Jalen Rose, you're not very good at your new job

Jalen Rose 你在新崗位表現得不怎麼樣

your command of language is poor

你對語言掌握能力不足

your analysis is subpar

分析能力也低於標準

your inferiority to your peer...

還有在你隊友前的自卑感…

whatever

隨便啦

I would kill my parents if they named me Paul George.

我爸媽把我取名叫Paul George的話 我會宰了他們

That's an ugly ass name

這名字難聽透了

Dwight Howard wears panties with leg warmers

Dwight Howard會在球褲裡穿阿媽保暖褲

Jermy Lin need to git the weight room

Jermy Lin該去做重量訓練了

You need to git the spell check

你才該去做拼字訓練咧

Deandre Jordan sucks my ***

Deandre Jordan我*你**

I put two Swarovski gems on my *** head

我放了兩顆施華洛世奇水鑽在我*頭上

and I swear to god it look just like Bill Simmons

我敢對天發誓 那看起來就像Bill Simmons

Well, thank you, dude.

嗯 好 謝謝這位老兄

Michael Carter Williams is all hype

Michael Carter Williams完全就是浪得虛名

Dude is straight up awful.

他球技其實爛到爆

Wow.

哇

Chris Paul has rice krispy ***

Chris Paul的***像爆米香

he not legend

他才不是傳奇

Kris Humphries *** you

Kris Humphries *你*

you're so pathetic,

你這人超可悲的

seriously, kill yourself please

說真的 快去自殺吧

xx

親一個 啾

Nate Robinson can't do a *** pick and roll properly

Nate Robinson連個掩護轉走都做不好

he can't see over anybody

他太矮了 無法看到對手身後

Technically that's true

嚴格來說 這是真的

Stephen Curry's facial hair is a little pubey

Stephen Curry的鬍子有點像*毛

And while we're on the subject, your teeth need some work

順帶一提 你牙齒該去整整了

C'mon man, that's... c'mon man

噢…這真是… 真是夠了

Damarcus Cousins is...

Damarcus Cousins是…

an emotional lesbian

情緒化的蕾絲邊

If anything ever happens to the guy that does the voice for Cookie Monster...

如果餅乾怪獸的配音員有了啥三長兩短…

I can sleep at night

我還是能睡個好覺

knowing we have Dikembe Mutumbo as back up,

因為Dikembe Mutumbo隨時可以替他上場

that's funny

這個好笑