THE ANCHORS OF "VIRTUE SIGNAL," WHO, I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU,

"VIRTUE SIGNAL "的主播們，我不用告訴你了

HAVE FOR YEARS TACKLED THE BIGGEST STORIES OF THE DAY FOUR

多年來，我們一直在追蹤當下最轟動的故事。

NIGHTS A WEEK AS PART OF "TOONING OUT THE NEWS" ON

每週一晚的 "Tooning out the News "的一部分。

PARAMOUNT+.

PARAMOUNT+。

WE ALL KNOW HOW THIS SYSTEM WORKS, REPUBLICANS GOV NERN AND

我們都知道這個系統是如何運作的，共和黨政府和。

LIBERALS BEG THEM TO DO THE RIGHT THING SO LET'S DO THIS.

自由主義者要求他們做正確的事情，所以讓我們做這個。

>> PLEASE, PLEASE.

>> 請，請。

>> I JUST WANT TO SAY, I KNOW GEORGE W. BUSH NICKNAMED YOU

>> 我只想說，我知道喬治-W-布什給你起了個名字。

STRETCH AND HE SHOULD BE PUT ON TRIAL AT THE INTERNATIONAL

他應在國際刑事法院接受審判。

CRIMINAL COURT FOR BODY SHAMING.

羞辱身體的刑事法庭；

>> THIS IS HOW JOE BIDEN GOT ELECTED.

>> 這就是喬-比登如何當選的。

HE GOT A FEW PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR DONALD TRUMP LAST TIME TO

他得到了一些人誰投票給唐納德-特朗普最後一次，以

VOTE FOR HIM.

投他的票。

>> SORRY BUT I HAVE TO DISAGREE.

>> 對不起，但我不得不同意。

THE TWO DOZEN POSTCARDS I SENT TO PENNSYLVANIA ARE WHAT GOT JOE

我寄給賓夕法尼亞州的兩百多張明信片讓喬大為吃驚

BIDEN ELECTED.

比登當選。

>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW," MY PARAMOUNT+

>> 史蒂芬：歡迎來到 "晚間秀"，我的PARAMOUNT+。

COLLEAGUES: KYLIE WEAVER, LILA MORENO, PETER WOMACK, AND BRIAN

合作者： KYLIE WEAVER, LILA MORENO, PETER WOMACK, 和BRIAN。

MIN!

MIN！

STHNGS SO MUCH FOR BECOME HERE.

STHNGS如此多的為來到這裡。

I'M REALLY EXCITED TO GET A SITDOWN WITH YOU.

我很高興能和你坐下來談談。

I WATCH YOU, I HAVE WATCHED YOU FOR YEARS.

我看著你，我已經看了你好幾年了。

I THINK YOU ARE THE GOLD STANDARD.

我想你是金標準。

YOU ARE MOST NEWS ON TV RIGHT NOW AND I'M JUST WONDERING FOR

你是現在電視上最多的新聞，我只是想知道，為

THE PEOPLE OUT THERE IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND INTRODUCING

外面的人，如果你不介意的話，可以介紹一下。

YOURSELF.

你自己。

>> OKAY, HE IS OBSESSED WITH ME.

>> 好吧，他是迷戀我。

I'M THE HOST AND AUTHOR OF 33 APOLOGIES THINK PIECES TITLED MY

我是《33個道歉》的主持人和作者，《THINK PIECES》的標題是 "我的"。

TIME TO LISTEN KYLIE WE EVER.

時間聽凱麗我們永遠。

>> I'M DRUNK GIRL DRENGING SEA WATER SAYING IT'S FINE LILA

>> 我喝醉了女孩喝海水說它的罰款莉拉

MOREENA.

MOREENA：

>> I'M ATLANTIC CONTRIBUTOR WHO WENT VIRAL FOR STANDING ON A

>> 我是亞特蘭蒂斯貢獻者，因為站在一個人的身上而走紅。

COFFEE SHOP TABLE AND APOLOGIZING FOR CLOGGING THE

咖啡店的桌子，併為堵塞咖啡店的桌子道歉。

TOILET BRIAN MINUTE AND I'M "VANITY FAIR" EDITOR AND INVENT

TOILET BRIAN MINUTE和我是 "VANITY FAIR "的編輯和發明者。

EVER THE CAVEMAN DIET PETER WITHOUT MACK.

永遠的洞穴人飲食彼得沒有麥克。

>> Stephen: IT'S AN HONOR TO HAVE YOU HERE, LET'S TALK ABOUT

>> 史蒂芬：很榮幸你能來這裡，讓我們來談談。

THE SHOW, VIRTUAL SIGNAL WHAT INSPIRED ITnd WHAT IS YOUR

節目，虛擬信號是什麼啟發了它，你的是什麼？

MISSION.

任務：

>> YOU HILT THE NAIL ON IT HEAD IT IS THE HONOR.

>> 你把指甲打在它的頭上，這是榮譽。

AS FOR INSPIRATION I NOTICED A LOT OF NEWS ANCHORS OUT THERE

至於靈感，我注意到有很多新聞主播在那裡。

SPEAKING AGAINST INJUSTICE PURELY TO SIGNAL TO THEIR

說話反對不公正，只是為了向他們發出信號。

AUDIENCE THAT THEY ARE VIRTUOUS PEOPLE BUT NO ONE HAD THE FORE

聽眾說，他們是邪惡的人，但沒有人有前車之鑑。

SITE TO MAKE IT THE TITLE OF THEIR SHOW AND THAT IS WHAT I

網站將其定為節目名稱，這就是我的目的。

DID.

是的。

AND AS FOR OUR MISSION IT'S SIMPLE.

至於我們的使命，很簡單。

SHOW AMERICA THAT IF WE PUT ASIDE OUR DIFFERENCES AND

向美國展示，如果我們拋開我們的分歧和

RECOGNIZE OUR SHARED HUMANITY, WE CAN MAKE ME THE HIGHEST

承認我們共同的人性，我們可以讓我成為最高的人。

EARNING PERSONALITY ON TELEVISION.

在電視上賺取個性。

>> AND THISSIER'S OPENING BROADCAST I'M CURIOUS ABOUT THIS

>> 和thissier的開場廣播，我很好奇這個。

AS A FELLOW BROADCASTER YOU CHOSE TO SPEAK ABOUT THE MINIMUM

作為一名忠實的廣播員，你選擇了最低限度的發言。

WAGE.

工資：

WHY DID YOU MAKE THAT YOUR LEAD STORY.

你為什麼要把它作為頭條新聞呢？

>> THAT'S RIGHT, STEPHEN, LISTEN, THIS STORY IS PERSONAL.

>> 沒錯，斯蒂芬，聽著，這個故事是個人的。

BECAUSE I LIVE IN A 15,000 DOLLAR PER MONTH WEST VILLAGE

因為我住在月薪15,000美元的西村。

APARTMENT WITH ROOFTOP BIDET ENCLOSED IN A BIRD SANCTUARY I

帶屋頂陽臺的公寓，附設於鳥類保護區I內。

ONLY HAVE 7.25 AN HOUR IN DISPOSABLE INCOME.

每小時只有7.25美元的可支配收入。

>> IT IS PERSONAL TO ME BECAUSE THE NETWORK PAYS ME MINIMUM

>> 這是我個人的事，因為網絡付給我最低的報酬。

WAGE.

工資：

>> BRIAN, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

>> BRIAN，我們談過這個問題。

IT IS MUCH MORE WHEN YOU FACTOR IN YOUR CHRISTMAS BONUS OF A

當你把你的聖誕大禮包計算在內的時候，它就會變得更多。

FROZEN SOLID TUCAN.

凍固土坎。

>> Stephen: NOW YOU HAVE AND I HOPE THIS ISN'T OPENING ANY

>> 現在你有了，我希望這不是開放的任何。

WOUNDS HERE, BEEN ACCUSED OF TALKING MORE ABOUT YOURSELVES

在這裡，被指責談論更多關於你自己的事情。

THAN TALKING ABOUT THE ACTUAL NEWS.

比談論真正的新聞。

HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO THAT?

你怎麼迴應？

DO YOU THINK THAT IS THE ROLE OF A JOURNALIST?

你認為這是記者的職責嗎？

>> YOU KNOW STEPHEN, I USUALLY DO NOT PAY ANY MIND TO MY HATERS

>> 你知道嗎，斯蒂芬，我通常不理會我的仇敵。

BUT HERE IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT JOURNALISTS.

但這是我對記者的評價。

ANYONE WITH A SMARTPHONE CAN REPORT ON ATROCITIES AT OUR

任何有智能手機的人都可以報告我們的暴行。

SOUTHERN BORDER OR FOLLOW TRUTH THROUGH THE BLOOD SOAKED HILLS

南方邊界或通過血浸山丘追尋真理。

OF WHEREVER BUT HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN RIDE A CAR TO MIDTOWN, CLIMB

但有多少人可以坐車去市中心，爬山。

30 STORIES IN AN ELEVATOR, TRUST THE SAME PERSON TO DO THEIR HAIR

30個故事在一個電梯裡，相信同一個人做頭髮。

AND MAKEUP EVERY DAY AND SHOW THE AUDIENCE NO MATTER THE COST

每天都要化妝，無論費用多少，都要向觀眾展示。

THEY WILL CONTORT THEIR FACE TO SHOW HOW MUCH THEY CARE.

他們會扭曲自己的臉，以顯示他們有多在乎。

>> AND STEPHEN I'M SURE YOU WOULD AGREE IF THAT FACIAL

>> 史蒂芬，我相信你會同意的，如果那張臉...

EXPRESSION GETS MORE COVERAGE THAN THE STORY ITSELF THAN THAT

表達比故事本身的覆蓋面更廣。

IS A BORING STORY.

是一個無聊的故事。

>> Stephen: OKAY BUT AS THE NUMBER ONE NAME IN NEWS RIGHT

>> 史蒂芬: 好吧，但作為新聞界的頭號人物，正確的

NOW ON PARAMOUNT PLUS YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND IT IS THE

現在，在PARAMOUNT PLUS上，你必須明白它是一個很好的選擇。

RESPONSIBILITY THAT COMES WITH YOUR PLATFORM.

您的平臺所帶來的責任。

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHERE TO SHINE YOUR EDITORIAL LIGHT?

你如何決定在哪裡發出你的編輯之光？

THERE ARE SO MANY UNDERREPORTED STORIES OUT THERE.

有這麼多的報道不足的故事在那裡。

>> GOSH, STEPHEN, THERE ARE TONS OF IMPORTANT UNDERREPORTED

>> 天啊，史蒂芬，有很多重要的事情被低估了。

STORIES OUT THERE THAT WE AVOID BECAUSE THEY ARE LOW KEY RATED.

外面的故事，我們避免了，因為他們是低鍵率。

>> ARE THERE 130 COUNTRIES THAT STILL DON'T HAVE THE VACCINE,

>> 有130個國家仍然沒有疫苗。

YES, DOES BILLIE EILISH LIVE IN ANY OF THEM.

是的，做比利-艾利什住在其中的任何一個。

NO, GET IT OFF MY TRK V STEPHEN.

不，把它從我的TRK V STEPHEN身上拿開。

>> STEPHEN, WE HAVE YET TO TELL OUR AUDIENCE DONALD TRUMP ISN'T

>> 史蒂芬，我們還沒有告訴我們的聽眾唐納德-特朗普不是。

PRESIDENT ANY MORE.

主席再來。

THE RATINGS ARE JUST TOO GOOD.

評分太高了。

>> Stephen: NOW YOU HAVE HAD INCREDIBLE GUESTS.

>> 現在你已經有了非常棒的客人。

YOU HAVE HAD SENATOR CHRIS COONS, BUTTIGIEG, JOHN

你已經有了克里斯-庫恩斯參議員，布提吉格，約翰

DICKERSON, LET'S SPILL THE TEA WHO IS THE TOUGHEST INTERVIEW.

DICKERSON，讓我們灑茶誰是最難的採訪。

>> HONESTLY, STEPHEN, IS ANYONE MORE TOXICICALLY MASS YOU LYNN

>> 老實說，斯蒂芬，有人比你更毒舌嗎？

THAN JOHN DICKERSON.

比約翰・狄克遜。

>> NO.

>> NO.

>> HE DIDN'T SAY IT OUTLOUD BUT I COULD TELL HE WANTED TO GUESS

>> 他沒有說出來，但我可以看出他想猜測。

MY WEIGHT.

我的體重。

IT IS A HUNDRED BOUNDS.

它是一百塊錢。

-- POUNDSK I'M SO TINY, I A LITTLE BUTTON NOSE, I COULD

-- 我太瘦了，我只是個小鼻子，我可以... ...

SLEEP ON A LEAF.

睡在樹葉上。

>> PERSONALLY I THINK DEAN KAINE WAS THE MOST CHALLENGING MOSTLY

>> 我個人認為DEAN KAINE是最有挑戰性的人。

BECAUSE HIS HALFWAY HOUSE HAD REALLY SPOTTY INTERNET.

因為他的半路之家有很好的網絡。

>> Stephen: THE NEW SEASON KICKS OFF THIS WEEK.

>> 史蒂芬: 新一季本週開播。

WHAT CAN VIEWERS EXPECT.

觀眾可以期待什麼。

>> OBVIOUSLY WE WILL FOCUS ON THE REAL ISSUES AND NOT THIS

>> 顯然，我們將專注於真正的問題，而不是這個。

FRIVOLOUS POSTER WAR BS SO YES, WE WILL GO WALL TO WALL ON

活潑的海報戰爭BS所以，是的，我們將去牆到牆的。

MR. POTATOE.

MR. POTATOE.POTATOE.

ALSO KYLIE TOLD ME I AM ALLOWED TO TALK 20% MORE THIS SEASON

還有，凱莉告訴我，這一季我可以多說20%的話。

BECAUSE SHE QUOTE DOESN'T WANT TO SEEM RACIST.

因為她報價不想讓人覺得她有種族歧視。

>> WELL, KYLIE, LILA, PETER, BRIAN, IT'S BEEN GREAT TO TALK

>> 好了，凱莉，莉拉，彼得，布蘭，這是很好的交談。

TO YOU.

給你。

I HOPE WE CAN HAVE YOU BACK SOON BUT I'M AFRAID WE ARE OU OF

我希望我們很快就能讓你回來，但我擔心我們沒有了

TIME, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING US.

時間，非常感謝你加入我們。

>> STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN, BEFORE WE GO, WE HAVE A SURPRISE

HONOR TO BESTOW UPON YOU FOR GIVING VOICE TO THE VOICELESS

榮譽歸於你，因為你為無聲者發聲。

ANCHORS OF OUR HIT SHOW.

我們熱門節目的主播：

READY THE GRAPHIC.

準備好圖文。

WE ARE GOING TO DECLARE YOU OUR CORNY CATHOLIC SCHOOL BOY TURNED

我們要宣佈你是我們的CORNY CATHOLIC SCHOOL BOY TURNED的學生

HAIR DIE FRENCH DAD SERVING LATE NIGHT TEL PROMPTEDDER ANDURE DG

頭髮死去的法國爸爸深夜服務電話PROMPTEDDER ANDURE DG。

DG REELING STILL FROM THE CENTURY.

DG卷軸仍然從世紀。

QUNS CONGRATULATIONS.

QUNS恭賀。

>> IT'S QUITE AN ACHIEVEMENT.

>> 這真是個了不起的成就。

>> Stephen: THANKS SO MUCH.

>> 史蒂芬：謝謝你。

>> Stephen: THE SECOND SEASON OF "VIRTUE SIGNAL" AND ALL THE REST

>> 史蒂芬："VIRTUE SIGNAL "第二季和其他所有內容

OF "TOONING OUT THE NEWS" IS STREAMING NOW ON PARAMOUNT+.

"Tooning Out the News "的視頻現在正在PARAMOUNT+上播放。

I DON'T DYE MY HAIR!

我不染髮!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY KINGS OF LEON.

我們很快就會回來，有萊昂國王的表演。