EVERYBODY.

每個人。

MY GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM "THE DA VINCI CODE,"

今晚的嘉賓是《達文西密碼》中的演員

"MASTER AND COMMANDER," AND AS VISION IN THE MARVEL CINEMATIC

"主人與指揮官"，以及MARVEL電影中的願景

UNIVERSE.

UNIVERSE：

HE NOW STARS IN "WANDAVISION."

他現在主演的 "WANDAVISION"。

>> SO...

>> 所以...

>> YES, BUT IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE.

>> 是的，但沒那麼簡單。

YOU ASKED HER TO DO IT.

是你叫她做的

>> WHY WOULD I HAVE DONE THAT?

>> 我為什麼要這麼做？

>> TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE.

>> 拯救世界：

WELL, HALF OF IT.

好吧，一半的它。

>> DID IT WORK?

>> 成功了嗎？

>> IT DID.

>> 它做到了。

UNTIL THE BAD GUY REWOUND TIME.

直到 "壞蛋 "的迴圈時間。

THERE ARE A FEW EXTRA STEPS, BUT TO SET UP THE CONTEXT.

有一些額外的步驟，但要設置背景。

>> I CAME BACK AND DIED AGAIN.

>> 我又回來了，又死了。

>> AND SHE HAD TO WATCH.

>> 她不得不看。

OH, MAN, ANOTHER RED LIGHT!

哦，夥計，另一個紅光！

OVERKILL OUT IN THE STICKS HERE, DON'T YOU THINK?

在這裡，你不覺得 "大殺四方 "嗎？

>> YES.

>> 是。

♪ ♪ ♪ I BELIEVE, I THINK, THAT ONE DAY

我相信，我認為，有一天

IS CREATING THESE IMPEDIMENTS TO STOP ME FROM RETURNING HOME.

是創造這些障礙阻止我回家。

>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW," PAUL BETTANY!

>> 史蒂芬：歡迎來到 "晚間秀"，保羅-貝塔尼！

>> Stephen: HI PAUL BETTANY, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

>> 斯蒂芬：嗨，保羅-貝塔尼，很高興再次見到你。

>> NICE TO SEE YOU.

>> 很高興見到你。

>> Stephen: I WANT TO GET TO "WANDAVISION" IN JUST A MINUTE.

>> 我想在一分鐘內進入 "WANDAVISION"。

I'M OBSESSED.

我迷戀。

MY FAMILY AND I WATCH.

我和我的家人都在看。

WE WATCHED THE "WATCH TOGETHER" FUNCTION ON THE DISNEY+, WHERE

我們在DISNEY+上觀看了 "一起看 "功能，在那裡

EVERYBODY, WHEREVER YOU ARE, YOU CAN WATCH AT THE SAME TIME, AND

每個人，無論你在哪裡，你都可以在同一時間觀看，並且。

EVERYBODY CAN PAUSE AND GO, "WAIT, WAIT, GO BACK.

每個人都可以暫停，"等一下，等一下，回去。

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

那是什麼鬼東西？

WHAT WAS THAT EASTER EGG?" I WATCHED THE VIDEOS BREAKING

"那個復活節彩蛋是什麼？"我看了錄像帶，打破了

DOWN WHERE THE EASTER EGGS ARE, ALL THE FAN, YOU KNOW, FAN

在哪裡的復活節雞蛋，所有的風扇，你知道，風扇。

THEORY VIDEOS.

理論視頻。

I'M-- I'M COMPLETELY SWEPT.

我... ... 我完全被捲走了。

IT'S THE ONLY THING PULLING ME THROUGH THE VERY END OF COVID

是唯一能讓我堅持到最後的東西。

RIGHT NOW.

現在。

I CAN SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL, AND YOU'RE--

我可以看到隧道盡頭的燈光，而你... ...

YOU'RE MY CYBIL TAKING ME THROUGH THE DARK CAVES.

你是我的夥伴，帶我走過黑暗的洞穴。

THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, AND THANK YOU FOR DOING THE SHOW.

謝謝你來這裡，也謝謝你做這個節目。

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> 非常感謝你。

I FEEL LIKE-- I NOW FEEL SO MUCH PRESSURE ABOUT THE LAST EPISODE.

我覺得... 我現在覺得上一集的壓力好大。

>> Stephen: YEAH, YOU SHOULD.

>> 史蒂芬：是的，你應該這樣做。

YOU SHOULD.

你應該。

BEFORE WE GET TO THAT, THOUGH, ARE YOU ABOUT TO OR DID YOU JUST

在我們討論這個問題之前，你是要去還是要去？

TURN 50?

轉50？

>> NO, I'M ABOUT-- I'M ABOUT TO TURN-- I'M ABOUT TO TURN 50,

>> 不，我快要... ... 我就要到50歲了，我就要到50歲了。

YEAH.

是的。

>> Stephen: AND NOW, HOW LONG BEFORE YOU TURN 50?

>> 現在，你還要多久才能到50歲？

DO YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT A SHOT AT CELEBRATING, LIKE, WITH AN

你認為你已經有機會慶祝，比如，與一個

ACTUAL PARTY?

實際黨？

IT'S A BIG MILESTONE.

這是一個重大的里程碑。

>> I GUESS IT'S-- I GUESS IT'S MAY 27.

>> 我猜是 -- 我猜是5月27日。

>> Stephen: COULD BE.

>> 斯蒂芬：可能是。

>> I COULD GET THERE, I SUPPOSE.

>> 我想，我可以去那裡。

I WAS-- I WAS QUITE ANXIOUS ABOUT IT, BUT THAT WAS LAST

我曾經... ... 我曾經很緊張，但那是最後一次。

YEAR, BECAUSE THE, YOU KNOW, LIFE PREPARES YOU FOR THESE

年，因為，你知道，生活為這些準備了。

MOMENTS BY GIVING YOU SENIOR MOMENTS.

通過給你高級的時刻。

AND I THOUGHT I WAS TURNING 50 LAST YEAR.

我還以為我去年就50歲了呢。

LAUGH AND THEN I REALIZED I WASN'T, SO I ACTUALLY HAVE AN

笑，然後我意識到我不是，所以我實際上有一個。

EXTRA YEAR OF LIFE, WHICH IS GREAT!

額外一年的生命，這是偉大的！

>> Stephen: 49 IS A LITTLE YOUNG FOR A SENIOR MOMENT.

>> Stephen: 49歲對於一個老人來說有點年輕。

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> 我不知道。

I MEAN, MAYBE I WAS BURNING A CANDLE AT BOTH ENDS.

我是說，也許我在兩頭燒了根蠟燭。

I DON'T KNOW.

我不知道。

>> Stephen: TOM HANKS TOLD A STORY ABOUT■ç YOU ON THE "GRAHAM

>> 斯蒂芬：湯姆-漢克斯在 "格雷厄姆 "上講了一個關於■你的故事。

NORTON SHOW" ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE THE ALBINO ASSASSIN ON "THE DA

"諾頓秀 "講述了你在 "DAI "上當阿爾比諾殺手時的故事。

VINCI CODE."

VINCI CODE。"

DO YOU THINK THE STORY I'M TALKING ABOUT?

你覺得我說的這個故事怎麼樣？

AND THAT YOU PUNCHED HIM IN THE STOMACH AND--

你打了他的屁股，然後... ...

>> HE TOLD THE STORY OF ME MAKING HIM FART?

>> 他說了我讓他放屁的故事？

>> Stephen: I WANT TO KNOW IF THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

>> 我想知道這是不是一個真實的故事。

DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN?

這真的發生過嗎？

>> YES, IT REALLY HAPPENED!

>> 是的，它真的發生了！

>> Stephen: PLEASE TELL THE PEOPLE-- TOM WAS FINE WITH

>> 請告訴人們...

TELLING IT.

告訴它。

SO PLEASE, I WANT YOUR-- WAS THIS YOUR FIRST MOVIE?

所以，請，我想你的 - 這是你的第一部電影嗎？

>> IT WAS NOT MY FIRST MOVIE, BUT IT WAS MY FIRST SCENE WITH

>> 這不是我的第一部電影，但這是我的第一場戲，與。

TOM HANKS, THE BIGGEST MOVIE STAR IN THE WORLD.

TOM HANKS，世界上最大的電影明星。

>> Stephen: SURE.

>> Stephen: SURE.

>> AND I WAS VERY NERVOUS.

>> 我是非常緊張的。

AND I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S TOLD THIS STORY.

我不能相信他說了這個故事。

BUT NOW, LIKE THE SHACKLES ARE OFF.

但現在，就像鯊魚是關閉的。

YOU KNOW, I CAN-- I CAN TELL IT.

你知道，我可以... 我可以告訴它。

AND SO I-- I HAD TO GRAB HIM, AND I HAD TO PUNCH HIM IN THE

所以我... ... 我必須抓住他，我必須打他的。

STOMACH.

STOMACH：

AND IT'S VERY QUIET ON THE SET, RIGHT, BECAUSE THE SOUND AND

而且在片場很安靜，對吧，因為聲音和...

WHATEVER.

什麼的。

BUT IT'S ALWAYS MORE QUIET WHEN THERE'S A STUNT GOING ON BECAUSE

但當有驚險發生時總是更安靜，因為...

YOU'RE WORRIED SOMEBODY'S GOING TO GET HURT, SO EVERYBODY IS

你擔心有人會受到傷害，所以大家都會受到傷害

LISTENING.

聽。

AND I PUNCHED HIM IN THE STOMACH, AND HE-- AND HE FARTED

我一拳打在他的屁股上，他... ... 他就放屁了。

REALLY, REALLY, REALLY LOUDLY EYE MEAN, BUT REALLY LOUDLY.

真正的，真正的，真正的，真正的大聲的EYE MEAN，但是大聲的。

AND I-- I CAN'T-- I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE FORM WAS.

而我... 我不能... 我不知道表格是什麼。

LIKE, WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN THE BIGGEST MOVIE STAR IN THE WORLD

比如，當世界上最大的電影明星來了，你該怎麼辦？

FARTS?

FARTS？

AND I KIND OF LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID, "WELL."

我看著他說："好吧。"

AND HE SAID, "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

他說："你怎麼了。

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!

你怎麼了！

YOU JUST MADE ME FART."

你只是讓我放屁。"

I NEVER-- I NEVER REACHED THOSE HEIGHTS AGAIN.

我再也沒有... 我再也沒有達到這些高度了。

>> Stephen: LET ME ASK YOU THIS: BECAUSE IT'S TOM HANKS WAS

>> 讓我問你這個問題。因為它是湯姆-漢克斯是。

THE FART REALLY RELATABLE.

屁屁真的相關。

>> IT'S AN EVERMAN FART.

>> 它是一個EVERMAN FART。

>> Stephen: YOU'VE BEEN A BIG STAR FOR A LONG TIME NOW.

>> 你已經成為一個大明星很久了。

DO YOU REMEMBER THOSE EARLY, REALLY HARD AUDITIONS?

你還記得那些早期的、艱難的試聽嗎？

BECAUSE I-- I'M NO LONGER LIKE AN ACTOR, BUT I DID A MILLION OF

因為我... ... 我不再像個演員了，但我做了上百萬的。

THEM MYSELF, AND THEY CAN BE ABSOLUTELY-- THE STRESS IS

他們自己，他們可以絕對 - 壓力是。

CRUSHING.

粉碎。

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> Stephen: AND THEN SOMETIMES THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE TERRIBLE.

>> 斯蒂芬：然後有時候環境很糟糕。

DO YOU REMEMBER PARTICULARLY HARD AUDITIONS WHEN YOU WERE A

你是否還記得，當你還是個孩子時，特別艱難的試聽。

YOUNG ACTOR?

年輕演員？

>> YES, I DO.

>> 是的，我願意。

AND THEY WERE ALL AWFUL.

他們都很糟糕。

AND I'M DYSLEXIC, SO I WORK REALLY HARD ON THEM.

我是個多變的人，所以我對他們很努力。

AND THEN SOMETIMES, PEOPLE LIKE ROBERT DeNIRO, WOULD, LIKE,

然後有時，人們喜歡羅伯特-德尼羅，會，喜歡，。

MESS YOU AROUND AND THEY WOULD SAY, "HEY, COME AND AUDITION."

惹你，他們就會說："嘿，來聽我說。"

AND YOU WOULD PREPARE, AND THEN-- AND THEN THEY'D PUSH OFF

你要做好準備，然後... 然後他們就會推開。

THE AUDITION DATE.

審訊日期：

BUT I ALSO-- I HAD A BABY, AND SO I WAS GETTING, LIKE, MY WIFE

但我也... 我有一個孩子，所以我得到了，就像，我的妻子。

WAS WORKING.

是工作。

>> Stephen: JENNIFER CONNOLLY.

>> JENNIFER CONNOLLY.

>> YEAH, AND I WAS GETTING, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE TO COME IN AND LOOK

>> 是的，我正在找，你知道，人們進來看看。

AFTER THE KID WHILE I WENT TO DO THE AUDITION.

在孩子之後，當我去做試聽。

AND THEN HE WOULD, AT THE LAST MINUTE, HE WOULD-- HE WOULD

然後他就會，在最後一刻，他就會 -- 他就會

RESCHEDULE.

重新安排。

SO FINALLY WHAT I DID WAS I JUST WORE MY BABY, AND I SHOWED UP.

所以最後我所做的就是穿上我的寶貝，然後我就出現了。

>> Stephen: HOW DID IT GO?

>> 史蒂芬：怎麼做的？

>> NOT VERY WELL.

>> 不是很好。

( LAUGHTER ) HE GAVE THE JOB TO MATT DAMON,

他把工作給了MATT DAMON。

AND I GUESS MATT DAMON EYE SAW THE FILM.

我想MATT DAMON EYE看到了這部電影。

HE PLAYED IT WITHOUT A BABY, WHICH I THOUGHT WAS WEIRD.

他玩的時候沒有帶孩子，我覺得很奇怪。

>> Stephen: IT'S AN EASY CHOICE.

>> 史蒂芬：這是一個簡單的選擇。

IT'S A LAZY CHOICE, REALLY.

這是一個愚蠢的選擇，真的。

>> REALLY LAZY CHOICE.

>> 真正懶惰的選擇。

>> Stephen: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT JARVIS AND VISION, WHEN

>> 我想談談賈維斯和願景，什麼時候？

YOU FIRST, LIKE SAW WHAT VISION NEEDED TO LOOK LIKE, WERE YOU

你先是看到了願景需要的樣子，是嗎？

SAYING TO YOURSELF, "GOD, GOD, PLEASE LET ME HAVE A GOOD BALD

對自己說："上帝啊，上帝啊，請讓我有一個好的光頭。

HEAD?" BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO HAVE A

頭？"因為你必須要有一個。

REALLY GOOD-SHAPED HEAD, LIKE A REALLY NICE, SYMMETRICAL HEAD.

很好的形狀的頭，像一個很好的，對稱的頭。

DID YOU HAVE ANY DOUBTS THAT YOU COULD PULL OFF THE UNIFORM?

你有沒有懷疑過自己能不能脫掉制服？

>> YES, I DID.

>> 是的，我做到了。

I THOUGHT THEY MIGHT HELP ME OUT WITH C.G., BUT IT TURNED OUT MY

我以為他們會幫我解決C.G.的問題，但結果是我的。

BALT HEAD IS MY BEST FEATURE.

禿頭是我最大的特點。

I'M LOOKING TO MY DOTAGE WITH, YOU KNOW, A LITTLE-- A LITTLE

我期待著我的DOTAGE，你知道，一點點... ... 一點點

OPTIMISM.

OPTIMISM。

>> Stephen: WHAT ABOUT THE EARS?

>> 耳朵呢？

BECAUSE THEY'RE COVERED UP.

因為他們被掩蓋了。

I HATE PEOPLE TOUCHING MY EARS.

我討厭別人摸我的耳朵。

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE CUPS?

你對CUPS有什麼看法？

>> THAT'S SWEET OF YOU-- I WAS SAYING THIS TO YOUR PRODUCER.

>> 你真好 -- 我正對你的製片人說這話呢。

I WAS SAYING THAT'S SO THOUGHTFUL OF HIM BECAUSE IT WAS

我是說，這是如此體貼他，因為它是。

REALLY, REALLY PAINFUL.

真的，真的很痛苦。

IT'S FUN.

它的樂趣。

THEY'RE CLHSED OFF AND IT'S FINE.

他們是CLHSED關閉，它的罰款。

AND THEN AFTER DAY TWO, IT BEGINS TO REALLY HURT.

第二天之後，就開始疼了。

SO THEN THEY MADE-- AND YOU CAN'T HEAR ANYBODY, WHICH IS

然後他們做了... ... 你聽不到任何人的聲音，這就是...

GREAT IF YOU'VE GOT, LIKE, A TERRIBLE DIRECTOR OR WHATEVER,

如果你有一個可怕的導演或者其他什麼人，那就太好了。

AND YOU JUST -- >> Stephen: SURE SURE, YEAH.

而你只是 -- >> 史蒂芬：當然當然，是的。

>> BUT THEN THEY POPPED OFF, AND NOW THEY JUST-- THEY JUST LEAVE

>> 然後他們就離開了，現在他們就... ... 他們就這樣離開了

THEM OUT, AND THEY TAKE THEM OUT DIGITALLY.

他們把這些東西拿出來，然後他們就把這些東西數字化。

>> Stephen: YOU'RE KIDDING.

>> 你在開玩笑吧。

SO IF I SAW YOU ON SET IT WOULD BE ALL VISION BUT THEN JUST...

所以如果我在片場看到你，就會覺得你很有遠見，然後就... ...

>> THESE THINGS ARE HERE LIKE THIS, AND THEY SPEND LOTS AND

>>這些東西在這裡這樣，他們花了很多，並

LOTS OF MONEY TAKING THESE OUT.

賺了很多錢，把這些東西拿出來。

>> Stephen: NOW, EVERYBODY IN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE, OBVIOUSLY

>> 現在，在漫威宇宙中的每一個人，顯然都是如此

ALL THE ACTORS, HAVE TO, LIKE, BASICALLY HAVE A SPOILER LOCK

所有的演員，必須，喜歡， 基本上有一個SPOILER鎖。

BOX OVER THEIR MOUTH.

盒在他們的嘴。

THEY CAN'T EVER GIVE ANYTHING AWAY.

他們永遠不能放棄任何東西。

I'M NOT GOING TO TRY TO, LIKE, MINE YOU FOR INFORMATION.

我不會去嘗試，喜歡，挖掘你的資訊。

WHAT I WANT TO KNOW, IS THE SAME QUESTION I ASKED ROBERT DOWNEY

我想知道的是，我問羅伯特-道尼的同樣的問題

JR., ARE YOU GOOD AT KEEPING SECRETS?

JR，你善於保守祕密嗎？

>> I'M KIND OF-- I'M KIND OF GIFTED AT THAT, YES.

>> 我有點... 我有點天賦，是的。

IT'S-- IT'S IT'S A STRONG SUIT OF MINE.

這... 這... 這是我的強項。

MY DAD WAS-- I COME FROM A THEATRICAL FAMILY.

我爸爸是 -- 我來自一個戲劇家庭。

MY DAD WAS ALWAYS LIKE, "YOU NEVER LET THE AUDIENCE SEE YOU

我爸爸總是說："你永遠不要讓觀眾看到你。

IN YOUR COSTUME AND YOUR MAKEUP BEFORE THE CURTAIN OPENS."

在你的服裝和你的妝容之前， 簾子打開。"

SO I SORT OF HAD THAT THING IN-- I DON'T WANT TO KNOW HOW THE

所以，我有種東西在 - 我不想知道如何的。

MAGIC TRICK IS DONE.

魔術把戲完成了。

I DON'T LIKE DEG E.P.K., AND I DON'T LIKE EYE DON'T LIKE ANY OF

我不喜歡DEG E.P.K.，我不喜歡EYE不喜歡任何一個

THAT BEHIND-THE-SCENES STUFF.

那幕後的東西。

I WOULD RATHER IT WAS ALL JUST THE MAGIC TRICK AND NONE OF THE

我寧願它只是一個魔術把戲，而不是任何一個。

WORKINGS!

工作！

>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK, BUT WE'LL BE BACK

>> 我們要快速休息一下，但我們會回來的。

WITH MORE OF VISION HIMSELF, PAUL BETTANY.

與更多的視覺自己，保羅-貝塔尼。

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