and I have two of 'em,

'cause I didn't know it was reversible.

Bought 'em at the same time.

Tried 'em both on.

Liked the black one,

thought might as well get the blue one too.

Went and laid 'em up there, and I remember they go,

"Are you sure?" I go, "Yeah.

I think I know what I'm doing here, all right?"

We're doing homework too.

Our daughter's started bringing it all home.

First and second grade is awesome.

Third grade, you're like, "Okay."

They throw some stuff in, you're like, "Oh, okay."

I have learned stuff from elementary homework.

I learned when to use "a" or "an" in a sentence.

I thought you felt it out, you know?

You just go, "That feels right."

And that's what you do.

My parents used to watch a show called Rescue 911.

I remember walking through the living room,

and I look at the TV, a guy has a ski mask on,

and a woman is asleep

with her feet out from under the covers,

and he started rubbing her foot.

I don't know what happened before or after,

but I know I've never been able to sleep

with my feet out from under the covers...

because I accidentally saw that 30 years ago.

I'll be in a hotel room, and I'm like,

"Look, he can't get in here, dude.

We've locked everything."

And I'm like,

"That's exactly what he's been waiting for.

He's probably already in here."