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You can probably tell that during quarantine I've worked.
你大概可以看出,在檢疫期間,我曾工作過。
I work out like crazy.
我瘋狂地鍛鍊身體。
Um, they're they're actually my assistant is laughing behind this curtain.
嗯,他們是他們實際上是我的助手 是笑這個窗簾後面。
Um, no, but I am known for my you know, my physicality and my sensuality.
嗯,不,但我以我的... ...你知道,我的身體和我的性感而聞名。
And so I have worked very hard during quarantine it, maintaining what the public demands from me.
所以我在隔離期間非常努力地工作,維持公眾對我的要求。
What about you?
你呢?
Have you Have you worked at it all?
你有你的工作在這一切?
Are you Are you Are you taking care of yourself?
你有沒有照顧好自己?
Well, I saw you and I we answer to the same masters on DSO.
好吧,我看到你和我 我們在DSO上對同一個主人負責。
Your concerns are my concerns and so e Look, from here on down, that's the money makers I'm frightened form when?
你的顧慮就是我的顧慮,所以你看,從這裡開始,我害怕的就是那些賺錢的人,什麼時候?
When you're stuck in quarantine, you gotta You kind of run out of excuses to give your wife or why you won't do yoga with her.
當你被困在隔離區時,你就得... ...你就沒有藉口給你的妻子或者為什麼你不和她一起做瑜伽。
So I eventually kind of caved taking up snowshoeing, snowshoeing, eso So that's that.
所以我最終還是放棄了... ...選擇了雪鞋,雪鞋,所以就這樣了。
That's that's my workout.
這就是我的鍛鍊方式。
Did you Are you a skier?
你是滑雪愛好者嗎?
I'm just imagining you.
我只是在想象你。
You must be a skier.
你一定是個滑雪愛好者。
You had to be growing up, so I've gone skiing once I went skiing once and snowboarding once on never again.
你必須要長大,所以我去滑雪一次我就去滑雪一次,滑雪板一次就再也不去了。
Each time the skiing, the one time I went skiing was with hindsight.
每次滑雪,我去滑雪的那一次都是後知後覺。
I suspect it was like my father's fumbling attempt to save his marriage took us all on a ski vacation.
我猜測就像我父親為了挽救他的婚姻,摸索著把我們都帶去了滑雪度假。
Um, spoiler alert.
嗯,破壞者警報。
My mom left him two years later on, uh, laughing I should say Sorry, but you're gonna dio The marriage broke up and you were scarred on your impressionable 14 year old robbed of my male role model.
我媽媽兩年後離開了他,呃,笑著說對不起,但你要去dio婚姻破裂,你是傷痕累累你的印象14歲搶了我的男性榜樣。
And, uh but so they got us all snowsuits.
而且,呃... ...但他們給我們都買了雪衣。
We went down in Vermont, which, again exercise in futility because we lived in Montreal.
我們去了佛蒙特州,這又是徒勞的,因為我們住在蒙特利爾。
Don't need to go to Vermont to go skiing, but whatever.
不需要去佛蒙特州去滑雪,但不管怎樣。
Anyway, we went and everybody made fun of my snowsuit.
總之,我們去了,大家都取笑我的雪衣。
All the rich American kids laughed at my snowsuit and made jokes about what You get that at Walmart and I was like, Yeah, I think I did.
所有的美國富二代都嘲笑我的雪衣,還拿我的雪衣開玩笑,說你在沃爾瑪買的,我當時就想,是的,我想我買了。
Actually, on e gave up after the like six time I ate it and I was just lying there.
實際上,在我吃了六次之後,我就放棄了,我就躺在那裡。
When I gear all over the place like a like a plane crash and my arms of Kimbo and this kid's going above me on the gondola literally laughing like Nelson and, uh, you know, I used to I'm from Boston, So my brother and I used to go up skiing in Vermont so I would have been It's possible I would have been up there laughing at you from a gondola.
當我的齒輪到處都是像一個像飛機墜毀和我的手臂金博和這個孩子的去我上面的纜車從字面上笑像納爾遜和,呃,你知道,我曾經我來自波士頓,所以我的兄弟和我曾經去了佛蒙特州滑雪,所以我會一直,這可能我會一直在那裡笑你從纜車。
You know, I realized that time doesn't exactly lined up.
你知道嗎,我意識到時間並不完全一致。
I would probably started my my showbiz career by then.
那時我可能已經開始了我的娛樂圈生涯。
But it's possible it's possible that I saw you as like a 12 or 14 year old and leaned out of a gondola and laughed at you because that's the kind of asshole I waas.
但也有可能是我把你看成了一個12或14歲的孩子,然後從纜車裡爬出來,嘲笑你,因為我就是那種混蛋。
At the very least, you're spiritually descendants.
最起碼,你是精神上的後裔。
Laughed at me.
嘲笑我。
Yeah.
是啊。
Uh huh.
嗯哼。