Uh, you have really made a name for yourself.

You're very well respected comedic performer and a very funny and and and agile mind.

Yet I find this tragic when you search your name on audible and you've done you know, you're a big you're a big name.

When you search your name inaudible.

Only porn comes up only porn.

Yeah.

Look at this.

This is right here.

We have older slut, banged hard.

Um, hard as it gets, This has to do with your last name.

Is that right?

Yeah.

I mean, I think I think maybe the first time we met we we got a good laugh out of the fact that my last name does spell out the words Get hard.

That's just a true sad fact about my life.

So when you search my name inaudible Yeah, the number one search result is older.

Slut gets banged hard because get and harder both in there.

But the thing that makes me really sad because I've been hearing that joke since middle school.

Yeah, I can get used to that thing that makes me really sad is I've written three books and that.

Like, I wish that was at least number four.

You know, I wish older slut gets banged hard came in after my actual written works.

I don't even think I'm in the top five of books that come up when you search together.

It's all pornography, right?

It does occur to me that if you did porn, your name would be at the top.

Talk about a cash cow right there.

Because your name is get hard, and then you could put get hard in the title.

And, you know, I bet there's tons of people watching right now looking at this going, Yeah, let's make that happen.

I really want this guy to segue into a pornography career.

Don't put it down.

I'm Listen, Chris.

I am also pigment challenged.

I'm a very pale, sickly person.

I tried it like in the eighties for a year or two and, uh, didn't go well, but it didn't go horribly.

Is there any parody porn about you?

That's a big thing.

Parody Porn, right?

Uh, yeah.

I don't know that there is.

I mean, let's put that out there again.

To the to the viewers.

If if anyone out there knows of any Conan with Bonin Moanin, um, you know, Please don't make me do the work for you.

Let's just find if it's out there because I want my cut Talk about teaching they only a piece.

You know, if not if they find some super tall redhead guy who looks like you and they give him a sidekick.

And they named the sidekick like Brandy Victor.

And then they started that.

That that would be That would be amazing.

Would you want Would you watch it?

Yes, I would.

Yes, I would.

I would watch it repeatedly.

I'd watch it long after.

Um, people could even think that it was I was doing it.

Ironically, they would just become clear that I was addicted to that Pornography.