WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."

歡迎回到 "深夜秀"。

LET'S CHECK IN WITH MY FRIEND AND YOURS, THE FUTURE, THE SOUND

讓我們來看看我的朋友和你的朋友，未來，聲音。

OF AMERICA, MR. JON BATISTE.

喬恩-巴蒂斯特先生。

JON, HOW ARE YOU?

喬恩，你怎麼樣？

>> Jon: I'M WELL.

>> 喬恩，我很好我很好。

WHO WAS YOUR WEEKEND?

誰是你的週末？

>> Stephen: IT WAS FINE.

>> 史蒂芬：很好。

IT RAINED BUT EVERYTHING WAS GREAT.

下雨了，但一切都很好。

HEY, I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR WEEKEND.

嘿，我想問你關於你的週末。

YOU DID THIS THING WHERE YOU'RE HELPING TO POWER UP NEW YORK'S

你做了這件事，在那裡你幫助紐約的動力。

ART SCENE AGAIN.

藝術場景又來了。

I READ ABOUT THIS IN "THE WASHINGTON POST."

我在 "華盛頓郵報 "上讀到過這個。

WHAT DID Y'ALL DO THIS WEEKEND?

你們這個週末都做了什麼？

>> WE PLAYED AT THE JAVITS CENTER FOR THE ESSENTIAL

>> 我們在賈維茨中心進行了基本的遊戲。

WORKERS.

勞動者：

THE BAND AND I AND TAP DANCERS AND PLAYERS PLAYED FOR THE

樂隊和我，以及踢踏舞者和演奏家的表演。

WORKERS GIVING THE VACCINES.

提供疫苗的工人。

IT'S PART OF A 100-DAY FESTIVAL GOVERNOR CUOMO CALLED US TO BE A

這是100天慶典的一部分 總督CUOMO號召我們成為一個。

PART OF, AND I'M GOING TO BE POPPING UP AS WELL AS OTHER

的一部分，我會被彈出，以及其他

GREAT ARTISTS AND MUSICIANS.

偉大的藝術家和音樂家。

>> Stephen: COUNTER TENOR, THAT'S SUPER HIGH, RIGHT?

>> 斯蒂芬：反曲高音，那是超級高的，對吧？

>> Jon: VERY HIGH.

>> 喬恩。非常高。

>> Stephen: HOW HIGH CAN A COUNTERTENOR HIT?

>> Stephen: 一個反擊手能打多高？

GIVE ME THE NOTE THERE.

給我那裡的筆記。

>> Jon: COUNTER TENOR IS PROBABLY SOMEWHERE -- OOOH,

>> 喬恩：可能在某個地方 -- 哦。

OOOH.

OOOH。

THAT'S THE HIGHEST RANGE, THE D-A.

這是最高的範圍，D -A。

AAAHHH!

AAAHH!

LET ME HEAR YOU.

讓我聽聽你的聲音。

>> Stephen: AAAHHH!

>> AAAHHH!

AAAHHH!

AAAHH!

>> Jon: THAT'S ALSO A TAMBER YOU GOT.

>> 喬恩。這也是你得到的一個輪胎。

>> Stephen: THAT'S MY COUNTER TAM BEER.

>> 斯蒂芬：這是我的櫃檯譚啤酒。

♪♪♪ JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

JON BATISTE，大家好。

♪♪♪ >> Stephen: FOLKS, I SPEND A

斯蒂芬:鄉親們，我花了

LOT OF MY TIME HEWING THE FINEST TOPICAL NEWS

我花了很多時間編織最優秀的主題新聞。

STONES FROM THE NEARBY INFORMATION QUARRY, HIRING THE

石頭從附近的資訊四合院，僱用的人。

MOST CUTTING EDGE ARCHITECTS TO EMPLOY A COMPLEX SERIES OF RAMPS

最前沿的建築設計師採用了一系列複雜的墊塊。

AND PULLEYS TO DELICATELY DEPOSIT THEM WITH INCH-PERFECT

和拉桿，將它們與完美的英寸的精緻沉積。

PRECISION TO CREATE FOR YOU THE EPIC, AWE-INSPIRING PYRAMID OF

精心為您創造出史詩般的、令人歎為觀止的PyRAMID。

KUFU THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

庫福，這是我的獨白。

BUT SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES I LIKE TO GRAB A RUSTY SHOVEL, DIG A

但有時，有時我喜歡拿起一把生鏽的鏟子，挖一挖。

HOLE IN A CULVERT, FILL IT WITH ROADKILL BONES, OLD BICYCLES,

洞在CULVERT，填補它與道路 殺死骨頭，舊的自行車。

AND YESTERDAYS COFFEE GRINDS, THEN TOP IT OFF WITH SOME USED

和今天的咖啡研磨，然後用一些二手的咖啡粉來結束它。

CAT LITTER, POWDERED LIME, AND QUICK DRYING CONCRETE TO SEAL

貓薄荷、粉狀石灰和速幹水泥密封。

THE RAMSHACKLE BURIAL CHAMBER OF NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT:

RAMSHACKLE殯儀館的新聞，這是我的部門。

"QUARANTINE-WHILE!" QUARANTINE-WHILE, "THE WORLD'S

"誇倫汀-惠勒！"誇倫丁-惠勒，"世界上的"。

FIRST 3-D-PRINTED RIB-EYE HAS BEEN UNVEILED."

首個3D打印的RIB-EYE已經亮相。"

MMM.

MMM。

THAT SURE LOOKS... LIKE A COMPUTER'S IDEA OF MEAT.

這看起來...就像一個計算機對肉的想法。

I ALWAYS ASK THE WAITER "IS THE STEAK DAMP TONIGHT?

我總是問服務員："今天晚上要不要吃豆芽？

HOW DAMP IS IT?" THE PROCESS INVOLVES "GROWING

它有多糟？"這個過程涉及到 "成長"。

MEAT TISSUES FROM PUNCH BIOPSIES FROM LIVE OR SLAUGHTERED

從活體或被宰殺的肉餅中提取的肉餡。

ANIMALS," THEN "PRINTING LIVING CELLS THAT ARE INCUBATED ON A

動物"，然後是 "打印培養的活細胞，在一個

PLANT-BASED MATRIX TO GROW" WHAT SOME CALL "ALT-MEAT."

以植物為基礎的矩陣種植 "什麼 有人稱之為 "ALT -MAT。"

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE UNDERGROUND BEEFCAKE MAG I POSE

不要和我發的地下牛肉餅雜誌混為一談。

FOR AS MY SIDE HUSTLE.

作為我的副業。

IT'LL BE A WHILE BEFORE YOU CAN BUY THE STEAKS, BECAUSE

你還需要一段時間才能買到豆子，因為...

ACCORDING TO REPORTS "THE U.S.D.A. AND F.D.A. DON'T YET

據報道，"美國國防部和聯邦國防部還沒有

HAVE A REGULATORY FRAMEWORK TO BRING IT TO MARKET."

有一個規範的框架將其推向市場"。

WHICH IS LEGAL-SPEAK FOR "WE DON'T KNOW --

什麼是合法的----"我們不知道----"的意思。

( LAUGHTER ) -- WHICH IS LEGAL-SPEAK FOR WHAT

（笑） - 這是合法的，說什麼？

IS THAT?!

是嗎？

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS!

我不知道那是什麼!

KILL IT!

殺了它！

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

用火燒死它！

AND THEN GIVE ME A SLICE."

然後給我一片。"

QUARANTINE-WHILE, BLIZZCON, THE ANNUAL GAMING CONVENTION, WA

QUARANTINE-WHILE，BLIZZCON，年度遊戲大會，華盛頓州。

-- PEOPLE KNOW WHAT BLIZCON IS, THAT'S PATRONIZING -- WAS

-- 人們知道什麼是BLIZCON是，那是呵護 -- 是。

HELD OVER THE WEEKEND, AND THEY BOOKED METALLICA TO PLAY.

週末舉行的，他們預約了金屬樂隊的演出。

JUST ONE PROBLEM: WHILE BLIZZARD CLEARED THE RIGHTS TO STREAM

只有一個問題：當BLIZZARD清除了直播的權利時。

THEIR MUSIC, THE HOSTING PLATFORM, TWITCH, DIDN'T, AND

他們的音樂，主持平臺，TWITCH，沒有，和。

PARTWAY THROUGH THE SONG THEY PANICKED AND SWITCHED THE MUSIC.

在歌曲的一部分，他們選擇並改變了音樂。

IT'S SUBTLE.

這是微妙的。

SEE IF YOU CAN SPOT THE MOMENT IT HAPPENS.

看看你能不能發現它發生的瞬間。

♪♪♪ (MUSIC ABRUPTLY CHANGES)

(音樂突然改變)

♪♪♪ (MUSIC ABRUPTLY CHANGES)

(音樂突然改變)

OOOH!

哦！

GIRL, ARE YOU DELIVERING FOOD IN NEW YORK, BECAUSE THAT WAS

姑娘，你是在紐約送餐嗎？

SEAMLESS!

無縫！

MUAH!

MUAH！

BUT I CAN SYMPATHIZE.

但我可以同情你

I JUST HAD METALLICA ON MY SHOW TWO WEEKS AGO, AND CBS FORGOT TO

兩週前，我的節目裡有METALLICA，但CBS卻忘了

CLEAR "ENTER SANDMAN" SO THEY HAD TO SCRAMBLE TO SUB IN THE

清楚 "進入SANDMAN"，所以他們不得不SCRAMBLE SUB在。

CLOSEST THING THEY COULD FIND: ( ENTER SANDMAN )

他們能找到的最接近的東西：（進入SANDMAN）

♪♪♪ ( BAG TYPES )

♪♪ ( 袋子類型 )

♪♪♪ OH, MY.

哦，我的。

OH, MY.

哦，我的。

OH, MY.

哦，我的。

YEAH.

是的。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, A GUY CALLED -- QUARANTINE WHILE, THERE'S BIG

QUARANTINE -- WHILE，一個叫 -- QUARANTINE -- WHILE，有大的。

NEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH BIG EARS BECAUSE

耳朵大的人的新聞，因為...。

BARACK OBAMA AND BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN ANNOUNCED A NEW

巴拉克-奧巴馬和布魯斯-斯普林斯廷宣佈了新的。

PODCAST CALLED "RENEGADES: BORN IN THE U.S.A."

稱為 "叛逆者，出生在美國 "的PODC廣播。生於美國"

WHICH IS A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS.

這是一個有點可疑的。

WERE THEY REALLY BOTH BORN IN THE U.S.A.?

他們真的都是在美國出生的嗎？

SPRINGSTEEN LOOKS KENYAN TO ME.

斯普林斯廷在我看來是肯亞人。

RELEASE YOUR LONG-FORM BIRTH CERTIFICATE, BRUCE!

釋放你的長式出生證，布魯斯！

I'M EXCITED ABOUT THIS, PARTIALLY BECAUSE IT'LL BE A

我很興奮，部分原因是這將是一個。

FASCINATING CONVERSATION BETWEEN TWO AMERICAN ICONS, BUT MOSTLY

兩位美國ICONS之間的快速對話，但主要是

BECAUSE OF THE PART OF EVERY PODCAST WHERE THE HOST HAS TO

因為每期節目的一部分，主持人必須

START PLUGGING THEIR SPONSORS.

開始給他們的贊助商插上插頭。

I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR BRUCE GIVE IT A GO.

我等不及要聽布魯斯的表演了。

♪ HEY LITTLE GIRL IS YOUR DADDY HOME ♪

嘿，小女孩是你的爸爸回來了

♪ DID HE GO TO THE POST-OFFICE AND LEAVE YOU ALONE ♪

他去了郵局，把你一個人丟在那裡？

♪ OH TELL YOUR MOM ♪ ♪ OH STAMPS.com ♪

"OH TELL YOUR MOM OH STAMPS.com

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