Just your friendly neighborhood, Spider Man.

Quick, they add the quick afterwards.

You don't need to do it yourself.

Sorry, I don't need to say it quick.

Okay, here we go.

Hey, guys, Welcome to stir Crazy.

You may know my next guest as Huey from the boys.

The Internet loves him almost as much as adorable cat videos.

It's Jack Quaid.

Hello.

Hello, Josh.

Thank you for having me.

Congratulations on the boys, which has become this phenomenon.

I mean, my sense on the boys is this is the kind of show you probably love.

Even if you weren't on.

Is that fair to say for sure?

I was like when I first read the scripts for the first season.

I was like, If I don't play Huey, I need to be involved in this project in some way.

Did you know how much time you spend covered in blood when you signed up for this?

No.

No one told me they hid that from you, didn't they?

They don't lead with that.

They don't say by the way.

No, they didn't.

But it's kind of become my thing, which I never anticipated being a part of my life.

Do you feel naked when you don't have blood on you right now?

Do you feel exposed so exposed?

I need the blood to get into character.

So a couple of months ago, we found out that one of your notable fans of the show was none other than Barack Obama.

That was amazing.

The fact that he watches the show was just such an honor.

We're all still getting out about it.

Do you think this could lead to an actual friendship?

Do you have dreams of playing like Animal Crossing with Barack Obama?

Like, What's the dream, though?

That'd be amazing.

What video game would I want to play with Barack Obama?

That's a super smash, bro's Just because I don't know you know how.

Because with him, I didn't expect him to watch the boys.

So maybe out of nowhere, he's just like a really good super smash brothers player.

You obviously don't get to be an actual superhero in the show, but I want to give you opportunities going forward.

We want to create your superhero audition mixtape.

Let's start with that man.

Oh, man.

Okay, I'm ripping off Christian Bale.

I'm Batman and Uhh!

Somebody stole my falafel.

It was right here on top of this building, which maybe just fell down, but I think somebody stole it.

All right, That was That was No, That was a deleted scene from Dark Knight.

I remember that one.

Another icon, Superman.

What would your Superman be?

Jack?

Hello.

I'm Superman and I fight for truth, Justice and the American way.

Kryptonite is a thing.

I had a falafel here a second ago.

Where?

Jack.

Jack?

No, no, I'm sorry.

Sorry.

Are you hungry?

Do you just need superheroes?

They love falafel.

Got it?

Got it.

Let's go, Marvel.

Let's go.

Let's do Spider Man.

Hey, it's me.

Just your friendly neighborhood, Spider Man.

Three quick fuck!

They add the quick afterwards.

You don't need to do it yourself.

I'm sorry.

I don't need to say it quick.

Okay, here we go.

Uncle Ben, He's dead.

It me.

I had a falafel right on the edge of the right.

So sorry with this bit.

It's so bad that we're riding the falafel wave.

Stop now.

Let's see what Wonder woman has to say about falafel.

Let's see.

You're Wonder Woman Jack.

Well, okay.

All right.

I'm gonna find out who fucking stole my falafel.

Did you steal my level?

You steal my goddamn That's all I got.

She's really intense.

I wonder Woman is really intense.

Yeah, Reggie, How about Wolverine?

Immediately.

I did like a Robert Robert DeNiro face, so I'm just gonna go with a hey, Bob.

I can heal pretty fast Them say, Uhh.

I don't feel too fast.

You know what I say?

I'm never going to be a superhero in my life.

I've ruined your career.

I'm so sorry.

Do you ever do you ever get mistaken for other cell abstract?

I've gotten Adam Brody.

I've gotten rain, Wilson.

I've gotten Joel McHale.

Oh, Michael Shannon is the other one.

This is an honor.

Well, we've taken the liberty of seeing what?

That that the child of all those men would actually look like, Let's see, with some face morphing technology, if it actually looks like you.

So there's rain.

We start with rain, and then we add a little bill hater.

I think in right there was another one.

Sure.

Sure.

Then a little Michael Shannon.

Yeah.

Okay.

And now let's let's add some more in some Joshua Jackson.

Some Brody some cold.

His face just keeps getting so much smaller.

What do you What do you think?

That's what I like.

Oh, no.

Oh, it's It's drooping, Jack.

Are those other lips?

Are those like, What is that?

Let's see when you match them all up.

Finally, this is the final product is what it would actually, Yeah.

Yeah, that's basically it.

I see it in a nutshell.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The other day my job came off and it was really bro.

You probably are aware of this.

You must be aware of this check.

The Internet does have a preoccupation with you.

Are you aware that of this, like Instagram celebrity gossip site de moi and how they just talk about you constantly?

My friends tell me about it.

The way they pitched it to me was there's this gossip site that yeah, telling people that you're a nice guy.

I'm like, Cool.

I want to see if you have what it takes to be the Internet's next boyfriend.

Because there are certain things you have to satisfy to be an Internet boyfriend.

Okay, I'm the boyfriend of the entire Internet.

That's not gonna work out but let's give it a try.

Can you be like intellectual but playful, like Shalem style like you're super smart, but you kind of like I don't think I'm smart, but I could be playful.

Okay, okay, I don't know that.

This is why this is why I'm not the Internet boyfriend because I make that move.

I'll do this.

This satisfies the Internet.

I'll do this.

Will you adopt a British accent like to be like a Hiddleston or Cumberbatch?

Because that always works.

Sure, it's not going to be good, but I'll do it.

Let's hear it.

I want to hear it.

Oh, no.

Hello there.

It's not going to be good.

Fuck, It's not good.

I'm swearing a lot.

Can I do that?

Yes.

Are you willing to change your first name to Chris?

Because most of Internet boyfriends are named Chris Chris Quaid.

Chris Quaid is like a country musician.

Sure, I'll change my first name to Chris Short.

I'm very excited about your next shrouded in mystery project.

You've shot the new screen movie, which I'm very excited about it, too.

So it's not called screen five.

It's a little confusing, Jack, Let's be honest It's called screen.

It's called Scream.

It's called Scream.

Did people on set where people just calling it scream.

What?

Did you have a vote on?

What it should be called?

No.

On set.

We called it five cream because we thought, if you look at it, spelled out like the S is a five, you know?

So we called it.

We called it five cream, and we still call it five cream.

Uh, and the joke never stopped to the point where Oh, my God, I have it right here on my phone.

Hold on.

I had my friend make this T shirt as a wrapped gift, Ghostface holding up five creams.

And yeah, I'm gonna keep that to here forever.

I mean, I feel like if nothing else, it should be the new flavor at Ben and Jerry's.

The five cream?

Yes, this face, as any kind of like sweet treat spokesman is just incredible for me.

I know you can't say anything about your role.

Is it fair to say you at least, do you scream?

How are you as a screamer, a new screen queen?

I definitely scream and scream in five cream.

It's an interesting thing like the horror movie scream.

You can't rehearse it too much.

It just has to come out of you.

We do, actually.

Something on the show sometimes called primal scream therapy.

Should we try it?

Should we just see what?

But you just said not to overthink it.

What do we do?

We do scare me over Zoom.

I haven't yet looking down at my phone.

Nothing's wrong.

Mm.

Yeah.

Sorry.

Everyone in my building, another urine.

All these things I love Star Trek.

I was a big Star Trek fan growing up.

Were you a Star Trek guy?

Like Did you know An and Dorian from a Gorn before getting involved in Star Trek lower decks?

I remember going on like a date in high school to the first one, and it was just just peek awkward Me.

Well, now I have no Star Trek questions.

I just want to focus on awkward Jack, uh, that I'm curious about.

Let's let's let's dive deep into that part.

So what was what was awkward jacket, the that star Trek like awkward jacket?

Star Trek was was cystic acne that he thought he could cover up with, like makeup.

He probably stole from his mom's bathroom or something.

Um, and it was like a powder, and it was just like, flaking off of him all the time and everyone noticed.

Awkward.

Jack loves dancing but didn't know how to do it.

I like the idea of an enthusiastic dancer is not aware of.

How should he had answer.

They are, that's That's horrifying.

That's a shitty dancer.

But I There was a lot of this, and I don't know what I think.

This is dynamite.

I've got some.

Would you rather questions for you?

Would you rather chug whale guts or chug compound V Chuck Compound V See what happens?

I'm sick of whale guts.

Would you rather live inside the Scream universe or the Hunger Games Universe scream because you just you just leave Woods.

Perot is the new screen movie.

Just five minutes.

You just get in the car and leave.

You're like Wait, this was easy.

I do the primal scream I did for you earlier, right?

And then I I hop into my Prius and I just get the hell out.

Would you rather watch all of your parents R rated films in the same room?

as them or know whenever each of them are having sex.

I hate this question so much.

Uh uh, I guess the first one by a very slim margin.

Jack, Thank you for taking the time out.