Mm hmm.

Wow.

Yeah.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a jetty there was Master.

He is Yoda.

His name.

You're not going to keep doing that, are you?

Tell me what to do.

You cannot.

Okay.

The mysterious Grandmaster Yoda devoted his life to the ways of the force and deleting the Jedi order A group of noble peacekeepers.

They took it upon themselves to maintain a state of tranquility in the galaxy.

Don't be fooled by all that talk of peace, though.

They're like superhuman samurai.

Jedi consistently take on hordes of baddies by themselves.

And they've been doing it for centuries.

Way before the start of the Galactic Republic.

At which point the Jetta became much more entangled in Let's just say government affairs.

Oh, sure, that's what the space Wizards were missing.

Politics.

The Jedi Council began weighing in on various matters to both protect democracy and avoid violent conflicts.

Except they kind of screwed the poor guy on that front.

The Clone Wars wasn't just a fantastic series by George Lucas and Dave Filoni.

It was also an awesome mini series by Gandhi Tartakovsky and it was a horrific war that wiped out the Jedi erased.

The Republicans saw the rise of the Empire.

Sure that two spoilers, man, as the Jedi grandmaster Yoda led the Grand Army of the Republic, a military force almost entirely comprised of clones a k a disposable people, Man, that gets really messed up if you think about it too long, so I won't.

Despite his small, frail appearance, Yoda could absolutely hold his own in combat.

In fact, he's considered one of the most powerful Jedi of his era.

He's trained all the greats like Obi one based Window and even Liam Neeson.

Where do you think you got that particular set of skills from all of Yoda's 900 years of experience certainly came in handy, like when he battled Count Dooku and Darth Sidious, two of the most powerful Sith lords ever know.

Both Get'em since usually come with the standard issue Light Sabre, a badass weapon for a more badass age.

They're pretty versatile, two with seven different forms of combat styles.

I don't think you'd is going to miss out on all that laser sword swinging.

He's mastered all seven styles, even though he's only 2 ft high.

Hell, most light sabers are taller than he is, which is why he specializes in the fourth form of Toru.

This style focuses on utilizing the force to increase the Giants capabilities, allowing them to attack at blurring speeds with incredible precision.

Basically, he can flip flop around like a ninja frog.

Wait, is he actually Kermit?

This does still mean Yoda has a sort of handicap in physical combat, as his stature requires him to use the force far more than most opponents just to keep up while the force is beyond the body and seemingly infinite, too much effort all at once can put a strain on a person and even kill them.

However, Yoda is truly a master of the force, potentially more so than any other Jedi.

He has moved starships with his mind and lifted hundreds of droids at once.

He can also use mind tricks illusions in a technique called two to minus.

That's when Jenna Blocker catch and redirect energy like lightning blaster bolts or even other light sabers.

It's safe to say that Iota greatly prefers using the force in combat over his Jenny weapon.

I actually have a similar power where I can redirect insults back at people.

They call it rubber glutinous.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Go ahead.

Call me anything you want.

Okay.

You are a childish Leach who uses alcoholism as a crutch to seem interesting.

Hey, what the hell, man?

Oh, what?

I'm sorry.

Why don't you like the worst person ever?

How can you say that?

Oh, God.

Uh, come back in a couple of days and we'll talk about your his opponent, King Mickey.

I feel terrible now.

Got your sucker?

I don't have feelings.