You were playing Abba?

Yes, it was.

How do you pronounce it?

Haba problem.

Are you in pain?

I think I think I think it's just abba.

It was so weird.

You went, Abba.

That's the way that that's why.

What corpus would say it if scientists worked on it for like a year?

Abba, I did work on it.

Good.

Pork is good, says George C.

Scott.

All right, Abba.

Abba.

Alba.

What do you Max Weinberg?

I think I have it.

All right.

Keep working on it, Abba.

Just about.

That's what the kids are listening to.

Now.

I'm in touch.

All right.

The two of us arguing over the pronunciation of Baba.

That's a good you Stop doing that, People just tuning in.

We've never seen the show will be like Isn't that nice?

A learning disabled man is on the drum.

Isn't that nice?

Just the guy in the drummers over there A pop about How was your day, Max?

Bye bye.

How about you will eventually start saying something else and the doctors will be most pleased.

All right.

I want to talk to you for this is, uh did something cool recently.

Um, there's there's apparently there's a deli here in New York City that's called the Stage Deli.

Probably a lot of you have probably heard of it.

It's a big New York City landmark.

It's pretty famous.

And the stage deli?

Well, they name sandwiches after celebrities at this place.

And about two weeks ago I heard that they honored me.

So I was excited.

So just the other day, just like two days ago, I grabbed a camera crew and I went over there to check it out.

And well, is what we found.

This is the stage delicatessen.

It's in New York City Landmark.

They named sandwiches after celebrities here.

And I understand they name something after me.

It's pretty exciting.

Yeah, these sandwiches make no sense.

Look at this.

The Gloria Estefan tuna, bacon, American cheese, lettuce and tomato really captures her native Cuba.

Banks, look at this.

Jack Wagner.

Hot, open turkey.

That's a really good sandwich.

Hell is Jack Wagner.

Excuse me, sir.

Do you know Jack Wagner?

It?

Yeah, no idea.

Here's the Halle Berry salami, tongue and pastrami.

I guess that makes sense.

I don't know her.

John Stamos.

Greek salad.

John Stamos.

He shows been off the air for eight years.

Is it just because he's the only Greek person they could come up with?

Look, Richard Simmons.

Tropical fruit salad.

Get that.

And then look way down here at the bottom.

Conan O brien.

Soup and salad.

Choice of any soup and a small house salad.

This is incredibly depressing.

How many people will order the Conan O'Brien soup and salad, or about 34 or five a day?

So it's not really popular.

Not the greatest thing in the world.

I'm the king of late night.

What am I doing?

They're not the king.

Don't get excited.

Not the king of late night.

Maybe late.

Late, late night, but not late.

There's two guys way ahead of us.

Yeah, those guys.

What are you gonna do?

You want to get rid of them?

Yes.

Get rid of them.

Shoot them both.

Could you think about getting the Conan O'Brien, which is a soup and salad?

You know, I really didn't.

I would order it just for the fact that I think you're a nice person.

Thank you.

That was a nice you took pity on me.

Thank you.

Very much.

What time do you get off?

One of you when you're done with it.

So she laughed.

I always leave during that part.

This is exciting.

We're gonna go visit the woman who ordered the Conan O'Brien.

Sharon.

You just ordered the Conan O'Brien.

That's pretty exciting.

Did you order it because you were excited about Conan O'Brien?

Absolutely.

You have no idea who I am, do you?

You're absolutely right.

I never seen you before.

Have you know?

Do you stay up late often?

No.

And I don't watch TV.

You don't watch TV at all.

This must be thrilling for you to meet me.

I want you to have a taste right now, and we'll see how you have a dribble down my chin on TV.

No, Come on.

You think we do something like that?

Please dribble.

Please dribble.

I think you have to improve your image by a sandwich.

You got to be a combi pastrami combo with little brisket.

That would be a great sandwich.

That's that's you.

Say it again.

Corned beef.

Pay attention.

I'm sorry.

I've been drinking.

All right.

Corned beef, pastrami, pastrami.

That's into me.

And that's kind one sandwich.

Please don't interrupt.

I don't think Yeah, yeah.

Mhm.

Okay.

Hey, Norman, would you please?

This is it.

Tell me what this is.

This is the future Conan O'Brien sandwich.

This is you, sir.

Okay.

Where is the mayonnaise and the Eminem?

There's no mayonnaise and peanut M and M's just pushed in there like I told you.

Not in Arkansas.

You're not in Wyoming.

You're in New York.

Little caramel.

A little dribble, a little caramel.

Absolutely.

Zero.

This is you.

One suggestion.

I'm gonna say one thing, and then I'll be quiet.

Don't you better be quiet and don't say nothing.

Cake frosting, I guess.

Just give me for it.

Don't say nothing.

And put a little cake.

Pop it, Kate.

You're wasting your energy.

This is you.

This is the new Conan O'Brien.

This is a sandwich.

Mhm.

Yeah, Yeah, yeah.

Oh, come on, guys.

That's my thumb to the back.

Yeah, I must get my thumb.

So what?

Looks like I'm sort of moving up.

I'm going to get a sandwich of my own.

We're going to design.

So either way, I'm sort of headed to the big time.

And, uh, I was wondering if you would take over my soup and salad for me.

Okay.

Here.

Yeah.

Mhm or not?

Mhm.

A new sandwich.

That's a great sandwich.

I love that sandwich.

All right, we'll take a little break.

Big show.

Tonight we come back.

Brendan Fraser, you're going to join?