[ Old-fashioned music playing ]

♪♪

-Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "The Tonight Show."

Right now, I'm joined by a lovely lady,

an actress by the name of Ms. Elizabeth Olsen.

[ Applause ]

-Evening, Jim.

-How are you doing? Are you comfortable?

I see they got you a water.

-Water? Well, that's an odd way to pronounce rum punch.

[ Audience laughs ]

-So you star in a new picture called

"The Boxcar Gals and the Fellas from Tulum."

Tell me, was it hard?

-Oh, Jim, it was a hoot.

-No, I mean remembering the title.

[ Audience laughs ] -Ohh.

-Say, don't blame me. I'm just a fella with a desk job.

-[ Spits ]

-Well, now, that's a punch line.

-Emphasis on the "punch."

[ Crackling ]

-[ Distorted ] Jimmy.

Who's doing this to you, Jimmy?

-Gee, did you hear that?

-I--I -- I don't -- no.

No, I don't hear a thing.

[ Feedback crackles ]

♪♪

Good evening, I'm Jimmy Fallon

broadcasting live in color from Rock Center.

Tonight, my guest is a far-out young artist.

Please welcome Elizabeth Olsen.

[ Applause ]

-Excited to be here.

-I'm glad you swung by.

And I'm glad you brought your own cigarette.

-Oh, sure, yeah.

This is a....

cigarette.

[ Audience laughs ]

-Now, you're giving us the lowdown on your new film,

titled "Stop Dipping Your Toes In My Kool-Aid:

Tales from the Mind Palace."

-We're really sticking it to the man with this one.

-Well, as long as you're not sticking this man

into a theater seat --

[ Audience laughs ]

-Hey --

Jimmy, why aren't we together?

[ Audience oohs ]

-Well, I'm flattered, but I'm already hitched.

[ Audience awws ]

-No, no, no, no.

I mean...

why aren't we in the same room?

Why are we in these -- these...boxes?

[ Hum growing ]

Jimmy...

we've got to get out of here.

-No.

[ Feedback crackles ]

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We back?

Cool.

We're here with a crazy-talented actress,

You know her, you love her. Lizzie Olsen, guys!

[ Applause ]

Uh, Liz?

Need a chill pill?

-[ Scoffs ] As if.

[ Audience laughs ]

I just needed a sec to...

Wait.

Who's laughing?

-Uh, Tipper Gore? Who do you think?

[ Audience laughs ]

-No, seriously, who's laughing?

Jimmy, you don't have an audience.

Are you doing all of this?

Is this because you want things to be back to normal, right?

Like before the pandemic?

No. No, don't --

[ Feedback crackles ]

♪♪

-Welcome back, guys!

I'm here with Elizabeth Olsen.

Uh...

You good, bud?

-Jimmy, you have to stop.

I know the present is scary and we all want COVID to be over,

but you can't just run from your problems.

-You know that's -- that's a great point.

Anyway, it's time to Lick It for 10!

-Jimmy, snap out of it, okay?

This isn't reality.

I know you're trying to cope.

I know that.

But you can't keep controlling all of this.

-I--I'm not controlling all of --

-Jimmy. [ Sad music playing ]

Look at me.

It's okay.

It's okay.

You can let go.

Jimmy.

Let...go.

[ Feedback crackles ]

♪♪

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-Hey, guys! Welcome back to "The Tonight Show."

I'm here via Zoom with the one and only Elizabeth Olsen.

-Hi, Jimmy.

Are you ready to do this?

-I think I am.

Now, everyone's going crazy for this.

You've got to tell me about your new show "WandaVision."

[ Feedback crackles ]

-Wait, it's -- it's still --

But if it wasn't you, then who was it?

-Ohh, poor Elizabeth.

-Wait, Kathryn Hahn. What are you doing here?

-What can I say?

TV just isn't what it used to be.

[ Audience laughs ]

-♪ Who's been messing up everything? ♪

-♪ It's been Kathryn Hahn all along ♪

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