MyNextGuestis a hilariousstandupcomedianandoneofthenewestwritersonConan.
AndpleasewelcomeSkylarHigley.
Skyler, Thankyouforbeinghere, man.
Thankyouforhavingme.
What's itlikejoiningMidPandemic?
Becauseifyou'rein a writer's room, it's essentially a lotofchemistry, andyouhavetodotheweirdestthingimaginable.
Whichisthiscoldzoommeetingandtechnicalerrorsittook, I wouldsay, maybeslightlylongerthan, um, usual.
But I thinkit's fine, likecominginto a newwritingstaff.
I thinkalwaystheproblemisin a newgroupofpeople, it's alwayslike, Whendo I makethejoke?
AndthethingaboutZoomis, ifyoutrytomake a jokeatthesametime, issomebodyelse?
It's justnobody's gonnahearanythingeitherofyousaidsothatwaskindoflikethefirstbighurdleoflike, Whendo I eventalk?
Becauseeverybodyisalreadyonthesamepageaboutthings E No, youmeanotherthanthat, likebeingintheroomisoneofthethings I enjoythemostaboutmydaybecause a lotofiton.
It's particularlywiththeConanstaff.
Everybody's friends.
A lotofit's just, like, kindofbullshitting a lotthesamething.
Thatandhewastalkingaboutbeingverymeantoeachotherornoteachother, butbeingmeanaboutthingsandmakingjokesthatarelikewe'realljustlikehangingoutandthen, like, ah, halfhourarmorintothemeetingthanMatt O Brienwillbelike.
Okay, let's readsomepitches.
And, youknow, it's likewe'vebeenjustdoingnothingfor a while.
Yeah, butitis a greatwaytogoin, though.
Andyou'retalkingwith a humanbeingandnotjustgoincoldandhavetoreadincrediblydumbsketch, right?
Bytheway, thatwaslike, yeah, likeMormoncomedythatwaslike, Youeverbeitchurchandyouknow, X y z youtakethesacramentandthenyoufeelconnectedtolike I don't knowhowthatcouldbefunnyyoungmaterial, buttheymake a killing.
Justimaginebeinglikeyou'rekillingit.
You'rekillingitfortheLord.
SoyouthinkGodishappywithyouthewholetime, Andthenyouget, like, a giantcheck, 10% ofwhichyougivebacktothechurch.
Butthat's okay.
Like, I mean, that's gottobe a prettygoodliving.
Youknowwhat I'veconvincedmyself.
I'm gonnagotochurchcomedynow.
Wow.
Whatreligiondidyouknow?
Uh, madeuptheirownthing?
Theydid.
Theytook a littlebitofyeah, Catholicism's andmadeuptheirownthing.
And I'm tryingtothinkthataftertheroadsweremissionariesforthatanditdidnotworkout, wehadzerofollowers.
I wassoafraidoflikedoingthatbecause, likebythattime, I waslike, I'm notgonna B I can't committosomethinglikethatfor, like, twoyearsandjustdothis, likeonething.