This is tweet dreams.

這就是微博夢。

Good morning.

早晨好

I just had a dream that Phoebe Bridgers did a song with Megan the Stallion called Love and Texas Man.

我剛剛做了一個夢，菲比布里傑斯做了一首歌 與梅根種馬叫愛和德州人。

That would be sweet.

這將是甜蜜的。

I feel like we have toe make this happen now.

我覺得我們現在必須要做到這一點。

I do love Texas.

我真的很喜歡德州。

I've been to like, every whole foods in Texas.

我去過德州的每一家全食物店。

I love Bucky's the truck stop.

我喜歡Bucky's卡車站。

Maybe we'd like, shout out, you know, specific to Texas.

也許我們會喜歡，喊出來，你知道，具體到德州。

Things like beaver nuggets and bookies had a dream that Phoebe Bridges was my gynecologist and I went to her because I was laying eggs.

像海狸塊和博彩公司的東西有一個夢想，菲比布里奇斯是我的婦科醫生，我去找她，因為我在下蛋。

Let me know if you know what this means.

如果你知道這意味著什麼，請告訴我。

I understand why it would freak you out.

我明白為什麼它會嚇壞你。

But in your dreams, that probably means I don't know, like you have some sort of connection toe like the animal world or something I don't know.

但在你的夢裡，這可能意味著我不知道，就像你有某種聯繫，像動物世界或什麼我不知道。

As a certified gynecologist myself, I'd probably just tell you you're fine or you could go home.

作為一個合格的婦科醫生，我可能會直接告訴你，你很好，或者你可以回家了。

So I dreamt I was a support act for Phoebe Bridgers.

所以我夢見自己是菲比-布里傑斯的助演嘉賓。

I did a spoken word recital of Avril Lavigne's Complicated.

我做了一場艾薇兒-拉維尼的《複雜》的口語朗誦會。

It did not go down well, but Phoebe loved it.

雖然不順利，但菲比很喜歡。

That is exactly what would happen.

這正是會發生的事情。

I love that song.

我喜歡這首歌

E c.

E c.

The way you're acting like somebody else makes me frustrated.

你表現得像別人一樣，讓我很沮喪。

Mic drop.

麥克風掉落。

I can never get it out of my head.

我永遠也忘不了它。

It sounds like he's saying fake assists in that song.

聽起來他在那首歌裡說的是假助攻。

I don't think is a word, but like never gonna find you fake Assis.

我不認為這是一個詞，但就像永遠不會找到你的假Assis。

So I need some intel on what we're about is I had a dream that I went to France and got my hair cut into a mullet by Phoebe Bridgers.

所以，我需要一些情報 關於我們是什麼... ...我有一個夢想，我去法國 並得到了我的頭髮剪成鯔魚 由菲比布里傑斯。

She did a surprisingly good job.

她做得出乎意料的好。

Damn all of these air me in the service industry in some way, which I really love.

該死的所有這些空氣我在服務行業在某種程度上，我真的很喜歡。

I have been fantasizing about getting a mullet, but I feel like I couldn't pull it off.

我一直幻想著去弄個鯔魚，但我覺得我不能把它弄掉。

Um, it sounds like something that I would do toe give it to somebody else instead of myself.

嗯，這聽起來像什麼，我會做給別人 而不是自己。

I have only given someone a haircut once, and it turned into a bowl cut, and then I was fired forever.

我只給別人剪過一次頭髮，結果變成了碗口粗，然後就永遠被炒了。

I did cut my own banks once in high school.

我在高中的時候確實自己割過一次銀行。

That was bad news.

這是個壞消息。

Had a dream last night that Phoebe Bridges and I were hanging out and knitting human heads together.

昨晚做了一個夢，夢見我和菲比-布里奇斯在一起閒逛，一起編織人頭。

So Happy birthday, Phoebe.

所以，生日快樂，菲比。

Knitting human heads together.

把人頭織在一起。

When I was a kid, I tried to knit a scarf and then got almost all the way through and then realized there was a mistake right at the beginning.

小時候，我試著織了一條圍巾，然後差不多都織好了，然後發現一開始就有錯誤。

And then I just gave up forever.

然後我就永遠放棄了。

So, um so human head knitting might be a little bit above my pay grade.

所以，嗯所以人頭編織可能比我的工資等級高一點。

My boyfriend woke me up this morning and said he knew he loved me because he had a dream that Phoebe Bridgers asked him to make out.

我男朋友今天早上叫醒我，說他知道他愛我，因為他夢見菲比-布里傑斯約他親熱。

And he said no because he had a girlfriend.

他說不行，因為他有女朋友。

Is he stupid?

他是傻子嗎？

Yes, he's stupid.

是的，他很愚蠢。

I feel like I always have romance related dreams with people that I have never had a real life desire to make out with.

我感覺自己總是做一些與浪漫有關的夢，夢中的人是我在現實生活中從未有過的親熱慾望。

Like, I had a very confusing one about my very mean English teacher in high school.

比如，我有一個非常困惑的，關於我高中時非常刻薄的英語老師。

Um, what about my bassist in high school?

嗯，那我高中時的貝斯手呢？

Just Yeah.

就是啊。

So I never have hot sex dreams or kissing dreams.

所以我從來不做熱戀夢，也不做接吻夢。

I only have confusing ones, had a stress dream that my nudes leaked and woke up like Wait, real life is actually worse.

我只有迷糊的，做了一個壓力夢，夢見我的裸體洩露了，醒來後就想等等，現實生活其實更糟糕。

You posted this on March 16th, 2020.

你是在2020年3月16日發佈的。

Mm.

嗯。

Oh, I literally at the end of that sentence.

哦，我從字面上看，在這句話的最後。

I remember that.

我記得。

Yeah, I had that dream and I had a nightmare where I got on stage and forgot how to play guitar on and then woke up and was like, But I was on stage, you know, like I would trade the worst dream reality for this.

是的，我做了一個夢，我做了一個噩夢，我在舞臺上忘記了如何彈吉他，然後醒來，就像，但我在舞臺上，你知道，就像我會交易最糟糕的夢想現實。