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I'm Jamie Lee, comedian, actress, author,
我是傑米-李,喜劇演員、演員、作家。
and former bride.
和前新娘。
The wedding industry wants you to believe that everything should be perfect.
婚禮行業希望你相信一切都應該是完美的。
-I cried every day last week. -Yeah!
-上週我每天都在哭.-是啊!
[man] I don't know.
[男人]我不知道。
But wedding perfection is unattainable.
但婚禮的完美是無法實現的。
-This is actually the worst thing ever. -Don't worry, I got you.
-這其實是最糟糕的事情了.-別擔心,有我呢.
I'll be there to help couples get to the finish line.
我會在那裡幫助夫婦們到達終點線。
I'm a fairy godmother to you.
我是你的仙女教母。
How do I "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo" this situation for you?
我如何 "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo "這種情況下為你?
-Go! -[blows whistle]
-走!-[吹口哨]
[Jamie] And I'll bring friends to help.
[傑米]我會帶朋友來幫忙。
-I made it! -Yes!
-我做到了!-我做到了!
[upbeat music plays]
[歡快的音樂播放]
-Gonna crash! -[woman] This is a Super Bowl performance.
-要崩潰了!-這是個超級碗的表演。
-That's kinda what I got inspired by. -Okay.
-這就是我的靈感來源。-好吧
I love how you're saying you're stressed with a smile.
我喜歡你笑著說自己有壓力的樣子。
I've always hated the bridezilla label, because wedding stress is real,
我一直不喜歡新娘的標籤,因為婚禮的壓力是真實存在的。
and we should be sensitive to it, as if it were a medical condition.
而我們應該對它敏感,就像對待病症一樣。
-Ugh. -Oh!
-啊-哦!
-Full-body high. -Right?
-全身高-對嗎?
[woman 2] One thing I have noticed about this wedding
我注意到這次婚禮的一件事...
is how much pressure family can put on you.
是家庭能給你多大的壓力。
[woman 3] I'm gonna be a pregnant bride, which I did not expect.
我將成為一個懷孕的新娘,這是我沒有想到的。
Not even my mom knows yet that I'm pregnant.
連我媽都還不知道我懷孕了。
Ain't nothin' right here, huh? [laughs]
是不是沒什麼權利在這裡,是吧?[笑]
The key is to just be prepared for anything and roll with the punches.
最關鍵的是,只要做好任何準備,滾滾而來的拳頭。
[man] What are we running from? Like, we're right here.
我們在逃避什麼?就像,我們就在這裡。
Everyone's like, "Best time of your life, right?" And I was like, "Are you insane?"
每個人都說,"這是你一生中最好的時光,對吧?"我當時想,"你瘋了嗎?"
This whole thing, it didn't turn out as we expected,
這整件事,並沒有如我們所料。
but not everything is gonna be wrapped up in a big, fluffy, pink bow.
但並不是所有的東西都會被包裹在一個大的,蓬鬆的,粉紅色的蝴蝶結中。
[man 2] We asked Jamie to come and help us with the wedding.
[男人2]我們請傑米來幫助我們的婚禮。
She ended up helping our relationship.
她最終幫助了我們的關係。
[vocalizes]
[發聲]
[cheering]
[歡呼聲]