SHOW, SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE, THANKS FOR STOPPING BY ON

TONIGHT'S SHOW, WE'LL BE JOINED BY INCREDIBLE STANLEY TUCCI, A

PERFORMANCE FROM PENTATONIX, BE AROUND FOR THAT.

I AM SO EXCITED TO TALK TO STANLEY TUCCI, HOW MUCH DO WE

LOVE THE TUCC ON THIS SHOW, YEAH, FULL ROUND OF APPLAUSE.

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> James: FULL ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE TUCC.

>> Reggie: MAX SMOOCH TO THE TUCC.

>> James: SMOOCH TO THE TUCC.

I THINK HE SHOULD PUT OUT HIS OWN RANGE OF KOMBUCHA CALLED

KOMTUCCI.

>> STANLEY TUCCI COME BUTCHI.

>> James: THERE IT IS, TUCCI KOMBUCCI.

I THINK PEOPLE WOULD BUY THAT.

>> THEY DEFINITELY WOULD.

THERE IS NO DOUBT.

>> James: I WONDER IF HE IS THINKING ABOUT IT.

>> PUT A LITTLE ALCOHOL IN THERE, SOME HOOTCH TUCCI

KOMBUCCI.

>> James: I SAID IT ONCE, I SAID IT AGAIN, YOU ARE AN

ADVERTISERS DREAM, YOU REALLY ARE.

>> MY TALENTED ARE WASTED HERE.

>> James: THEY ARE.

YOU SHOULD JUST BE IN BRAND MANAGEMENT.

THAT'S ALL YOU SHOULD BE DOING.

>> JUST WHERE SUITS WITH NO SOCKSK WALK INTO A ROOM, SAY

HOOCHI TUCCICOMBUCCI AND OUT.

>> James: YOU GO IN, AND YOU JUST PARTNER, BRANDS WITH

CELEBRITIES, AND JUST COME UP WITH SOMETHING INCREDIBLE.

>> JUST KEN JEONG, DELTA, YOU PIG IT OUT, AND LEAVE.

>> James: LOVE THIS SHIRT.

>> THANK YOU.

IT'S ANOTHER EXPERIMENT IN WHAT-- .

>> James: IT'S WORKING, BUDDY, IT REALLY IS.

>> I TRY TO GO, LIKE WHAT MY STANLEY TUCCI WEAR.

>> James: DEFINITELY NOT THAT BUT CARRY ON.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> James: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.

YOU LOSE A BIT OF WEIGHT AND SUDDENLY ARE YOU PUTTING

YOURSELF IN A TUCCI BRACKET?

HE IS BLOCK COLORS ONLY AM I DN THINK HE GETS INVOLVED IN THAT

SORT OF PRINT.

MAYBE ON AN INLAY BUT NOT AN AN-- I'M NOT PUTTING MYSELF IN

THE TUCCI, PLEASE DON'T THINK THAT.

>> YOU SHOOT FOR THE MOON AND EVEN IF YOU MISS YOU LAND AMONG

THE STARS, YOU KNOW?

>> Reggie: THAT'S NOT TRUE.

>> James: THAT'S NOT TRUE.

(LAUGHTER) THAT'S NOT TRUE.

THAT'S NOT TRUE, OH MY GOD, TIM, THAT IS THE MOST HONEST THING

ANYONE HAS EVER SAID ON THIS NETWORK.

NOBODY IS SPEAKING WITH THAT LEVEL OF HONESTY ANYWHERE.

SHOOT FOR THE MOON, YOU WILL END UP IN THE STARS, THAT IS NOT

TRUE.

YEAH.

YOU SAID IT, YOU GET IT.

(APPLAUSE) THAT'S IT.

IT'S TAKEN 892 SHOWS FOR THAT PEARL OF WISDOM.

HE WILL NOW SLEEP FOR THE NEXT YEAR AND BRING BACK ANOTHER

PEARL OF WISDOM.

>> HOPPEDDED UP.

WHO SAW THAT COMING.

SO REGGIE-- ABSOLUTELY FIRING OUT OF THE BLOCK, THE ONLY THING

THAT COULD REMOVE IS FIREBALL OF ENERGY WE'VE KREATED IS IF WE

MOVE TO THE HEADLINES.

>> Reggie: THAT IS TRUE.

>> James: THERE IS GENUINELY BIG NEWS, ON THE VACCINE THE FDA

APPROVED A THIRD VACCINE, THIS TIME THE SINGLE DOSE VERSION

FROM JOHNSON & JOHNSON.

ISN'T THAT GREAT?

NOW THERE ARE THREE VACCINES, NONE OF US CAN GET.

HERE'S AN ADDED PERK, THIS IS JOHNSON & JOHNSON, IT DOESN'T

STING IF THE VACCINE GETS IN YOUR EYES.

AND AUDIBLE OH NICE FROM HAGA, DID YOU HEAR THAT?

DID YOU HEAR THAT, I DON'T THINK I EVER HEARD THAT.

BAND ARE ON FIRE TONIGHT!

THIS IS GREAT NEWS UNLIKE THE PREVIOUS TWO VACCINE THIS ONE

ONLY REQUIRES ONE SHOT.

IF IT HELPS, THE WAY I REMEMBER IT IS PFIZER, MODERNA YOU HAVE

TO RETURNA JOHNSON & JOHNSON ONE POKE AND YOUR AWESOME.

THAT'S THE WAY I SEE IT.

IT ROLLS OFF THE TONGUE, A LITTLE-- YOU KNOW, IF YOU ARE

THINKING WHICH ONE DID I HAVE, JUST REMEMBER THAT, THAT IS THE

WAY TO DO IT.

AND THERE IS ANOTHER REASON TO BE OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE VACCINE

LOGJAM BREAKING SOON, WHILE SPEAKING TO LAWMAKERS YESTERDAY

PFIZER AND MODERNA SAY THEY HAVE NOW STREAM LINED THE

MANUFACTURING PROCESS TO 140 MILLION DOSES WILL BE COMING IN

THE NEXT FIVE WEEKS.

140 MILLION SHOTS IN FIVE WEEKS.

THOSE ARE STEVE NUMBERS.

IS IT-- WE ARE SO CLOSE, GUYS, TO BE LIKE BACK IN RESTAURANTS.

I CAN ALMOST FEEL MYSELF, I CAN ALREADY FEEL IT, I CAN FEEL

MYSELF PRETENDING THAT I ONLY WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE

DESSERT MENU.

A COUPLE OF ANNOUNCEMENTS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE TO TELL YOU

ABOUT.

THE ADMINISTRATION IS NOW TALKING ABOUT MAILING OUT

MILLIONS OF COVID MASKS TO INDIVIDUALS SOON, LOOK AT THAT.

GETTING MASKS OUT, IN THE POST TO MILLIONS OF AMERICANS 11

MONTHS INTO THE PANDEMIC.

(LAUGHTER) MASKS SENT TO EVERYONE IN THE

MAIL WHICH MEANS ALL OF THE MASKS WILL PROBABLY LOOK LEAK

THIS.

THE WHITE HOUSE ALSO ANNOUNCED THAT PRESIDENT BIDEN AND FIRST

LADY JILL BIDEN WILL BE TRAVELING TO TEXAS ON FRIDAY TO

REVIEW RECOVERY EFFORTS AFTER THE HISTORIC WINTER STORM DOWN

THERE.

BIDEN PREVIOUSLY SAID HE DID NOT WANT TO BE A DISTRACTION BY

VISITING TEXAS.

THIS MAKES SENSE.

LAST WEEK WAS VERY MUCH HEAD CRUZ'S TIME TO SHINE.

THE BIDENS ARE VISITING TEN DAYS AFTER THE STORM, BIDEN SAID HE

WOULD HAVE GONE TO TEXAS SOONER BUT HE NEEDED TO FIND JUST THE

RIGHT HAT.

IS THIS THE NEXT THING WE'RE GOING TO-- TO PULL IT OFF, FULL

COWBOY.

>> MAYBE.

I DON'T THINK I COULD GO FULL COWBOY BUT IF I PUT A BOLO TIE

ON.

>> James: THERE'S THE BOLO, OH, LOOK.

>> Reggie: HUH.

>> I DON'T KNOW, I LOOK LIKE I JUST GOT SUED FOR GIVING A BUNCH

OF PEOPLE SAL MONDAY ELLA AT MY BARBECUE RESTAURANT.

>> James: I THINK YOU COULD TRY IT, YOU NO WHAT I CAN'T DO?

COWBOY BOOTS.

>> Reggie: THE BOOTS OF COW DO IS.

>> James: NO, I CAN'T DO IT, I FEEL LIKE SHOULDN'T SHOES BE

EASIER TO PUT ON THAN THAT.

WHO'S GOT THE TIME, ON AND OFF.

>> I THINK YOU JUST KIND, IT IS CALLED A COMMITMENT FOOT WEAR.

>> James: YEAH.

>> >> Reggie: YOU PULL THEM ON T

IS A LOT OF TROUBLE AND IT BASICALLY SAYS YOU AREN'T COMING

OFF UNTIL 7 OR 8.

>> James: I KNOW BUT I CAN'T MAJT.

I FEEL LIKE I AM NOT IN MY-- ENOUGH, WITHOUT ME

HAVING-- WITHOUT US GETTING HOME AND ME GOING SORRY, BABE, CAN

YOU, CAN YOU-- PULL IT!

PULL-- DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, PULL IT!

I CAN'T-- I'M ALREADY ENOUGH OF AN ANNOYANCE IN HER LIFE WITHOUT

THE DRIVE HOME HER JUST THINKING OH, GOD, NOW I AM GOING TO HAVE

TO WATCH HIM FLAILING AROUND ON HIS BACK, A SORT OF INEBRIATED

PIRM AS I PULL ON HIS HEEL, THIS NEW STUDY, WORKING OUT FOR JUST

TWO AND A HALF HOURS A WEEK CAN DRAMICALLY REDUCE YOUR RISK OF

MIGRAINE HEADACHES.

OR JUST LIE DOWN IN A DARK ROOM FOR TA AND A HALF HOURS, THAT

WILL DO IT, BUT IT'S YOUR CHOICE.

TYPES OF EXERCISE, THAT QUALIFY INCLUDED JOGGING, PLAYING A

PORT, BICYCLING AND EVEN HEAVY CLEANING.

HEAVY CLEANING.

I LIKE HOW THEY SLIP THAT IN, LIKE THEY PUT ONE EVEN WORSE

OPTION AT THE END TO MAKE JOGGING NOT SOUND AS BAD.

SO YOU WANT TO TRY THAT, TRY THAT WITH THE PERSON YOU LIVE

WITH.

NEXT TIME THE PERSON YOU LIVE WITH GOES OH MY GOD, I'VE GOT

THE WORST HEADACHE, JUST GO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, SCRUB

THE BATHROOM.

>> SOME SCIENTIFIC NEWS FOR YOU, A NEW STUDY SAYS THAT TALKING ON

THE PHONE FOR JUST TEN MINUTES CAN MAKE YOU FEEL UP TO 20% LESS

LONELY, AND IF YOU DO IT RIGHT, A HALF AN HOUR LATER DOMINOES

WILL BRING YOU A PIZZA.

NOW YOU FEEL LESS LONELY, THAT IS OF COURSE ONCE YOU GET OVER

THE INITIAL RAISE YOU FEEL WHEN SOMEONE CALLS YOU ON THE PHONE,

10 MINUTES ON THE PHONE CAN MAKE YOU FEEL LESS LONELY, IF YOU

HAPPEN TO BE ON THE PHONE WITH PIE DAD IT CAN MAKE YOU FEEL A

LOT MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT THE WEATHERING IN BUCKINGHAMSHIRE.

THIS IS TRUE THOUGH, THE RESEARCHERS SAY LONELINESS DE

CREASES EVEN MORE IF YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF THE CONVERSATION.

DO YOU AGREE WITH THAT, IAN?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> James: I FEEL GREAT, I DON'T FEEL LONELY AT ALL.

AND WE WANTED TO TELL BUT THIS.

AN 81IER OLD WOMAN IN GERMANY HAS BECOME A FITNESS STAR ON

TIKTOK.

SHE REGULARLY POSTS WORKOUT VIDEOS AND AMAZED AROUND 125,000

FOLLOWERS AND REALLY IMPRESSED ALL OF US WITH THIS VIDEO.

FOLLOWERS AND REALLY IMPRESSED ALL OF US WITH THIS VIDEO.

IT'S VERY CUTE.

IT'S VERY CUTE BUT MI LEGALLY REQUIRED TO TELL YOU THAT YOU

HAVE COMMITTED COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT AND A TEAM OF

LAWYERS FROM CBS WILL BE CONTACTING YOU SHORTLY.

MY TAKEAWAY FROM THAT VIDEO IS AN 81 YEAR OLD GERMAN WOMAN IS

NOT ONLY IN BETTER SHAPE THAN I AM SHE IS ALSO WAY BETTER AT

TIKTOK.

FROM WHAT I CAN WORK OUT, I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT TIKTOK, IN

ORDER TO BE A TIKTOK STAR YOU EITHER HAVE GOT TO BE 16 OR 81.

THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN.

THERE IS NOTHING IN BETWEEN.

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE A 42 YEAR OLD LIP SYNCING TO DOJA CAT.

IS ADAM HERE, THERE HE S YOU ARE BIG ON TIKTOK.

HOW DO WE, WHAT IS THE VIBE ON TIKTOK, MAN.

>> I THINK WE CAN MAKE YOU A STAR.

>> James: I'M ALL RIGHT.

>> NO, IT'S, YEAH, I MEAN IT IS ALL RANDOM.

MY BROTHER STARTED TIKTOK LAST WEEK, 25,000 FOLLOWERS, ONE

VIDEO.

>> James: WHAT DID HE DO.

>> PUT A VIDEO UP OF HIS DOG.

I DON'T KNOW, I MEAN HE HAS ACCOMPLISHED MORE ON THE

PLATFORM THAN I HAVE WORKING FOR YOU IN SIX YEARS, SO.

>> James: HOW MANY FOLLOWERS HAVE WE GOT ON TIKTOK?

>> WE HAVE 4.5 MILLION.

WE GOT SIZZLE THERE, BABY.

>> James: WE'VE GOT SOME-- WE'VE GOT SIZZLE THERE,

BABY.

AND FINALLY, WE WANT TO TELL BUT THIS, THE UNITED STATES POSTAL

SERVICE JUST UNVEILED THE DESIGN OF ITS NEW MAIL TRUCK EXPECTED

TO HIT THE ROAD IN 2023 AND IT WAS INSTANTLY MOCKED ONLINE.

HERE IT IS HERE.

THAT IS THE TRUCK.

DO YOU NOT LIKE THIS?

>> IT JUST LOOKS LIKE A DUCKBILLED TRUCK.

>> James: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT, I SAW IT, I STARTED

FEELING SORRY FOR THE TRUCK.

LOOK AT THE TRUCK, AS IF SOMEONE JUST SPENT THE BEST YEARS OF

THEIR LIFE TRYING ON A LIMITED-- TRAYING TO DESIGN A

TRUCK AND THEN SOME 18 YEAR OLD ON THE INTERNET, THIS TRUCK

[BLEEP] SUCK, BRO.

IS THAT WHAT ST, TRYING TO GET A TRUCK CANCELLED?

BECAUSE THE U.S. POSTAL SERVICE HAS HAS ALL THAT MONEY TO REDO

ANOTHER TRUCK.

IS THAT WHERE WE ARE AT.

I THINK IT IS A BEAUTIFUL TRUCK.

I DON'T THINK THE TRUCK NEEDS TO BE CANCELLED, DO YOU?

>> NO, IT HAS THE KIND OF ENERGY LIKE IT JUST SAW A PICTURE OF

ALL OF ITS FRIENDS AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY WITHOUT IT.

(LAUGHTER).

>> James: IT REALLY DOES.

IT REALLY DOES.

>> I FEEL BAD FOR THE TRUCK, YOU KNOW, THERE IS NOTHING WRNG

WITH IT.

>> James: LOOK AT IT AGAIN, I THINK THAT TRUCK IS HOT, I THINK

IT IS IS A HOT TRUCK.

IF YOU ASK ME, THAT TRUCK LOOKS MORE LIKE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE THAN

YOU THINK.

(LAUGHTER) I DON'T KNOW WHY IT DOES BUT IT

DOES.

IT'S A HOT TRUCK.