Incomedy, you'vebeen a littleobsessedwithchainfoodrestaurantsandandyoulovetoshowthemtherespectthatyoufeelthattheredo.
Yeah, it's kindofcrazytobeknownasthecomicthatgives a lotoflove.
Thechainrestaurants I know I canseeit.
I mean, I definitely I havemyfavorites.
Whatdoyoulove?
Whatarethechainrestaurantsthatyoureallylove?
We'lltalkaboutChile's a lotbecause I grewup.
I grewupgoingthere, there, youknow, theywerethefancyrestaurantthatyouwouldgotoafterChurchonSundays.
Sothat's always a favorite.
Hootersis a bigpartofmylife.
Uh, can I askyousomething?
I'm beinghonest.
I neverwenttoHootersbecause I thought, I can't goto a Hootersbecause I don't wantpeoplethinking I'm goingtheretolookattheladiesorwhatever, but I'vealwaysbeenintrigued.
How's thefoodatHooters?
I mean, I'm a fan.
I lovethechickenwings.
That's why I go.
I mean, mywholefamily, actually, I wasjokingaboutmymom.
She's beenwithuseverytrip.
YoutakeyourmomtoHooters.
Yeah.
Yes, shelovedHooters.
Andwewouldgobecauseyoucouldget a tonofchickenwingsandwehad a bigfamily.
Anditwasliketheperfectplacetofeed a bunchofpeople.
I havetosaythatthereis a sharpthingthatjustgetsinthewayprettyquickly, butyeah, thatsoundsThatsoundsamazing.
Prettygreat.
I wishthatallof a suddenwejusthad a TripleDippercomeintoframerightnow.
But, no, wearenotgettingpaidforthis.
Well, oncethisgoesoutandairs, I thinkyouand I aregetting, uhyouknow, whatwewantis I gotoncefromArby's.
Arby's gaveme, like, a specialcard.
I don't knowwhere I canwalkin.
Anditit's likesilver.
I think I don't knowwhy.
I think I mentionedthemontheshow, andtheysentmethiscardthat I couldholdup, anditgetsmelike a freeroastbeefsandwichatArby's.
Andtheonlythingis, I justfelt I justfeltlike I can't usethat, youknow, because I justfeltbadaboutgoingintoanArby's andsaying I'llhavethissandwichandallright, well, thereyougo, Mr O'Brien.
Oh, andhere's anotherthingnotgonnapay.
Thisisonyou, buddy.
I wasn't gonnadothat.
Thatfeltterrible.
Yeah, I getthat.
I getthatbecauseyoufeellikeyougotatleastby, like, somecurlyfrieswithit, right?
Exactly.
Yeah.
Andthentheygaveme a cardforthat.
So I can't doit.
Womenandcards, Lenny.
Yeah, I walkaround.
MywalletisjustfilledwithGivemethisforfree.
Fastfoodcards.
Youneverusethem.
No, I don't usethem.
I know I should.
It's It's justterrible.
But I'm alwaysthinking, Whydidtheygivethistomeatthestageofmylife?
Where I don't needit?
Therewas a wholestageofmylifeinmytwenties, uh, where a fastfoodcardwouldhavebeenverymuchappreciatedbutdidn't getitdownfreestuff.
I know, youknow, it's crazy.
inyourstandupandinyourwholecareer.
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