I have never seen you smile related before.

Your character is so dour is this must be startling.

Yeah, it is sort of weird.

But, you know, what I've noticed is that now I'm sort of like taking on the, like, the sad face.

It's becoming my natural face, which is a little freaky, like I was at a Vegas wedding.

Lots of fun, right?

Yeah.

You did that thing.

I know he was there, and I got in the elevator.

We're having a good time, you know?

And this man leaned over to me and goes, Oh, honey, it's gonna be okay.

Turn that frown upside down.

And I was like, What?

And I looked in the paneling mirror of the elevator, and I was like this.

Yeah.

And I was like, I was having a great time.

Your character is changing your whole life, your whole personality.

Uh, you know, I was I was reminded of this that you interned here in 1994 when the show is just about a year old.

You were an intern here at the show.

You interned for Max Weinberg?

Is that remember, Max?

I actually brought my journal.

This is real.

This isn't a joke.

This is not a prop.

I love that.

You can You see how I can't reach the floor.

By the way, can everyone see this?

That's I have the same problems.

Yeah.

Sorry.

Okay.

Anyway, my journal, Late night with Conan O'Brien.

Okay, I tag some stuff, and this is This is real.

This is totally real.

Like, look at my cards that you're going to New York City.

Okay.

My friends were, like, so scared for me from originally from Texas.

Okay, Okay.

Okay.

Right here.

This is talking about the food.

There are some serious food parks at Conan.

I get a free meal with the riders if I stay late and I had my first bagel.

It's basically bread that looks like a doughnut.

Wait.

You would You had never had a bagel before?

No, I I grew up in Indonesia.

It's crazy.

Long story, but from Texas.

But you grew up in Indonesia.

There weren't a lot of bagels flying.

Not a lot of bagels flying.

In fact, one time I showed up to work, and one of my friends here is Jeff Addio.

He still works here, and there wasn't a lot of people in the office.

And I was like, Where is everybody?

And he goes, Oh, it's John Kapoor And I was like, Okay, so when's Max coming in?

And he said, It's Yom Kippur and I said Audio Max Weinberg's Jewish And he was like, Angela, I just I had been overseas in Indonesia this whole time.

Indonesia is not an excuse for everything.

It's like there's a fire over there.

Throw water on it.

Water puts out a fire.

I was in Indonesia.

Exactly, Um, not Red Block.

Yeah.

Now I would think you living in New York City would toughen you up quickly.

From you know, you came here as a sort of very naive sweet person.

Did New York City change you very fast?

It did a little bit.

I I learned that in New York.

Everybody has a say like I was on the subway and I guess my my umbrella with sticking out the door.

And so the doors were going like this and not shutting.

And this guy goes, Hey, idiot.

You want to pull your umbrella in so the doors will shut.

And I was like, Well, I know he's not talking to me because I'm not an idiot.

Uh, the doors kept going, And so he goes, Hey, Blondie, pull your umbrella in.

And I was like, Oh, and then this woman next to me goes, Hey, don't take that from him.

Hey, Give her some flak, buddy.

And then, like, everyone started getting in on it right now, and four people were stabbed.

That's a typical day here in New York.

Yeah, you had another office job.

You work for us.

And you also worked at 1 800 Dentist.

Is that correct?

I did.

I did, Conan.

Yes, I was an operator.

I know you.

I know you found one of my regulars.

Uh, no.

I was an operator, and I had the 6 a.m. to 2 p.m. Shift because, you know, I thought, Hey, I can audition in the afternoon and, um but I would start out my day, and we I learned pretty quickly.

We had this one caller that called a lot and he liked to talk about your lady business.

Well, so what do you mean?

Well, yes.

Oh, the Southern.

So I can't really say it, but I would say, like, good.

We're also on television.

Yeah, there's that too.

Kevin?

Kevin?

Kevin.

Fine.

It wasn't Kevin.

Yeah, okay.

I would say, you know, good morning.

1 800 dentists.

Do you need a checkup and cleaning, or do you have a specific dental problem today?

And this man would say, Sure, like your lady business?

I'd like to meet your lady business.

Your lady.

This looks really good.

Yeah, he wouldn't say, Lady, did you say lady business And you're supposed to transfer him to the call center.

But this woman Andrea who sat next to me would be, like, transform over here.

I'm gonna talk to him.

And she loves to talk to him about her lady business.

Wait, she worked there and she would get on the phone with this perv and just talk about her lady business at all her business.

And But she got fired.

Yeah.

Wow, that's not good.

Not good for her.

Now, you have come a long way.

I would think from North Texas.

Okay.

I mean, that was a long time ago.

Further from Indonesia.

Yeah, you're never coming back.

But North Texas, you're living in a part of the country.

That's tornado countries.

That right?

Oh, yeah.

It's Tornado Alley.

And it's kind of wild when I call home, because I'm like, where am I calling?

Because my parents for their anniversary, they chipped in and they got a fraidy hole.

What is it you're afraid of talking about ladies business?

Yeah, I have never coming back here.

I'm never coming back here.

Hold on.

If we ignore him, he won't be here.

Okay?

Yeah, yeah, I'll call my parents, and I'll be like, What are you doing?

They'll be like, Oh, I'm just watching the weather, wondering if we're gonna have to go down to that fraidy hole.

Relax where you go when you're scared.

Sure.

Yeah.

When you're afraid.

That's so weird.

That tornado would be such a common part of life.

I'm sure it is for huge tracts of this country.

But you don't think of it that way?

No, I had a tornado at my wedding.

That's a whole other thing.

That's frightening, isn't What do you mean?

There was a tornado.

Well, what happened Well, they're, like, started to go.

And I know the tornado.

Yeah.

What?

And my brother in law, Ronnie Mullins, He's on, like the weather patrol.

You know, he goes and chases it down, and, um, he was, like, making everyone, like, get in the house now and all my relatives, like people from L.

A.

We're just, like what?

But it was okay.

It went to the next town, killed many people there, but my wedding was fine.

My wedding was great.

Uhh.

There's gonna be a special Christmas episode of the office.

It's going to air next Thursday at eight o'clock on NBC.

Watch that show.

It's hilarious.

And Angela, thank you so much.

That was really good.

Yeah.

Angela Kinsey.

And congratulations on all your success will come back.

Deftones are here.

Stick around.