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  • Maybe it's because you were being a drunk, obnoxious asshole.

  • Or maybe I did it because you put your balls on our foreheads for years and just laughed it up.

  • Or maybe I liked that you thought it was me all these years Because whether or not I pulled the trigger, you got what you deserve.

  • I wo okay.

  • He doesn't mean that.

  • You don't mean that.

  • Nobody just doesn't mean guys.

  • I gotta come clean.

  • 95.

  • When I won the cup, I was juicing.

  • I just got to get it off my chest.

  • I don't want you to scratch my name off the cup.

  • Nobody's gonna scratch anything off anything.

  • Shell Bell.

  • I think it's pretty clear that Bender feels terribly.

  • I mean, he gifted you his own personal spank bank.

  • That's a gesture.

  • Am I right?

  • That was a real gesture.

  • You're right.

  • You're right.

  • Yeah.

  • Which I want back.

  • You're unfit to raise my Children.

  • That's not gonna happen.

  • What do you mean?

  • It's not gonna happen?

  • I can't do it.

  • I already re gifted it.

  • To who?

  • What?

  • You like those pena coladas?

  • A little bit of bender in there?

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God!

  • You're joking.

  • That's a job!

  • Oh, my God!

  • No!

  • Oh, my God!

  • No!

  • I knew.

  • Kissed it!

  • Cheers, Shock.

  • Bob, get him back in the loony bin right now.

  • Call us Mom.

  • That is disqualification right there.

  • I'm calling the cops.

  • What are you gonna tell the cops say, officer, I drank my own Just isn't No.

  • Hold up, Hold up.

  • I mean, why are we surprised by this?

  • This is the kind of stupid shit that happens every time we get together.

  • I mean, I never thought that I was gonna forgive you guys for this.

  • You know, I was so pretty.

  • You got a great piece.

  • Remember that one?

  • That was you guys sons of bitches and this freaking Zac Effron.

  • That was That was That was your idea.

  • You did that on your own.

  • Your choice.

  • You wanted that you all gave me the No, no.

  • Look, the point is that every time we get together, we do something that we regret in the moment.

  • But then we laugh about it later, right?

  • That's why we keep coming back.

  • These are the games we played.

  • These are the memories that we live for, and Yeah, we drank a little.

  • We drink a lot of jizz.

  • We drank a lot of jizz.

  • I had a second pina colada, Shelly.

  • Total benders van.

  • But you know what?

  • This too shall pass.

  • We will live on in this Brotherhood will never die.

  • And I fucking love it.

  • I love all of it.

  • And I've missed every one of you assholes, and I wouldn't trade this shit for anything.

  • So I suggest that each one of you look in the mirror and think about what this brotherhood means to you.

  • Especially you there for your ear.

  • It's like hanging.

  • Is it injured?

  • Because it doesn't feel good.

  • You might want to get a little problem.

  • I think that's gonna read on camera.

  • Yeah.

Maybe it's because you were being a drunk, obnoxious asshole.

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