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way alive.
活的方式。
Yeah.
是啊。
I think we're gonna take these panties.
我想我們要拿這些內褲。
Finish today.
今天完成。
Oh, man, We can't take the spinners.
哦,夥計,我們不能拿紡紗機。
You might as well just shut it down.
你還不如直接把它關了。
She just packet and send these guys back to single leg kids.
她只是把這些傢伙打包送回單腿的孩子。
Little League team could give these guys a run for their money.
小聯盟隊可以給這些傢伙一個機會。
These guys were all on the job too.
這些人也都在工作。
Yeah, The old ball buster here is the senior man of the house.
是啊,這裡的老球友是家裡的老人。
Call me a senior.
叫我前輩。
You're the one is bald.
你才是禿頭。
Come on, Pop.
來吧,爸爸。
I'm just fucking Hey, you want a hot dog?
我只是他媽的 嘿,你想吃熱狗嗎?
I don't know.
我不知道。
I can't.
我做不到
I have Crohn's.
我有克羅恩病。
What's that?
那是什麼?
It's like when the lining of your stomach is all messed up, so it makes you shit all the time.
就像你的胃壁都亂了,所以讓你一直在拉屎。
Thanks for sharing.
謝謝你的分享。
Next time to say I don't want a hot dog.
下次說我不想吃熱狗。
I'm just trying to spread awareness.
我只是想傳播意識。
Wait A Hey, John, do you ever think about putting on the jacket?
嘿,約翰,你有沒有想過穿上外套?
You know nothing about.
你什麼都不知道。
This is a stupid question, right?
這是一個愚蠢的問題,對不對?
What do you stupid?
你傻啊?
It's fucking stupid.
這是他媽的愚蠢的。
Would you ask the kids of that teacher who blew up in space if they want to be an astronaut?
你會不會問那個在太空中爆炸的老師的孩子們想不想當太空人?
Whoa!
哇!
I don't think that lady had any kids.
我不認為那位女士有什麼孩子。
Yeah, I'm sure she didn't.
是的,我肯定她沒有。
Because she died in space.
因為她死在了太空中。
It's hard to have kids when you're dead in space.
當你死在太空中時,很難有孩子。
Look, I could tell you how I feel about farming, but I don't think you guys want to hear my opinion.
聽著,我可以告訴你們我對農業的看法,但我覺得你們不想聽我的意見。
No, no, no.
不,不,不。
Please tell us.
請告訴我們。
No, I wanna hear you.
不,我想聽你說。
Don't do this, but come on.
不要這樣做,但來吧。
Uh oh, yeah.
嗯,哦,是的。
Okay, how about this?
好吧,這個怎麼樣?
If you're a fireman, just don't have kids or a family at all, Okay?
如果你是消防員,就不要生孩子,也不要成家,好嗎?
So that way, you don't fucking crush them when you don't come home that one time.
這樣一來,當你那一次不回家的時候,你就不會他媽的壓死他們了。
You know, you're just so selfish.
你知道嗎,你就是這麼自私。
You just hang out with your boys all day like it's a fucking frat house.
你只是整天和你的兄弟們在一起玩,就像那是一個他媽的兄弟會的房子。
Half the time you not even putting out fires.
有一半的時間你甚至沒有救火。
You just jerking off watching Scarface.
你只是在看《疤面煞星》的時候打了個飛機。
Okay, take it easy.
好了,別緊張。
No, I'm just saying it's wrong with telling you that you're gonna be there for him for his whole entire life.
不,我只是說,告訴你你會陪他一輩子是不對的。
You miss graduation?
你錯過了畢業典禮?
Your birthday's okay.
你的生日還好。
Uh, my prom dances.
呃,我的舞會舞蹈。
It's a very mean thing to do to Children.
對孩子們來說,這是一件非常卑鄙的事情。
If you have a family, you're an asshole.
如果你有家庭,你就是個混蛋。
Let's take these one way to look at it.
我們就從這些一個方面來看。
Yeah.
是啊。
Tell that to my dad.
跟我爸說吧
Oh, But you can't because he's dead.
哦,但你不能,因為他已經死了。
Anybody got a good response to that?
誰有好的對策?
A what?
一個什麼?
A game.
一個遊戲。
What A That's what.
什麼A就是什麼。
I shouldn't have kids.
我不應該有孩子。
No, you should have kids.
不,你應該有孩子。
You know, maybe you should take a cue from your shirt.
你知道,也許你應該從你的襯衫上得到啟示。
No smile.
沒有笑容。
Like nothing that's actually can't find guys.
就像什麼都沒有,其實是找不到人的。
All right?
好嗎?
I can't be more like him.
我不能更像他。
Why can't you not embarrass me like this was a sorry embarrassed in front of your friends?
你為什麼不能在朋友面前不給我難堪,就像這是一個對不起的難堪?
Yeah.
是啊。
Yeah.
是啊。