Woke me up from my bed

Seeking permission to marry my princess

Something's wrong with your big head

It's the first time I met you.

Why would I let you run off with my baby girl?

Get back in your Pinto, it's time that you go.

The answer's NO.

You say you want my daughter's for the rest of your life

Well you gotta make more than burgers and fries.

Get out of your mama's basement, go and get you a life.

Son, you're 28 and don't you think it's time?

Why you gotta call me rude?

I'm doing what a dad should do.

Keep her from a fool like you.

And if you marry her anyway,

Marry that girl, I'm gonna punch your face

Marry that girl, I'll make you go away

Marry that girl in the bottom of a lake.

Oh~~~~~

You may not get this, let me explain it

Cause you need to understand

This is forever. She deserves better.

She really needs a grown man

She really needs a grown man

I know what you're thinking. You think you'll still take her.

Well give it your best shot.

I may be a Christian, but I'll go to prison.

I'm not scared of doing hard time

You want to have my daughter for the rest of your life

Well you gotta make more than burgers and fries.

So get out of your mama's basement, go and get you a life.

Son you're 28. Don't you think it's time?

Why you gotta call me rude?

I'm doing what a dad should do.

Keep her from a fool like you.

And if you marry her anyway,

Marry that girl, I'm gonna punch your face.

Marry that girl, I'll make you go away.

Marry that girl in the bottom of a lake.

Oh~~~~~

The answer's No~~~~~

The answer's No~~~~~

So why don't you go~~~~ away?