Andwhen I wasyoungerand I triedtocorrectthem, I saidCohenandtheyallsaid, like, ConantheBarbarian.
And I waslike, Well, that's notmypreferredreference, butsure.
Andthen, uh, yeah, like a shittynickname.
Well, I was, um I was a teenagerwhentheConanTheBarbarianmoviecameoutandmylifewasheld.
Buttheonlyupsidetoitwasthat I hadtogetit.
I gotinsomanyfights.
Did I developthesamephysiqueastheactualConantheBarbarian?
And I'vekeptittothisday.
I justThankyou.
Yeah, that's right.
Sogoodofyoutoknowthis.
Youknow, it's funny, because I, um I dofeelverycomfortabletalkingtoyoubecause I talkedtoyouwhenyouwerefirstonthewalkingdead.
I think I think I mighthavebeenoneofthefirstshowsthatyoucameon.
Andobviously, youwereYou'rejust a verynicerealperson.
Sowegotalongrightaway.
But I rememberthinkingwhen I firsttalkedtoyou, I don't thinkyou'vebeendoingtheshowthatlongatall.
Youwerekindof a newbie.
Yeah.
I kindofknewthatyouweremyfirsttalkshowexperienceforlegitimately.
Itwasthefirst, anditwasItwasveryeasy, I willsay.
And I thinkthatyoureenacted a killwithme, and I thinkthatitwasrightaroundthetimewhenourgroupwasdoing, like, a lotof, youknow, weweresuddenlysortofdelugedby a bunchofnewzombiesand, uhandyeah, itwasItwasfun.
Itwaslike, It's crazytothinkaboutit.
Thatwas, like, 10 yearsago.
I know.
Um, yeah.
Andyetstill, I'm onlyinmymidthirties.
Uh, don't laughatthat.
I'm goingtoeditthatlaughout.
Uh, didyounotice?
Didyounoticethatwhenyou'vebeendoingitfor a while?
Whenyoufirststarted, okay?
Andyourbrandnewonwalkingdeadandyouhavetokill a zombie.
Wasyourtechniquedifferentthanandsayitisnowthatyou'reyou're a pro?
So I'm just I'm almostembarrassedbymylike, superbasiczombiekillskillsfromthebeginning, becausetheywerejust, youknow, themacheteorjustlike, youknow, thewhatwouldyouevencallitifyou'reherelike a shishkebabkebab?
I mean, thatcanbeforanyanyname, zombie, and, uh, andthenwedolikethethehearingaid.
Ifyouhave, like, fromeartoear, youlike a littlescooprightthrough.
Um, sowhenthesenewpeoplecome, I trytotellthemtousetheseand I givethemnamesand, um, nobody.
Nobodyusesthenames.
It's weird.
Theyjusttheydon't.
Theydon't stick.
I couldbe, uhminewouldbethepuree.
What I woulddois I wouldgrab a zombie, and I wouldforcehisheadinto a professionalchefsblender, andthen I wouldpushpuree, and I wouldpureethezombie's headfor 25 seconds.
Soitwas a nicefroth.
Andthen I wouldpourthatfrothontopoflike, a a lotandget a littlefreezeitintolittleicecubessothatwhenyouhaveyourwiththecocktail, youcanhave a giantgiantcubeofyourideas, yourideasmuchbetter.
Yourideasmuch.
No, no, no.
I likeyourideabetter, becausealcoholisinvolved.
Soright, youtookitup.
Youtookitup a notch.
And I appreciatethat.
Weactually, um, someoneonmystaffhaswaytoomuchtimeonhishands, andheputtogether a montageofyourzombiekills.
Andthisis a truetestamenttoyourabilitiesas a truewarrior.
Let's take a look, Mac.
There's a shishkebab.
There's a shishkebab.
Oh, myGod.
Wafflemaker.
Oh, thatwas a wafflemaker.
Oh, thisisobey.
Threetimes.
Oh, weneedmore.
Youneedmore.
Youknowwhat's crazy?
Andthissayssomethingsadaboutme.
I couldwatchthatallday, andespeciallyifyou'rehaving a baddayandyouhave a lotofunresolvedanger.
I when I when I watchwalkingdeadandyouguystakeout 35 zombiesintwoseconds, I comedowntodinnerwithmywifeandkids, and I'm soZen I feel I feelyourelieved.
It's been a catharticexperience.
Allmychildhood, notpeople.
Yeah, exactly.
Therearepeople, butluckily, there's a Youknow, there's sortofanallowanceinyourmindforthefactthatyou'realsofreeingthemofbeingtheundead.
I won't eventalkaboutittoomuchbecauseit's interestingbecausehissonbeingbackhisson, hishisonscreensonhasbroughtupsomanymemoriesforeverybodyofStephenbeinghere.
And, uh, youknow, wedotheselikedeathdinnersforeverybody, sowe'llhavesortoflike a civilizedthing, andeverybodywillgivemyspeeches.
Andsowehad a partyatourproducer's houseandwealldisappeartogoandgetourcostumesonandlearnlikethefinalpiecesofareabsolutelyatrociousdanceroutinetoslowlyreenterthehouseonebyone, versebyversetoperformBackstreetBoys.
Andthere's like, somemorekidsand, I don't know, a coupleofGermanshepherds, I don't know, but I I definitely I justkindoffeellikeitwouldbeniceforDon't getmewrong.
I havedefinitelyimagined, youknow, Rickreturningandmachinereturningandtherealkindsofthingsthatwouldhappen.
But I'd lovetoseesomecozy, youknow, maybesomepeopleknitting.