that I'd like to share.

Oh no, well, what's wrong?

Well Andy, I've run out of shows to watch.

You've run out of shows to watch?

Yeah, yeah.

This whole quarantine.

I've been keeping myself sane by bingeing

lots and lots of shows,

now I've run out.

I've literally seen all this stuff.

Oh, come on there,

I mean, there's so many shows you can have seen all of it.

Let me recommend some more shows.

Okay, try me.

I, I promise you, I've watched everything.

Okay, you should check out Ted Lasso,

it's a very funny show.

Seen it.

All right what about Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar?

That's really funny.

Saw it.

Well, if you like SciFi you should check out The Expanse.

Binged the whole thing.

Bridgerton?

Inhaled it.

Eyes Wide Shut?

What the old movie where Tom Cruise goes to an orgy?

Yeah.

Watched it last night.

WandaVision?

All caught up.

Wonder Woman 1984?

Loved it.

Really?

No, saw it though.

Schitt's Creek?

More like seen it creek.

The Great British Baking show?

Ready, set, saw it.

Even the holiday special?

Yes, Silvio's fruitcake was a total train wreck.

He deserved to be cut.

I, you know, agree to disagree, I guess.

The Marvelous--

Mrs. Maisel, it was marvelous.

The fantastic--

Mr. Fox, it was fantastic.

The Great--

Gatsby, it was good.

Oh, come on Conan,

there's no way that you've seen everything.

Everything!

Real Housewives of Orange County?

Saw it.

Orange housewives of real county?

Seen it.

Diners, Drive-ins and Dives?

Saw it.

Drivers, drive-ins and wives?

Seen it.

The Masked Singer? Saw it.

The Masked Dancer? Saw it.

The masked puppeteer?

Seen it.

The masked mime? Saw it.

The masked gymnast? Saw.

The masked ice skater? Seen.

Rogue One? Saw it.

Rogue Two? Seen it.

Two Broke Girls?

Seen.

Two and a Half Men? Saw.

Two and a half broke men a broke girl

and a broke pizza place?

Seen.

Unsolved Mysteries? Saw.

Unsolved recipes? Seen.

The Queen's Gambit? Seen.

The King's fitbit? Saw.

The Duke's tidbit? Seen.

The Tzar's drill bit? Saw.

Norbit? Seen.

The Bachelor? Saw.

The Bachelorette?

Seen.

The bachelorino?

Saw. The bacheloro?

Saw. The Bachelorette?

Seen. The bacheloroni?

Saw. The bachelormorisimo?

Seen. The bachelorwarian?

Saw.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone?

Saw.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets?

Saw.

Harry Potter and the Phantom Menace?

Seen.

Harry Potter versus Kong? Saw.

The lord of the Potters, the return of the Harry?

Saw.

Avengers End Game? Seen.

Avenger's end table? Saw.

Avenger's endoscopy? Seen.

Avenger's end of the year sale?

Seen it four times.

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee?

Saw.

Comedians on bikes getting high?

Seen.

Comedians in boats getting brunch?

Seen.

Comedians on horses getting divorced?

Saw.

Comedians in planes getting bitten by snakes on a plane?

Seen.

The Boys? Saw it.

Girls? Seen it.

Golden Girls?

Seen.

Wait,

have I ever seen the Golden Girls?

I don't think I have.

Oh see, I knew we'd find something for you to watch.

Man, tonight I'm gonna go home

and binge the crap out of The Golden Girls!

Yeah.

And hey Andy?

Yeah.

Thank you for being a friend.