Where am I?

My, My house is completely dark.

Except for this this one influencer light right here.

Oh, man, Aqua FINA, You are about to take Vanity Fair's Proust questionnaire.

You'll be asked 35 questions in rapid succession in order to reveal your true nature.

Once a question has been read out, you have five seconds to answer before we move on.

Upon completion of all 35 questions, you'll have a chance to reflect on and even correct your answers.

Oh, okay, Yeah, that's good.

That's nice.

Yeah, I'm really nervous.

I feel like there's like, that lie detector test, but it's not right, it's not.

But that is my voice, which is why maybe you that's your voice.

That that is that.

Why that's why that's That's exactly what it is, Dude.

Oh man.

That's exactly because I watched Sarah Paulson's a lot, anyway.

OK, so what can we do but great voice?

What is your idea of perfect happiness?

Peace.

What is your greatest fear?

Longing?

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?

Self down?

What is the trait you most deplore in others?

Selfishness, which living person do you most admire, man?

Oh, my God.

Oh, ALF, what is your greatest extravagance?

It was what I later found was a counterfeit purse.

At that I got on the real real, which is ironic because it wasn't.

What is your current state of mind?

Chaos?

What do you consider to be the most overrated virtue?

Um, being quiet when you just don't know what to say, But people think it's like valiant, but you just don't know what to say.

I don't know what virtue that's called on.

What occasion do you lie to?

Not hurt other people?

What do you most dislike about your appearance?

I don't want to see what comes to mind.

I just, uh I've owed on noodle.

Which living person do you most despise?

King Joffrey.

What is the quality you most like in a man?

Look like if you lost your keys and you are like, where are my keys?

And you don't know where they are But then and like you, for you to stop looking.

But they keep looking.

You realize they keep looking for it.

What is the quality you most like in a woman?

I most like caring patients.

Which words or phrases do you most overuse?

Oh my God.

Why did I just do that?

Who or what is the greatest love of your life?

Like a romantically I've always loved Thomasina.

Like when and where were you?

Happiest In my apartment in Brooklyn when I was waiting for all this to happen.

Which talent would you most like to have?

I wanna be able Thio have spatial reasoning.

Like if, Like, you know, you told me like camera, right?

And I didn't, and I don't know what that is.

I wanna be able to, like, connect lines like connects like playing connects and building structures.

I want to Yeah.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

More confident, but like like, like, not confidence that you that you show other people but that you actually really have inside.

What do you consider your greatest achievement?

Oh, man.

Quitting things, that quitting things.

If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?

I would want to be a turtle because they can be 500 years old And not that I wanna live forever.

But e I mean, you know, they're fine.

Where would you most like to live?

Near my grandma.

What is your most treasured possession paintings that my mom Drew?

What do you regard is the lowest depth of misery?

Absolute hopelessness and stagnant stagnates.

What is your favorite occupation?

I like I think astronauts were awesome.

Where is your most marked characteristic like willing thio make a fool out of myself on without, like what other people are like.

Why would Why would you like that?

I forgot what that's called.

What do you most value in your friends?

Loyalty patients?

Who are your favorite writers?

A niacin in Charles Bukowski and Murakami, who is your hero of fiction?

The guy from youth and revolt E forgot what his name is.

It was It was like a really memorable name, though Which historical figure do you most identify with?

Wow.

Jeez, ALF, I don't know why I keep saying ALF, I don't know why that keeps coming up.

The squirrel from Ice Agent's That's not historical.

The squirrel from ice ages, not historical, but actually think about it because that was a shit love Long time ago, who are your heroes in real life?

My heroes in real life?

Um, Margaret Chou, Lucy Liu I love their arm or I just Yeah, that's what comes to mind.

What are your favorite names?

Why do I want to say Melvin?

It's not.

It's not Melvin.

It's not.

It's I don't hate the name Melvin.

I just It's not my favorite name.

I don't know why I'm thinking about I'm like another word that's coming into my mind is spot.

Why?

Like once I made a name for human, usually for dogs.

I'm so sorry.

Your name spot.

What is it that you most dislike?

Apathy.

Um, lack of empathy.

What is your greatest regret?

Probably trying harder Med school.

How would you like to die very fast?

Quickly.

What is your motto?

Like?

Life is a series of ups and downs, and it's not gonna last.

Whatever.

This is not gonna last like however you feel right now and that completes that completes the process.

You feel like that was a lie detector test?

That was Yeah, that was intense.

Dude, what do you actually regret about not trying harder in school?

I think I really always kind of felt like I wasn't smart.

Pretty much like I felt like I saw everyone around me like kind of killing it, you know?

And I didn't understand why I didn't have that motivation or really the discipline.

And yet you consider your greatest achievement to be putting things.

Yeah.

You know, I like smoke cigarettes, like through high school and college And quit that and like, yeah, that was awesome.

I felt that was a really That's a really great achievement for me, E remember actually said that ever.

But I mean, I probably people probably assumed that all the time, but it's not.

This feels like therapy guys.

When we asked, which living person do you most admire?

You responded.

Oh, ALF.

Yeah.

Why do you admire ALF?

I admire Ralph.

I don't even I don't I haven't seen the show.

I remember when I was a little kid.

And I also admire Howard the Duck for the same reason.

It's because there's there literally, so weird, like they're aliens.

And yet you know they're still able.

Thio beloved.

Yeah.

Is that the same reason then that you said that your historical figure you most identify with is Ralph.

I don't know why I keep saying ALF, I don't Yeah, because I you know, whenever people say the words historical figure to me, it's just in my head.

I think of George Washington.

That's the only thing.

It's just that I can't think of anything else and then from George Washington.

Then I'll go to different eras and then historical figures there.

And I don't wanna talk about them, You know what I mean?

There was some horrible ones, Um, you know, and then Mother Theresa.

Lovely, right?

But it always goes to George Washington, and I don't know enough about him, to be honest.

Why is your current state of mind chaos?

Well, I just I just found out that you are the guy that does the lie detector test ones, and those make me so nervous.

Um, so and then and then there's like a communist that you have.

But then also, you know, your it's like a nice vibe.

It's a good vibe.

So on.

So I was a little nervous, and then also I feel like my mind.

It's like it's always like, really hardcore techno blasting.

And like all these different channels, you know, and you're driving really fast.

Can you tell me more about this counterfeit person that you bought that I got on the real real?

Yeah, I got, like, when I when I first like, I think my first check I still couldn't afford, like, the rial purse, you know what I mean?

So I was told by a friend of, like, these sites where you could get, like, second hand ones.

And, uh, I was on there.

I was like, Man, these there's a really cool secondhand, these air, so second hand that they spelled Givenchy wrong.

Um, and I and you know, they're all different kinds of others, but they were still like, like about, like, 1500 bucks, you know?

And then I got one, and I thought it was really cool.

And then my friend was like, Uh, dude, that's, like, obviously fake.

It's obvious, like, obviously not riel.

And then I tried to get in contact, you know, to tell them that on, uh, it was like they disappeared.

So it was That was a regret.

Yeah.

Were there any questions in here where you were surprised by your own answer?

Yeah.

Like all of every single.

Yeah, yeah.

Anything Stand out for you.

Oh, man, The like The death Very fast.

Questions mixed with the What do you just despise in humans or things like, Yeah, King Joffrey?

Yeah.

Do you really think you're most marked?

Characteristic is that you're willing to make a fool out of yourself.

I forget what that's called.

I was always that friend that in high school that like when my friends had, like, weed on them or something and got caught with it, they, like, blame it on me, They'd be like, Oh, no, where I'm holding it for Nora, you know?

And so I always kind of felt like I was the one that, you know, I was always like I was crazy.

I would dunk ice cream cones in my face like I literally did that all the time just to make people laugh.

The thing you dislike the most is apathy, lack of empathy.

Why is that?

I think it's really easy not to care.

And I think it's also it's really easy not toe understand the circumstances or the specific experiences of other people.

And to be, uh, dismissive of them.

And I'm not saying that like as a defense like because I'm defensive about it.

I don't like when people do that to other people.

When I asked when and where were you happiest.

You said in my apartment in Brooklyn when I was waiting for all this to happen.

What were you waiting to happen?

I was working at a vegan bodega and I was making music, and I had a group of friends where we would all talk.

You know, we all have those, like, you know, those Ted talks you have with your friends.

When at night where you're like, there's gonna be our year, man, we're gonna do it.

And And there was such an excitement of, like, what's to come and such a freedom of that.

Um, and, uh, when I was in Brooklyn, you know, I I was when I was in my apartment, a railroad apartment, like, you know, I had dropped my A c out the window three times, um, consecutively, like it was one of those situations, and it was such a It was such like a shitty little apartment.

But like some of my best days, my best nights were spent there and I don't think you know.

You don't ever want to be in a place where you feel like your best days are behind you, you know?

But I will say that waiting for something big to happen is really fun.

That's nice.

Do you feel like these questions revealed something about your true nature?

Yeah.

I mean, not stuff that it's around from surprised by.

I mean, I think, I think.

But it's weird because it's like what you do, voice them out loud.

They attain their own sense of reality that is jarring but enlightening.

You know, whenever you look at yourself in any kind of introspective way or do you go on those journeys?

It's never like that was tight.

You know what I mean?

Like you never like.

That was so tight.

It's always like this.

Very like, you know, you know, it's like the morning after your mascara everywhere.