( squeaks )

( squeaks )

Oh, Carson! You're here.

Oh, isn't he adorable?

He looks like you.

I was going to say he looks like you, dear.

And look at that.

The T.O.T.S. fliers dressed him up

in a little T.O.T.S. uniform so he could pretend

to be a delivery bird.

That's the cutest.

( cooing )

( squeaking )

Oh, look. I think Carson wants something.

Oh! Our first real test as parents--

figuring out what our baby wants.

Let's not panic. We've got this.

- Right. - He's pointing to his mouth.

- Both: He's hungry! - Oh, yeah.

We've got this whole mama/dad thing figured out.

Let's get you some baby food.

Who's ready for some Condor Crunchies?

Open wide for the choo-choo train. Ahh!

- Choo-choo! - No, choo-choo?

Okay. Want to play airplane?

( imitating jet engines )

Tugboat?

Tug-a-tug-a-tug-a.

Truck backing up?

Beep, beep, beep.

Maybe we don't have this whole mom and dad thing figured out.

All we have besides Condor Crunchies is cheese.

( squeaks )

I doubt Carson likes cheese.

What do you know? He does!

Oh, what a good little condor.