Is this start a lot of thing.

這是開始很多事情。

This is still pretty new for you.

這對你來說還是很新鮮的。

This is very exciting.

這是非常令人興奮的。

This must have been a dream of yours for a long time.

這一定是你長久以來的夢想。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Yeah.

是啊。

Was that the Groundlings in Los Angeles doing improv?

那是洛杉磯的Groundlings樂隊在做即興表演嗎？

It there another place.

它有另一個地方。

And how did your family must be over the top?

那你們家怎麼就一定要過關呢？

Crazy.

瘋了

Thrilled that you're doing something alive?

激動的是你在做一些活著的事情？

Yeah, they're They're very excited.

是的，他們是他們非常興奮。

It still hasn't quite hit them.

還是沒有完全打動他們。

I think that I'm on the show that I actually have a job.

我想，我在節目中，其實是有工作的。

I mean, they watch it, but they're sort of still can't believe it.

我的意思是，他們看了，但他們還是有點不敢相信。

Yeah, like when I when I called my dad to tell him that I was coming on your show is like, I'm so excited I'm gonna be uncommon.

是啊，就像當我... ...當我打電話給我的爸爸 告訴他，我是來在你的節目 是一樣，我很興奮 我要去是不常見的。

Oh, my gosh.

哦，我的天哪。

And he was, like, Always like, That's so great.

他就像，總是喜歡，那是如此之大。

He's like, For what?

他說，為了什麼？

Mhm.

嗯

I'm gonna I'm gonna be a guest on the show.

我要... ...我要去做節目的嘉賓。

I No, I can't believe it.

不，我不相信。

He was like, oh, alone by yourself.

他就像，哦，自己一個人。

Why would they have you?

他們為什麼要抓你？

That's not right.

這是不對的。

Your dad has to get behind this thing.

你爸爸必須支持這件事。

He must be a big fan of Conan.

他一定是柯南的忠實粉絲。

Uh, he loves you.

呃，他愛你。

Yeah.

是啊。

That's great.

那太好了

Uh, who's just Conan O'Brien, anyway?

誰才是柯南-奧布萊恩呢？

That's all pretty late.

這一切都很晚了。

Uh, now you started out in Los Angeles.

呃，現在你開始在洛杉磯。

I did the same thing.

我也做了同樣的事情。

I graduate from college and I went right to Los Angeles to try and get into show business.

我大學畢業後就直接去了洛杉磯，想進入演藝圈。

You started in L A.

你從洛杉磯開始。

As well?

也是？

Yes.

是的，我知道

I was actually in school in Arizona and I moved to L.

其實我在亞利桑那州上學，我搬到了L。

A kind of quick decision.

一種快速的決定。

I didn't tell my parents.

我沒有告訴我的父母。

I'm leaving.

我要走了

Um, moving to l.

嗯，移動到I。

A.

A.

Um, So it's like you ran away.

嗯，所以它像你跑了。

No, no, I was in Arizona and I just wanted to go.

不，不，我是在亞利桑那州，我只是想去。

And I was scared to tell my parents, so I just didn't, um And then I went out there and I got a job at, um, the Hollywood Hot Dog Company.

我害怕告訴我的父母， 所以我只是沒有，嗯... ...然後我去了那裡，我得到了一份工作，嗯， 好萊塢熱狗公司。

The Hollywood Hot dog company.

好萊塢熱狗公司。

What is the Hollywood hot?

好萊塢熱是什麼？

Is that like a hot dog stand?

這就像一個熱狗攤？

No, it's a restaurant.

不，這是一個餐廳。

It was a restaurant.

那是一家餐廳。

It's not there anymore.

它不在那裡了。

But it was in Beverly Hills, and it was like a little I'm surprised it failed.

但這是在比佛利山莊，它就像一小我驚訝它失敗了。

It's a restaurant that's called the Hot Dog Hot Dog.

這是一家名為 "熱狗熱狗 "的餐廳。

It was like gourmet hot dogs.

就像美食熱狗一樣。

And what's a gourmet hot dog?

那什麼是美食熱狗呢？

I'm just curious good pork.

我只是好奇好豬肉。

This hot dog is made with the finest pork.

這條熱狗是用最好的豬肉做的。

Do they take it?

他們接受嗎？

They open up a little silver tureen.

他們打開了一個小銀壺。

Incredible.

難以置信

So and did people are people excited for you working at the hot dog company?

那麼，人們是否為你在熱狗公司工作而興奮呢？

Well, the yeah rumors kind of went around back home and had moved to L.

好吧，耶的傳聞種在家鄉傳開了，已經搬到了L。

A and that I worked at a hot dog stand in the city that I had my own hot dog stand.

A和我在這個城市的熱狗攤工作，我有自己的熱狗攤。

So I declare that I was like, No, it's it's a It's a hot dog restaurant, and it's very different.

所以我聲明，我當時想，不，這是... ...這是一個... ...這是一個熱狗餐廳，它是非常不同的。

You don't understand, man.

你不明白，夥計。

Fancy sauces.

花式醬料。

And Jon Lovitz came in one.

而喬恩-洛維茨來了一個。

So fancy sauces.

所以花式醬料。

Yeah, like a ketchup sauce.

是啊，像番茄醬醬。

A sauce made of mustard seeds.

芥末籽製成的醬料。

Yeah.

是啊。

Um, so you work for a long time at this restaurant?

嗯，所以你在這家餐廳工作了很久？

And how did you break in?

你又是怎麼闖進來的？

Did you break in commercials?

你在廣告中突破了嗎？

I did do some commercials.

我確實做了一些廣告。

Yeah, because you know, when you moved there, have to have your head shot in your resume, and my resume was there was nothing on it.

是啊，因為你知道，當你搬到那裡， 必須有你的頭部拍攝在你的履歷， 和我的履歷是有什麼就可以了。

It looked like a flyer, like just my name.

它看起來像一張傳單，好像只有我的名字。

And like, two things.

還有兩件事

Um, well, some people list all kinds of skills on their resume When they want to be an actor or comedian.

嗯，好吧，有些人列出各種技能 在他們的履歷 當他們想成為一個演員或喜劇演員。

They say crossbow, you know, good at running.

他們說，弩，你知道，善於奔跑。

And I can I can hide.

而我可以我可以躲。

I've things like that.

我有這樣的事情。

Yeah, but that can also get you in trouble, because my it was my second commercial audition, and my agent called me and she said She's like, Oh, I got this audition came in, but I need to know are are you a dancer?

是的，但這也會給你帶來麻煩，因為這是我第二次商業試鏡，我的經紀人打電話給我，她說，哦，我得到了這個試鏡，但我需要知道你是一個舞蹈家嗎？

And I was like, Uh, yeah, yeah, I'm a dancer.

我當時想，嗯，是啊，是啊，我是一個舞者。

Um, I'm not a dancer.

嗯，我不是一個舞蹈家。

Um, and she knew that because she said, Are you sure we'll tell you?

嗯，她知道，因為她說，你確定我們會告訴你嗎？

The way you answered, the question would be a giveaway.

你的回答方式，這個問題會是一個贈品。

Are you a dancer?

你是舞者嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

Dancing that thing you said I do.

跳你說的那件事

I do it every day.

我每天都這樣做。

Yes, I went.

是的，我去了。

I went to the audition, and it was a room full of dancers, and they had their leotards on and their hair and buns.

我去試鏡，那是一屋子的舞者，他們穿著緊身衣，頭髮和包子。

And I had, like, sweatpants, like running shoes on.

我有一樣，運動褲， 像跑鞋上。

I know you like showing up for the Rocky audition.

我知道你喜歡去參加洛基的試鏡。

Yeah, it's like doing little stretches like to second quad stretches while they have their leg up there.

是啊，這就像做一些小的伸展，如第二四肢伸展，而他們有他們的腿在那裡。

Um and I went into the room and it was terrified, Very nervous.

嗯，我走進房間，它被嚇壞了，非常緊張。

And And the woman was like, Okay, well, this is a promo, and you are going to be a flame.

和女人一樣，好吧，這是一個宣傳片， 你要成為一個火焰。

So we want you to start out, crouched down and kind of like, do a turn.

所以，我們希望你能開始， 蹲下來，有點像，做一個轉身。

They wanted people to act like they were aflame.

他們想讓人們表現出一副火燒眉毛的樣子。

What was this ad for?

這個廣告是幹什麼的？

They don't know.

他們不知道。

It was like a promo for something.

好像是什麼宣傳片。

Flame broiled burgers.

火焰烤漢堡。

We can't show you an actual flame, so we'll show a woman dancing.

我們不能給你看真正的火焰，所以我們要給你看一個女人跳舞。

Right?

對吧？

That's very strange.

這很奇怪。

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah.

是啊。

So I got I, like, got down on the ground and I, like, had my hands over my face to be very dramatic flame like Larry Flame like, And I just It was like, three seconds.

所以，我得到了我一樣，得到了 在地面上，我一樣，有我的雙手在我的臉上 是非常戲劇性的火焰 像拉里火焰一樣，我只是 它就像，三秒鐘。

I just basically just, like, stood up and and just put my arms out.

我只是基本上只是一樣，站了起來，只是把我的手臂。

I remember the flame.

我記得火焰。

So I went like that.

所以我就這樣去了。

And then at the end, I just wanted to finish it off.

然後在最後，我只想把它結束。

So it's just like, Yeah, I did it.

所以它只是喜歡，是的，我做到了。

This is more a mushroom, I think, than plain.

我想，這更像是一種蘑菇，而不是普通的蘑菇。

I think I would do this if I was a flame.

我想如果我是火焰的話，我也會這麼做。

I was.

我是。

What is that turning you on?

那是什麼讓你興奮？

That's a flame right there.

這是一個火焰在那裡。

That's a wildfire plane.

那是一架野火飛機

That's what I would do.

我也會這麼做的。

I didn't do that.

我沒有這樣做。

I'd have gotten that part.

我已經得到了這部分。

I'll tell you right now, I've been in a leotard doing this.

我現在就告訴你，我一直穿著緊身衣做這個。

I never would have gotten this job.

我永遠不會得到這份工作。

Your life.

你的生活。

Yeah, I would've just all fallen apart from me.

是啊，我就會從我這裡一蹶不振。