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Aubrey's.
So nice to see you, baby.
Baby, baby, You know it's me, baby.
I do know it's you even behind those glasses.
I know it's you.
You know?
You look.
There you go.
There are those peepers.
How are you?
I'm fine now.
I'm doing great.
First question is yeah, that's real convincing.
I'm doing great.
Where am I?
That's my question for you, is it says there right?
Says you are in Turkey right now.
I'm doing a lot of zoom interviews these days, and sometimes people are, you know, on the other side of the country.
You are in turkey at the moment.
What's going on?
What's that all about?
Well, Conan, I'm shooting a movie here.
A Guy Ritchie film starring me and Jason Statham.
We're following all the cove.
It, uh, guidelines.
I've been in quarantine multiple times, but listen, someone's got to save the film industry.
Yeah, well, being in state, um, yeah, it's you and state, um, in that order, if you ask me because I like you stay thumbs.
Fine.
But he's so British, you know?
I know I'm surrounded by the British right now because Guy Ritchie's directing it and stay thumbs in it.
Does that mean you have to talk like them?
Well, you know what's funny?
Is I I don't know this for sure, but when I read the script, I felt like maybe it was written for a British person, and I just and I There's some words, you know, that I don't really say.
And I've had to make the choice of like, um I going to say this like, I'm making fun of them.
Or, um, I gonna commit to this, Um and I don't have an answer for that, but yes.
Sounds like Well, I mean, does your character, because I do a pretty good English accent, you know?
Hello.
Hello.
That's pretty good.
Yeah.
I like your character stroke victim.
Its place is pretty poor.
Sh adding it.
We got to get the terry shot in this capital.
What?
How the hell did you get past the audition?
Yeah, you know, it's funny, because with those sunglasses on, I feel like I'm doing a drug deal.
You know, it's just how it feels right now.
I'll give you four apples.
Wow.
100 kg of cocaine, a a Do it in kilos.
That's yeah, that's the best deal I've had.
I always by my cocaine I burner and I use fresh fruit on.
Uh, it's amazing what you can get in turkey, baby.
Yeah, well, let's talk about turkey for a second.
Hotel room.
Is it pretty nice?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's pretty nice.
Um, I would, you know, swing the lens around here, but I I don't know what's good on television or you don't wanna.
And who knows?
We might see something we shouldn't see, you know, But truthfully, I haven't really been out of out of the hotel.
Not really allowed to go anywhere.
Like I said, we're following the Kobe guidelines, and I'm quarantined, so I just stay in my room like a good girl.
Yeah, well, okay, So you're saying that you're behaving yourself following Kobe guidelines?
We got all that.
You're staying in a nice hotel room.
Did they give state from a better hotel room than you, or did you get his good?
A hotel room is him.
You think he's staying at the hotel room that I'm saying?
At no way, buddy, he's over at the right.
Where?
Can't say because people know he's got stalkers.
He's got sponsors.
Yeah.
Guess what?
Me, too.
Okay.
So many ladies trying to get a piece of this that I'm not allowed to say where I am right now, you know?
Yeah.
Where are you, by the way?
I would love to say, But the minute I say where I am, nine women, we're gonna grab my ass and molest me.
So no, I can't molest you.
Oh, sorry.
Wait a minute.
I love it.
Now let's try that again with a British accent.
See, now I'm gonna get in trouble with the hotel staff again because they just heard you say I'll molest you at the top of your left.
Carry on, carry on.