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Andy Richter.
安迪-里克特
How are you, Andy?
你怎麼樣,安迪?
I'm good, Thanks.
我很好,謝謝。
How are you?
你好嗎?
I'm pretty good, you know, like the rest of us waiting patiently.
我很好,你知道的,就像我們其他的人一樣耐心地等待。
Happy to wait, Uh, for for the vaccine.
很高興等待,呃,對於疫苗。
You keep hearing every week, they announce new categories, like, who's eligible?
你每週都會聽到,他們宣佈新的類別,比如,誰有資格?
And I think this week they're starting to say that.
我想這周他們開始這麼說了。
Is it Teachers are eligible now, here in California.
教師現在有資格了嗎,在加州。
I I signed up on the website and I'm just waiting to hear Yeah, until they tell me it's okay.
我,我在網站上註冊了,我只是在等待著聽到 是啊,直到他們告訴我這是好的。
I'm just right.
我正好。
And you just want to, you know, until it's until it's our time.
你只是想,你知道,直到它的 直到它是我們的時間。
We're happy to wait.
我們很樂意等待。
Uh, but every now and then you like to know what category is up.
呃,但每隔一段時間,你就想知道是什麼類別的。
So just before we started taping today, I asked my assistant.
所以今天剛開始錄影前,我就問我的助理。
I said, Sona, can you hear me?
我說,Sona,你能聽到我嗎?
Yeah.
是啊。
So to speak up, I can't hear you remember Sona when I came in today and I said, Oh, so now I'm just curious about the new categories for who's eligible to get A to get a vaccine.
所以說起來,我聽不到你還記得索娜今天來的時候,我說,哦,所以現在我只是好奇新的類別,哪些人有資格拿A去打疫苗。
I'm curious if they've announced my category yet.
我很好奇他們是否已經公佈了我的類別。
National treasure.
國寶。
Yeah.
是啊。
Yeah, that got a pretty big laugh here when I said it earlier.
是啊,我之前說的時候,這裡就有了很大的笑聲。
Now, people are just embarrassed for me or they're just embarrassed to be laughed at that on tape.
現在,人們只是為我感到尷尬,或者他們只是不好意思在錄像帶上被人嘲笑。
Yeah.
是啊。
Sona, Did you take me seriously when I was asking you earlier, starting off acting like you were gonna say something legitimate.
索納,你把我當回事 當我問你剛才, 開始像你要去說一些合法的。
And then when you said that I just stopped paying attention, you were already to check on the computer to see if a man my age is it going to be three weeks?
然後當你說我只是不再關注的時候,你已經是要在電腦上查看我這個年齡的男人是不是要三週了?
Is it gonna be four weeks?
要等四個星期嗎?
And you asked me what the category was and I said, National treasure.
你問我是什麼類別,我說,國寶。
Nothing.
什麼都沒有。
I'm telling you.
我告訴你
When I first said that killed in here and killed the cardboard cutouts were laughing.
當初我說殺進來的時候,殺得紙板剪子都笑了。
Everyone thought Nicholas Cage was promoting something.
大家都以為尼古拉斯-凱奇在宣傳什麼。
Oh, boy.
哦,天啊
Nope.
不對
We'll just wait.
我們就等著吧
We'll just wait.
我們就等著吧