THERE HE IS.

WE ARE SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.

>> BRAVO.

>> YOU KNOW, STORMED THE CAPITOL, LEARNED SOME LESSONS.

(LAUGHTER).

>> James: YOU JUST GOT SWEPT UP IN IT.

>> IT WAS JUST SO FUN.

IT WAS GOOD TO BE AROUND PEOPLE AGAIN.

>> James: NOW WE ALL JUST HAD A LITTLE BREAK.

GUILLERMO, THE DRUMMER IN THE BAND, SEEMS TO BE TAKING AN

EXTENDED BREAK-- LAF (LAUGHTER)

>> DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE GUILLERMO IS, DOES ANYBODY NO?

OH, COME ON.

>> WHAT HAPPENED, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, G, WE STARTED.

THE SHOW STARTED.

WHERE YOU BEEN?

(LAUGHTER) >> SORRY, I WAS TAKING A [BLEEP]

(LAUGHTER).

>> James: WELL, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US GUILLERMO.

>> ABSOLUTELY, PLEASURE TO BE HERE.

>> James: WE'RE SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE.

WHAT DID YOU GET UP TO IN THE BREAK, GUILLERMO?

>> ACTUALLY, ROB AND I BUILT A LITTLE DESK.

HE CAME OVER AND HELPED ME.

HE BRAWT HIS SA SWRKS ZAL AND BUILT A DESK TOGETHER.

>> James: HANG ON, WHAT?

THAT IS MORE EXCITING THAN ANYTHING HAVE I DONE IN THE LAST

12 MONTH.

ROB.

>> YO.

>> James: I DIDN'T KNOW WERE YOU OPEN FOR BUSINESS, WHAT WAS

T YOU BUILD IT FROM SCRATCH OR PUT IT TOGETHER FROM LIKE IKEA.

>> NO, GUILLERMO HAD AN OLD HEADBOARD.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> AND WE REPURPOSED IT AND MADE IT SHALL-- .

>> James: OKAY, SORRY, SORRY.

>> HERE WE GO.

>> James: OKAY, SORRY, I NOW-- WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS

WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.

>> I FORGOT FOR A MINUTE THAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT GUILLERMO'S

HOUSE, AND I DIDN'T KNOW THAT PUTTING UP A DESK WAS CODE FOR

WHATEVER IT IS YOU GUYS DO, I'M FINE WITH IT.

>> HARD TEAK WOOD, IT WAS VERY HARD TEAK WOOD.

>> James: OKAY, OKAY, VERY HARD, TEAK HEADBOARD AND YOU

GUYS AND YOUR WIVES PUT IT TOGETHER, AND WHY NOT, IT'S A

BREAK.

WE ARE ON HIATUS.

DO WHAT YOU HAVE GOT TO DO.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, REG, WHAT DID YOU GET UP TO?

>> Reggie: I WENT TO NEW YORK.

>> James: OH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DID.

YOU WERE-- HOW WAS IT?

>> IT KIND OF FELT LIKE RETRO NEW YORK BECAUSE THERE IS JUST

WAY LOWER ENERGY ON THE STREET.

>> James: I ENJOY, I LIKE THAT LITTLE CHANGE, IT WAS NICE.

> YEAH, YEAH.

>> James: A TASTE OF NEW YORK MISSES YOU, AND SENT ME A PHOTO

OF HIS WORM AND I THOUGHT YOU KNOW WHAT, I [BLEEP] LOVE THAT

GUY.

THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT THAT IS HOW I FELT.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, WHAT WENT DOWN?

>> I GOT INTO BICYCLE RIDING OVER THE BREAK.

>> James: DID YOU.

>> YEAH.

>> James: RIGHT.

>> I GOT THE SHORTS.

I GOT A BIKE, I GOT A HELMET, I GOT EVERYTHING.

>> James: HOW FAR ARE WE GOING ON THIS BIKE.

>> I WENT 20 MILES ON SATURDAY.

(APPLAUSE).

>> James: BE HONEST NOW, AT WHAT POINT DURING THAT RIDE DID

YOU THINK WILL THIS FIT IN AN UBER?

>> BEFORE I DID THE 20 MILES I THOUGHT I WILL START BIKING THE

WORK.

AND SIX MILE NAS T I'M SWEATING, MY HAIR IS MATTED ON MY FACE AND

I'M LIKE NO, I CAN'T-- THIS IS-- THIS HAS TO HAPPEN BETWEEN

SHOWERS.

>> James: YES.

YOU CAN USE MY SHOWER.

I HAVE A SHOWER, YOU CAN USE MY SHOWER.

>> ALL RIGHT, I WILL START BIKING TO WORK.

>> James: YOU CAN SHOWER IN THERE.

>> YOU I CAN SHOWER IN YOUR SHOWER.

>> James: YOU KNOW IF THAT SHOWER COULD TALK, GAGA HAS BEEN

IN THAT SHOWER, STYLES HAS BEEN IN THAT SHOWER, BIEBER HAS BEEN

IN THAT SHOWER.

REG, YOU HAVE BEEN IN THAT SHOWER.

>> I THINK I HAVE.

>> James: YOU HAVE BEEN IN THE SHOWER.

>> YEAH.

>> James: THERE WAS ONE MORE.

>> GOLDBLUM.

>> James: SHAT DID NOT.

>> TED CRUZ?

(LAUGHTER).

>> James: TED CRUZ SHOWERS IN THERE, HE DID, HE DIDN'T WANT TO

BUT HIS KIDS NEEDED TO WASH.

LOOK AT US, GUYS, LOOK AT THAT, WE TURNED AROUND A SIMPLE, A

SIMPLE DISCUSSION ABOUT BIKING, WHAT DID WE DO?

BANG WITH THE POLITICS.

OOOH.

>> WE'LL TAKE THEM ALL DOWN, WE'LL TAKE THEM ALL DOWN, YEAH.

WANT TO LOOK AT THE HEADLINES, WANT TO LOOK AT THE HEADLINES,

WANT TO BLOOK AT THE HEADLINES? LOOK AT THE HEADLINES? LET'S DO

IT.

ALL RIGHT, HERE IS THE HEADLINES, THERE SAY BIG UPDATE

IN DONALD TRUMP'S NEVER-ENDING QUEST TO KEEP HIS TAXES HIDDEN.

EARLIER TODAY THE SUPREME COURT SAID THAT TRUMP'S ACCOUNTANTS

MUST TURN OVER HIS FINANCIAL RECORDS TO PROSECUTORS.

THIS IS IT, GUYS, I THINK THIS IS WHAT IS FINALLY GOING TO TAKE

DOWN HIS PRESIDENCY.

>> OBVIOUSLY THIS IS HUGE NEWS, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?

WE'RE ONE STEP CLOSER TO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENING.

I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH TRUMP, I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE

TALKING ABOUT IT, WEREN'T WE?

HERE HE IS SNEAKING BACK INTO THE SHOW LOOK AN EX WHO PRETENDS

HE LEFT THEIR PHONE CHARGER AT THE HOUSE.

OH, I DIDN'T LEAVE IT HERE, IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMEWHERE ELSE,

ANYWAY, HOW YOU BEEN?

IN OTHER NEWS DESPITE COVID CASES DROPPING NATIONWIDE

DR. FAUCI IS NOW SAYING THAT AMERICANS MAY NEED TO CONTINUE

WEARING MASKS INTO 2022.

YEAH, THAT SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM.

I IMAGINE THE WHOLE OF AMERICA WILL JUST ABIDE BY THAT, NO

PROBLEM.

I HAVE THINK THIS IS GOOD NEWSES, GOOD NEWS FOR ANY OF US

WHO REALLY LET THE BOTTOM HALF OF OUR FACE GO.

LIKE I'M HAPPY WITH THE TOP HALF OF MY FACE.

THE TOP HALF, THAT'S THE ONLY PART OF MY BODY I DON'T I NEED

TO LOSE WEIGHT ON.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> James: IF I LOOK AT MY, LIKE WHEN I DRIVE IN AND I SEE

THAT BILLBOARD WHICH IS HERE, I THINK THERE'S A BILLBOARD

OUTSIDE THE BUILDING, YOU SEE IT IN THE OPENING CREDITS.

I THINK YEAH, I LOOK ALL RIGHT.

AND I REALIZE-- .

>> I HAVE NEVER MET ANYONE WITH A FAT FOREHEAD, HAVE YOU.

>> HE IS A GOOD GUY BUT HE NEEDS TO SHIFT.

>> IN THE CIRCLE I TRAVEL IN, IF THERE WAS SOMEONE WITH A FAT

FOREHEAD I WOULD HAVE MET HIM.

>> I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT BUT DR. FAUCI SAID PEOPLE MAY NEED

TO WEAR MASKS EVEN IF THE UNITED STATES MAY REACH A QUOTE

SIGNIFICANTLY-- SIGNIFICANT DEGREE OF NORMALITY BY THE END

OF THE YEAR.

THAT COULD HAVE BEEN A NEW PICKUP LINE, I RECKON.

YOU WANT TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE FOR A SIGNIFICANT DEGREE

OF NORMALITY?

>> AND ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY DID YOU SEE THIS, PEOPLE WHO

WEAR GLASSES ARE THREE TIMES LESS LIKELY TO BE INFECTED BY

COVID IN PART BECAUSE THEY RUB THEIR EYES LESS FREQUENTLY.

SO CONGRATS, DAVE.

WELL DONE.

(APPLAUSE) I THINK THIS IS-- I CONSIDER

THIS AN ABSOLUTE BREAKTHROUGH FOR PEOPLE WEARING GLASSES

BECAUSE FOR THE PAST 12 MONTH THEY'VE HAD TO PUT UP WITH THE

FOGGING.

AND NOW YOU CAN WALK AROUND SMUG WELL I'M THREE TIMES LESS LIKELY

TO GET IT THAN YOU.

IS THIS GOING TO CHANGE THE WAY YOU INTERACT, WITH THE MASK.

>> I WILL LIVE FOREVER.

>> BUT YEAH, GLASSES MAKE YOU LESS LIKELY TO CONTRACT COVID IN

FACT TODAY FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER GUY FIERI ACTUALLY FLIPPED

HIS AROUND TO THE FRONT OF HIS HEAD.

MOVING ON SCIENTISTS HAVE JUST DISCOVERED A GENE THAT PLAYS A

KEY ROLE IN WHETHER OR NOT NEWLY WEEDS WILL BE GOOD LONG-TERM

PARTNERS.

GENE, OF COURSE, IS THE NAME OF YOUR WIFE'S PILL ATES INTRUCTER.

APPARENTLY PEOPLE WITH A SPECIFIC FORM OF THIS GENE ARE

MORE GRATEFUL, TRUSTING, FORGIVING AND OPEN TO PARTIES AT

GUILLERMO'S HOUSE.

AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS, A WOMAN IN MICHIGAN WAS ON

GOOGLE EARTH LOOKING AT THE TRINITY ISLANDS DOWN NEAR

AUSTRALIA AND SHE WAS SURPRISED TO FIND AN ISLAND THAT LOOKS

LIKE, SEE FOR YOURSELF.

(LAUGHTER) >> WHEN ASKED WHAT SHE WAS DOING

ON GOOGLE EARTH THE WOMAN REPLIED HONESTLY LOOKING FOR

PENIS SHAPES.

AND LOOK AT THAT.

TALK ABOUT A PRIVATE ISLAND.

THE ISLAND IS 1500 FEET LONG AND THAT COLD WATER, I KNOW IT LOOKS

BEAUTIFUL BUT LIFE ON THAT ISLAND IS ACTUALLY SEMIHARD.

(LAUGHTER) SHE FOUND THE ISLAND ON GOOGLE

EARTH.

MORE LIKE GOOGLE GIRTH.

IT'S NORTH OF AUSTRALIA BUT OFFICIALLY IT IS PART OF THE

PHILI-PENIS.