Are you tired to run down?

Do you feel insecure?

Well, have we got the answer for you?

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It could even save your life.

Gain friends and self confidence.

Accept no substitutes.

Nothing gets rid of the blues like this.

Blue little blanket results may vary.

Act now and we'll even throw in a free mailbox.

Christmas tree straight signed kite and a whole flock of angry kids.

Supplies are limited.

Blankets are going fast.

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Angry kids may be limited or prohibited in certain areas.

Some side effects after separation from security blanket may include sluggishness, insomnia, drowsiness, increased perspiration, weakness, separation anxiety, nausea, dizziness, hair thinning, premature, balding, a general wishy washiness dog dragging being dragged by dog and not exclusively random attacks by dog.