Thank you.

Thanks for being here.

It's very stressful for me, like, talk shows, because this is my first one, and I'm worried about my profile.

I don't like my profile.

I don't like your profile.

Well, Hollywood is dominated by flat faces.

And so I was hoping we could do it like more news.

Cast re.

Just like just like more in both of us.

Yeah.

I don't see.

How are you?

I'm great.

Cone in what you do the whole This does feel like a weird, experimental Dutch talk show.

Johnson.

How are you?

Terrified.

Why do you not like your profile?

You have a beautiful profile.

Thank you.

I mean, I guess you're right.

In a way.

I guess that joke doesn't play well because I look like Gisele Bundchen tonight.

That always gets in the way, Does that?

No, no, I'm very I'm just look, when I get dressed up, I feel like the best I can hope for is people are like, maybe she's a philanthropist.

Really?

No, that's crazy talk.

Thanks.

Very beautiful woman.

Thanks.

I just wanted to keep doing this as much as possible.

Yeah.

No, I'm very nervous.

I'm a nervous person.

Like dinner parties also really stressful for me.

Where I just like that moment where everyone runs out of stuff to say That's what I dread, You know, I'll just fill in the silence of how much money does everyone make, you know?

Yeah, he's adopted.

Who's adopted?

You can't stand the silence.

Can have to jump in.

That's not good.

You gotta just relax.

Yeah, it's gonna be good.

It's gonna be fine now, Brooklyn 99 You've got to be.

That wasn't watching.

You try to relax.

It's really fun.

Uhh!

Brooklyn 99 You guys won the Golden Globe congratulating too.

We want to do to make it three.

You won five Golden Globes.

Yes, Yeah, yeah.

No, life has changed completely.

It's this crazy world When now where It's like I was on a flight and there was this sweet old lady in front of me and she turned around her whole head like raining, craning around.

Is it craning?

Training, Training?

Okay, I had it right.

So smart.

And so she was turned around to me and she was, like, so sweet.

And she was like, You're that girl and I was like, Yeah, probably.

You know.

And she was like, I hate your show She didn't say she was like, really say that.

She's like It's very juvenile.

I I hate the writing And she was smiling so sweetly, That's crazy.

And she had, like, wispy soft hair, which somehow added to it.

You know, just like you betrayed me with your hair looking so gentle.

Yeah, and she said, She really said those mean things to you.

Yeah, and it's like, You know, when people are mean on the Internet and you're like But no one would ever say this to my face.

And then she did.

I was like, Is this what Internet trolls are like?

It's actually sweet old ladies.

If you got to meet them, they would just walk up to you and say the most horrible Yeah, you're like, Oh my God, I know you from the Internet.

It's so awful, like you can comment on anything now.

You know, it's like I just feel like how is that going to develop creative people's process?

If there's just comments on everything you do instantly like what if Einstein had been around in this time of comment Culture as a little scientists just finding his way of getting started.

Yeah, like just figuring out cooking up some new theorems.

You might have gone on to some little science website and just been like E equals like, I'm not sure yet, you know, still figuring it out as a young scientist and then, like the first comment would have just been like like, what's up Jew fro?

Then Einstein was just like, I'm not gonna do science.

It's not worth it.

Yeah, we're losing a lot of scientists because of the Internet.

That's what's happening.