We cover the news no one's talking about like Covid 19.

We just heard about it and it's nuts.

It's why everyone's inside.

I'm gonna go with the Johnson and Johnson vaccine because when they put it in, my hair won't hurt my eyes.

I have finally found a covid mask that works for me.

We answer the pressing questions.

Can Joe Biden proved that he is legally alive?

And can Republicans tamp down the violent mob that makes up every member of their party?

Yamiche, tell me this isn't the nailing Cuomo's coffin, assuming there are any coffins left in New York State.

Our anchors didn't vote because they wanted to remain impartial and also go to the fair that day.

This season of news will have it all insurrections, forever wars and something called permanent Midnight time for our new segment.

But I have a feeling it will be back.

What did we just kill?