Thank you.

謝謝你了

Thanks for being here.

謝謝你來這裡。

It's very stressful for me, like, talk shows, because this is my first one, and I'm worried about my profile.

這對我來說很有壓力，比如，脫口秀，因為這是我的第一個節目，我很擔心我的個人資料。

I don't like my profile.

我不喜歡我的個人資料。

I don't like your profile.

我不喜歡你的資料。

Well, Hollywood is dominated by flat faces.

好吧，好萊塢是以扁平臉為主。

And so I was hoping we could do it like more news.

所以我希望我們可以做到像更多的新聞。

Cast re.

鑄造再。

Just like just like more in both of us.

就像就像我們兩個人的更多。

Yeah.

是啊。

I don't see.

我不明白

How are you?

你好嗎？

I'm great.

我很好

Cone in what you do the whole This does feel like a weird, experimental Dutch talk show.

錐在你做什麼整個這確實感覺像一個奇怪的，實驗性的荷蘭脫口秀。

Johnson.

約翰遜。

How are you?

你好嗎？

Terrified.

嚇壞了。

Why do you not like your profile?

你為什麼不喜歡你的個人資料？

You have a beautiful profile.

你有一個美麗的個人資料。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

I mean, I guess you're right.

我的意思是，我想你是對的。

In a way.

在某種程度上

I guess that joke doesn't play well because I look like Gisele Bundchen tonight.

我想這個玩笑不好開，因為我今晚看起來像吉賽爾-邦辰。

That always gets in the way, Does that?

這總是會妨礙到你，是嗎？

No, no, I'm very I'm just look, when I get dressed up, I feel like the best I can hope for is people are like, maybe she's a philanthropist.

不，不，我很... ...我只是看，當我穿上衣服，我覺得我最好的希望是人們喜歡， 也許她是一個慈善家。

Really?

真的嗎？

No, that's crazy talk.

不，那是瘋話。

Thanks.

謝謝你

Very beautiful woman.

非常漂亮的女人。

Thanks.

謝謝你

I just wanted to keep doing this as much as possible.

我只是想盡可能的繼續做下去。

Yeah.

是啊。

No, I'm very nervous.

不，我很緊張。

I'm a nervous person.

我是一個緊張的人。

Like dinner parties also really stressful for me.

像晚宴也真的讓我壓力很大。

Where I just like that moment where everyone runs out of stuff to say That's what I dread, You know, I'll just fill in the silence of how much money does everyone make, you know?

我就喜歡那種大家都沒話可說的時刻，這也是我害怕的，你知道的，我會填補大家賺多少錢的沉默，你知道嗎？

Yeah, he's adopted.

是的，他是被收養的。

Who's adopted?

誰是被收養的？

You can't stand the silence.

你無法忍受沉默。

Can have to jump in.

可以必須跳進去。

That's not good.

這不是很好。

You gotta just relax.

你得放鬆。

Yeah, it's gonna be good.

是啊，這會是不錯的。

It's gonna be fine now, Brooklyn 99 You've got to be.

現在會好起來的，布魯克林99號，你必須要好起來。

That wasn't watching.

那不是在看。

You try to relax.

你試著放鬆。

It's really fun.

這真的很有趣。

Uhh!

呃！

Brooklyn 99 You guys won the Golden Globe congratulating too.

布魯克林99你們也得了金球獎恭喜。

We want to do to make it three.

我們要做的是讓它變成三個。

You won five Golden Globes.

你得了五座金球獎

Yes, Yeah, yeah.

是的，是的，是的。

No, life has changed completely.

不，生活已經完全改變了。

It's this crazy world When now where It's like I was on a flight and there was this sweet old lady in front of me and she turned around her whole head like raining, craning around.

這是一個瘋狂的世界，當現在在哪裡 這就像我在飛機上 有一個可愛的老太太在我面前 她轉過身來，她的整個頭 像下雨，扭來扭去。

Is it craning?

它是鶴立雞群嗎？

Training, Training?

培訓，培訓？

Okay, I had it right.

好吧，我說對了。

So smart.

真聰明

And so she was turned around to me and she was, like, so sweet.

所以她轉過身來對我說，她是一樣，那麼甜蜜。

And she was like, You're that girl and I was like, Yeah, probably.

她說，你是那個女孩，我說，是的，可能是。

You know.

你知道的

And she was like, I hate your show She didn't say she was like, really say that.

她說，我討厭你的節目， 她沒有說她是喜歡，真的說。

She's like It's very juvenile.

她就像這是非常幼稚的。

I I hate the writing And she was smiling so sweetly, That's crazy.

我討厭這種寫法，她笑得那麼甜，太瘋狂了。

And she had, like, wispy soft hair, which somehow added to it.

而且她的頭髮也很柔軟，不知怎麼的，這讓她更有魅力。

You know, just like you betrayed me with your hair looking so gentle.

你知道嗎，就像你背叛了我，你的頭髮看起來那麼溫柔。

Yeah, and she said, She really said those mean things to you.

是的，她說，她真的對你說了那些壞話。

Yeah, and it's like, You know, when people are mean on the Internet and you're like But no one would ever say this to my face.

是啊，這就像，你知道，當人們是刻薄 在互聯網上，你就像 但沒有人會說這對我的臉。

And then she did.

然後她做了。

I was like, Is this what Internet trolls are like?

我當時就想，網絡巨魔就是這樣的嗎？

It's actually sweet old ladies.

其實是甜蜜的老太太。

If you got to meet them, they would just walk up to you and say the most horrible Yeah, you're like, Oh my God, I know you from the Internet.

如果你遇到了他們，他們就會走到你面前，說最可怕的是，你就像，哦，我的上帝，我知道你從互聯網上。

It's so awful, like you can comment on anything now.

太可怕了，好像現在什麼都可以評論了。

You know, it's like I just feel like how is that going to develop creative people's process?

你知道，我只是覺得這樣怎麼能發展創意人的過程呢？

If there's just comments on everything you do instantly like what if Einstein had been around in this time of comment Culture as a little scientists just finding his way of getting started.

如果有的只是評論你做的每一件事瞬間就像如果愛因斯坦在這個評論文化的時代，作為一個小科學家剛找到他的入門方式。

Yeah, like just figuring out cooking up some new theorems.

是啊，就像剛剛摸索出烹飪一些新的定理。

You might have gone on to some little science website and just been like E equals like, I'm not sure yet, you know, still figuring it out as a young scientist and then, like the first comment would have just been like like, what's up Jew fro?

你可能會去一些小的科學網站，只是一直像E等於喜歡，我不知道還，你知道，還在摸索它作為一個年輕的科學家，然後，像第一個評論會一直喜歡，這是怎麼回事Jew Fro？

Then Einstein was just like, I'm not gonna do science.

然後愛因斯坦就想，我不會做科學。

It's not worth it.

這不值得。

Yeah, we're losing a lot of scientists because of the Internet.

是啊，因為互聯網，我們正在失去很多科學家。

That's what's happening.

就是這樣的情況。