

Seven Super Bowl rings.

He's the Ariana Grande day of football.

My favorite moment of the game was when a man where your hot pink one piece ran onto the field.

Here he is here, looking in there.

Now, here's my complaint with this, right?

I love a streaker.

I absolutely love it.

I think I think it raises any sports occasion.

But I would say to that man, if you're gonna streak, streak, Yeah, do it properly.

You know what I mean?

Put the whole thing out there.

You can't go.

I'm gonna streak on the pitch.

But then we like what?

I'm gonna do it in one suits.

I want to maintain a sense of mystery.

I will say, Mark, it's not gonna noticed that you've spruced up the black today and a color squares.

Look at that.

Nice look at that.

I appreciate it.

You asked for it, James.

I did.

I did ask for it on D only you did it.

I thought that a lot of the crew would wouldn't come through on the colors.

So we've actually ordered all of you.

Some of those hot pink ones is for tomorrow's show.

Look at Susan straight in with a round of applause.

A Do you find it funny that the referees in football on a microphone I don't think any other sport in the world the refs on the microphone?

I would be so tempted if I was a ref just to be, like, how to get some a We knew, though, like, yes, trying to get a record deal off the back of it singing Ref, Hold him back!

The player.

Oh, yeah, that's awesome.

There's so much advertising during football.

I am so surprised the ref isn't like this.

Holding was brought to you by progressive.

It's only a matter of time.

Where do you do that?

Hey, Rob.

Thanks for joining us.

Hey, Rob.

Thanks for coming to see he's back.

That Z.

Alright, Rob.

Just running doesn't know.

That's three exact producer of the show.

Just just coming in a solid four minutes late to the taping.

What?

This is the first I knew as soon as I was standing upstairs and I saw the credit roll was like he's trying to catch May just to burn.

May never started this quick in your life.

I don't think anyone was trying toe.

The show starts at Three Rock.

That's never started this 3 304.

You could see right there.

The show starts at three.

Right?

Knew you were here.

Lewis here.

And let's be honest, Lou doesn't even need to be here right now.

I'm very happy that you're here, Rob.

We're happy that you decided toe grace us with your presence.

I mean, I'm gonna keep this in there.

You're gonna cut it out.

Question?

We'll never know.

We'll never No way.

We'll never know.

What do you reckon?

Keep it in E mean, I'd reckon we take it out.

Good.

Reckon a tech company in the United Kingdom has created a cleaning robot that sanitizes hospitals while also telling jokes.

Here it is here how trees access the Internet, they log on.

Listen, I know you're thinking that robots okay and stand up, but his podcast is really good.

I actually like his life stuff.

His podcast is amazing.

Thier kids there at the hospital.

They really enjoyed hearing the robot tell jokes.

Unfortunately, a little later on, there was a glitch on the robot ended up doing a completely different act.

Guys air So gross, aren't they?

But I just had sex with a guy more than you've ever seen in your life.

There's some interesting space news, or is is known in space news to tell you about three spacecrafts launched by three different nations are due to reach Mars within days of each other.

The United Arab Emirates appropriate Mars Today China's arrives on Wednesday, and NASA's will touch down next week.

Three different probes in less than a week.

Those air GMO numbers.

You know what this is?

Gamma.

Would you know what it is?

What is it, James?

It's a Mona's.

Mona's a twat.

Oh, okay.

That was a failure of a joke.

Failure to launch failure, lunch.

That was a failure of a joke.

Yes.

Wow.

I can't argue it.

This is exciting.

The world's first three D bio printed rib eye steak was just unveiled.

The steak is made out of lab grown meat, and it's completely cruelty free.

So now when you give your compliments to the chef, it'll look like this.

That's exactly the laugh that deserved.

That's exactly the laugh it deserved.

Winnie at least gave a laugh.

Alex just went.

She wasn't looking thinking you're better than that, James.

She was thinking, I'm better than this.

Look, I'm just not paint shop.

Oh, please.

I love this.

Well done.

Thank you, sir.

This is exactly how I imagine you every weekend.

It's part of the New Orleans collection that I absolutely love.

It marks come in with some kind of e even know it's a call this mark.

What are we looking at here?

Yeah, black and white.

Uh huh.

The old black and white?

No, but I mean the vibe of it.

The vibe of it is Italian Bordello.

Italian, of course.

Of course it is.

Of course it is.

Even Joel has given us, like a like a What are we looking at here are like a rusty peach.

It's the only thing that had color.

Well, let me tell you, it's brightened all of our days.

It really, really has.

I love this, Pete.

I don't ever want to see you not dressed for a barbecue ever again way.

Got it on.

Finally, we have a new story here that CBS even that CBS Evening News have said publicly they're too afraid to cover 60 minutes running.

Scared.

They will not talk about this story.

But we here at the Late, Late Show, we believe in shining the light on the truth no matter what it takes.

We made a deal with you, the viewer, to bring you the truth.

However difficult it is to talk about on this story.

This is the only place you'll find it.

A dad in the United Kingdom recently drove through a fast food restaurant and ordered some chicken strips and one of them looked like this.

Mhm.

Can you see it?

Can everyone see it?

Just making sure everyone could see it as faras chicken goes, it looks like the Colonel lost one of his privates.

Thank you.

You can actually get this meal in three different styles.

Regular sized, supersized, circumcised.

Pete, you want to get in on this.

You got any chicken forest?

Wanna throw some chicken in the what?

Looks like maybe chicken nuts.

So little.

Okay.

Okay, Joe, Anything to tell us about the chicken?

Well, you know, you can get a plane, but I prefer my chicken jerk.

Nice mark.

What about you?

Just you got anything on the chicken for us?

I've got nothing to say.

I like my chicken boneless O e.