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my guest tonight is a talented comedian and actor who has appeared in Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Goldbergs and blackish.
我今晚的客人是一個有才華的喜劇演員和演員 誰出現在Curb Your Enthusiasm,The Goldbergs和blackish。
He also voices the character Cooper in the upcoming DreamWorks animated series.
他還為即將上映的夢工廠動畫系列中的角色庫珀配音。
Trolls Topia, please welcome our really good friend.
巨魔拓荒者,請歡迎我們真正的好朋友。
Thrilled he's here in person.
很高興他親自來了。
Ron Funches.
Ron Funches.
Ron, Ron.
羅恩,羅恩。
Thanks for being here.
謝謝你來這裡。
I'm happy to be here.
我很高興在這裡。
Yeah, you.
是的,你。
You know, you and I spent a lot of time together.
你知道嗎,你和我花了很多時間在一起。
We toured together.
我們一起參觀。
I always enjoy my time with you.
我總是喜歡和你在一起
And then, um, most of these interviews that we're doing our on zoom.
然後,嗯,大多數這些採訪 我們正在做我們的變焦。
And then I find out Ron is actually going to come to the theater and hang with us.
然後我發現羅恩居然要來劇院和我們一起玩。
So you made my day.
所以,你讓我的一天。
Thank you.
謝謝你了
Yeah, well, I got half a shot, so I was willing to risk it.
是啊,我有一半的機會,所以我願意冒這個險。
And I was just like I want I love Largo is one of my favorites.
我只是想我想我愛拉哥是我的最愛之一。
You performed here at Largo?
你在拉格表演過?
Quite a bit.
相當多。
So, you know, this is, like, kind of a comedy mecca here and here in LA um and how long ago did you get started at Largo?
所以,你知道,這是一樣,一種喜劇聖地 這裡和這裡在洛杉磯 嗯,多久前你開始在拉哥?
Did you Did you play here when you were just starting out?
你剛開始的時候在這裡玩過嗎?
When I first moved to Los Angeles.
當我剛搬到洛杉磯的時候
Yeah, come to Largo quite a bit and end up on guessing on other people's shows.
是啊,經常來拉哥,最後還得靠猜別人的節目。
A lot of their in friends show, and any time I did it, I was like, Oh, I feel like I'm really good at comedy.
很多他們的朋友秀,任何時候我做了,我很喜歡,哦,我覺得我真的很擅長喜劇。
And then I will talk to Flannery and he was like, Oh, you should book your own show here And then we book it and then we'd always cancel it because of lack of ticket sales.
然後我會跟弗蘭納裡說,他說,哦,你應該在這裡預訂你自己的節目,然後我們預訂,然後我們總是取消它,因為缺乏門票銷售。
Is that true flan again?
這又是真的弗蘭嗎?
Did you?
你有嗎?
It is true.
這是真的。
It is true.
這是真的。
What, Twice?
什麼,兩次?
Twice.
兩次
No, it was not because of the pandemic.
不,這不是因為大流行病。
No, it was too lax.
不,是太寬鬆了。
But that's why he believes in me more than the general public.
但這也是為什麼他比一般人更相信我的原因。
What I like, right, Right.
我喜歡的,對,對。
Would you have to tell with with Flanagan, call you up and go.
你要不要跟弗拉納根說一聲,給你打個電話就走。
It's not happening tonight.
今晚不會發生。
You will not be doing a show started feeling like you might want to push it.
你不會在做一個節目開始覺得自己可能要推。
Maybe we'll wait another year until you're a little more a little more famous.
也許我們會再等一年,直到你更多一點,更出名一點。
Um, yeah, that's how he treated.
嗯,是的,他就是這麼對待的。
That's what he did to me.
這就是他對我做的。
And I had, like, had a late night show for years.
我有一樣,有一個深夜節目多年。
He'd be like, I don't think you're ready for Largo.
他會說:"我覺得你還沒準備好去拉哥
If you got any tape I could look at.
如果你有任何錄音帶,我可以看看。
Yes, I've got 7000 hours of tape you could look at.
是的,我有7000小時的錄像帶,你可以看看。
Now.
現在就去
You say you got half the shots, you got one of two shots.
你說你有一半的鏡頭,你有兩個鏡頭中的一個。
Okay?
好嗎?
Yeah, I went.
是的,我去了。
And, um, there was just, you know, there's lack of of just general, anything being put together.
而且,嗯,有隻是,你知道, 有缺乏的只是一般的, 任何被放在一起。
So that was just like, if you show up, wait for a couple hours and you can get a shot.
所以,這只是喜歡,如果你出現,等待幾個小時,你可以得到一個鏡頭。
And I've just been, you know, I'm the pretty much the breadwinner in my family.
我只是,你知道,我是相當多的養家餬口的人在我的家庭。
So I was like, it's important for me to go back out, go and do shows, go and do sets.
所以我當時想,重要的是我要回去,去做節目,去做套路。
And so I didn't want to jump in line on anybody, But if I could just wait in line like I'm waiting in line for Nintendo, I'm waiting in line for sneakers.
所以我不想在任何人身上插隊,但如果我能像排隊等任天堂一樣排隊,我就在排隊等球鞋。
I can't wait in line for this.
我已經迫不及待地要排隊了。
You have your priorities straight.
你有你的優先權。
As long as you've got the Nintendo you wanted and you got the sneakers, you want it.
只要你拿到了你想要的任天堂,拿到了球鞋,你就想要。
Then it's time to maybe wait in line for a shot.
然後就可以或許排隊等著打針了。
It was very similar experience, really.
這是很相似的經歷,真的。
Just black people were excited talking about what they were gonna do once they got it.
只是黑人很興奮地談論著一旦他們得到了它,他們會做什麼。
They were like, We're gonna get soup.
他們就像,我們會得到湯。
I'm gonna get soup.
我去買湯
Yeah.
是啊。
Lady was real excited to go to a diner and get soup.
女士真的很興奮,要去餐廳喝湯。
I got the vaccine, and now I can get soup.
我打了疫苗,現在可以喝湯了。
Wow.
哇哦
She goes her spot at her counter and go get soup.
她去她的櫃檯前的位置,去喝湯。
That's amazing.
太神奇了
I feel that you know what really made me feel a lot more optimistic and just grateful and be like, Oh, yeah, A lot of these people were really old and they were just like, I just want to be able to die of natural causes and not just that I can't wait to die of natural causes.
我覺得,你知道什麼真的讓我覺得很多更樂觀,只是感激和喜歡,哦,是的,很多這些人真的老了,他們只是喜歡,我只是想能夠自然死亡的原因,而不僅僅是我不能等待自然死亡的原因。
I say that all the time.
我經常這麼說。
That's true.
這倒是真的。
I feel like that's a luxury.
我覺得那是一種奢侈。
That's true.
這倒是真的。
I always wanted to go out and like, a something a little dramatic, like a bear attack, you know, like I want What if the bear eats me, except for a part of the leg and the bear is like, I'm good, I'm good and the kids are like, No, no, no, no.
我一直想出去,喜歡, 一個有點戲劇性的東西, 像熊的攻擊,你知道,就像我想 如果熊吃了我,除了腿的一部分 和熊一樣,我很好,我很好 和孩子們一樣,不,不,不,不。
You gotta finish.
你必須完成。
You got Dad wanted every all of him eating.
你得到了爸爸想要的每一個他吃。
He's like I really?
他就像我真的嗎?
I can't.
我做不到
I want to leave room for dessert from pound cake.
我想給磅蛋糕的甜點留點空間。
You know, I don't like either, though.
你知道,我不喜歡這兩個,雖然。
That's okay.
那就好
Naturally, have my family be upset and then have them, like, fight over my fortune.
自然,讓我的家人不高興,然後讓他們,為我的財富而戰。
I you know, I will say your and I've always noticed this about you.
我... ...你知道,我會說你的... ...我一直注意到你的這一點。
You are very upbeat person.
你是一個很樂觀的人。
And I appreciate that because I said we we did a tour together.
我很感激,因為我說過我們我們一起旅遊。
We went to a lot of cities.
我們去了很多城市。
We were in, you know, close quarters a lot.
我們在,你知道,近距離接觸很多。
And you're always You seem optimistic.
而你總是 你似乎很樂觀。
You're you've got a good life.
你... ...你有一個好的生活。
Energy.
能源:
How do you maintain that?
你是如何維護的?
Is it tough to do, like, right now?
現在做起來難嗎?
Uh, sometimes, yeah.
呃,有時,是的。
Sometimes it is tough to do when you you can just start getting down on.
有時候,當你你可以剛開始下手的時候,是很難做到的。
I mean, all of us.
我是說,我們所有人
If you look for crocodiles, you'll find them.
如果你尋找鱷魚,你會發現他們。
You know, you can say what's going wrong and see if it's all around you.
你知道嗎,你可以說是怎麼回事,看看你身邊是不是都有問題。
But, um, I just think like this time period is, what I'm built for is because if it's easy to be optimistic when things are going well, just like you know, when comedy and everything was flourishing, everybody was here in town and then as a sign of trouble.
但是,嗯,我只是覺得像這個時間段是,我建立的是,因為如果它很容易是樂觀的,當事情進展順利,就像你知道,當喜劇和一切都在蓬勃發展,每個人都在這裡的城市,然後作為一個麻煩的跡象。
Everybody wants to leave.
每個人都想離開。
But like I'm here, I have nowhere else to go.
但像我在這裡,我無處可去。
I want to do this.
我想這樣做。
And whether is, as you know, I wanted to be or something different.
而無論是,你知道,我想成為或不同的東西。
I'll do my part to make it better.
我會盡我的力量讓它變得更好。
Be a positive.
做一個積極的人。
That's my job.
這是我的工作。
Is your I have found my kids.
是你的我找到了我的孩子。
My kids are My daughter is 17, my son's 15.
我的孩子們... ...我女兒17歲,我兒子15歲。
They've struggled a little bit because they don't like zoom learning and they can get down.
他們因為不喜歡變焦學習,所以有點掙扎,他們可以下。
How's your son?
你兒子怎麼樣?
How old is your son, Malcolm?
你兒子多大了,馬科姆?
My son will be 18 in April.
我兒子4月就18歲了。
Okay, So how is he doing with all this?
好吧,那麼,他是如何做與所有這些?
He does pretty well.
他做得很好。
He makes the kids in his class, called him King Malcolm on the zoom, he wears a Burger King crown and makes them He just leans into So it's delusions of grandeur.
他讓班上的孩子們,在變焦上叫他馬爾科姆國王,他戴著漢堡王的王冠,讓他們,他只是靠著,所以這是妄想症。
Maybe.
也許吧
Yeah.
是啊。
If anything, he's like I caused this.
如果有的話,他就像我造成的。
I no longer want to go to school.
我不想再去學校了。
So you all come to me.
所以你們都來找我。
I were a crown, and I just do this online, but, um, you know, he does miss some of his friends and things, but he's been a real trooper.
我是一個皇冠,我只是做這個在線, 但是,嗯,你知道,他確實錯過了一些他的朋友和事情, 但他一直是一個真正的騎兵。
That's another person that makes me optimistic when he's just like it is what it is.
這又是一個讓我樂觀的人,當他就像它是什麼。
Covid, 19, sucks 2020 sucked.
科維德,19歲,吸2020吸。
But we just keep going to school, right?
但我們只是繼續上學,對嗎?
And I was like, Man like, Yeah, exactly.
我當時想,男人喜歡,是的,沒錯。
Yeah, as long as he's got a Burger King crown, he decided for his birthday.
是啊,只要他有一個漢堡王的皇冠,他決定為他的生日。
He wrote his birthday list, which is every year.
他寫的生日清單,每年都是如此。
Wait a minute.
等一下
This is gonna be a big one.
這將是一個大問題。
So he's going to be 18, so that 18 is a big year.
所以他就要18歲了,所以這18歲是個大年。
Once you turn 18, certain doors open to like what you're allowed to.
一到18歲,某些門就打開了,喜歡什麼就允許什麼。
Is he very aware of that?
他很清楚這一點嗎?
So he is very well, He's a rule follower.
所以他很好,他是一個規則的遵守者。
I think it's part of the autism that makes him really just focusing on rules.
我想這是自閉症的一部分,讓他真的只是關注規則。
But he's real aware.
但他是真的知道。
He was like I turned 18 already movies.
他就像我18歲已經電影。
He has a list.
他有一份名單。
He's like, I want explicit CDs.
他就像,我想要明確的CD。
The next thing said adult toys, which I'm Does he know?
接下來說的是成人玩具,我是他知道嗎?
Does he know it's not?
他知道不是嗎?
Does he know what adult Toys R.
他知道什麼是成人玩具反斗城嗎?
I'm tired of these Children toys.
我厭倦了這些兒童玩具。
I want adult.
我想要成人。
I I truly hope he does not.
我我真的希望他不要。
But you know what?
但你知道嗎?
It's time for him to learn.
是時候讓他學習了。
Either way, you did not know what an adult toy was.
無論如何,你都不知道什麼是成人玩具。
When I turned 18, I did not.
當我18歲時,我沒有。
I'm still not sure that's what your wife.
我還是不確定那是你老婆的意思。
I wasn't sure.
我也不確定
I thought it was an egg timer, didn't she's like, Where did you find that it was in your drawer?
我以為是個雞蛋計時器,她不是說,你在哪裡找到的,在你的抽屜裡?
The eggs are, I think, ready.
我想,雞蛋已經準備好了。
One of the things that's been kind of, I think, cool for you is that for a lot of us, it's, We need an audience, and we're kind of locked into this one sort of narrow way of doing things.
其中一件事,一直是一種, 我想,很酷的你是,對我們很多人來說,這是, 我們需要一個觀眾,我們是那種鎖定到這一個排序 狹窄的方式做事情。
You?
你呢?
Yes, you're a very popular stand up comedian, but you also have been getting a lot of voice over work.
是的,你是一個非常受歡迎的脫口秀演員,但你也得到了很多配音工作。
And you got this trolls gig, which is a big deal.
而你得到了這個巨魔的演出,這是一個大問題。
And I would think that that's something you can be working on and doing during Covid, because you can probably do it during a in a safe way.
而我認為,這是你可以在Covid期間工作和做的事情,因為你可能可以在安全的情況下做到這一點。
If it's voice over work, yeah, no, it's been beautiful to have voice acting in my life.
如果是配音工作,是的,不,在我的生活中,能有配音工作已經很美了。
I used to kind of be of two minds about because I love stand up and I consider myself a comedian first and foremost, and so I'd be like, Oh, maybe if I focus more than people would be like, he's such a brilliant stand up.
我曾經有種是兩個心態,因為我愛站起來,我認為自己首先是一個喜劇演員,所以我會想,哦,也許如果我專注於比人們會喜歡,他是這樣一個輝煌的站起來。
And then this pandemic happened.
然後就發生了這場大流行。
I was like, Oh, no, it's good.
我當時想,哦,不,這是很好的。
This is dead now So it's good to be a jack of all trades and just have a complex Web.
這下死定了 所以做個萬事通就好了,只要有一個複雜的網絡就好了。
And if if I don't think if it wasn't for trolls, it would've been very much more difficult year for me, and it's just fun.
而如果如果我不認為如果不是巨魔,這一年對我來說會是非常困難的一年,這就是樂趣。
It allows me to still be a child and just be playful and just play around.
它讓我還能像個孩子一樣,只顧著玩,只顧著玩。
I mean, I loved it when I was in final space and you, like, you were my dad and that, like, I love being all these different worlds and and playing around, So I really appreciate trolls.
我的意思是,我喜歡它,當我在最後的空間 和你一樣,你是我的爸爸,那一樣,我喜歡是所有這些不同的世界 和玩耍,所以我真的很欣賞巨魔。
You also have a very distinctive voice like you're, and I think that's a real gift, which I don't know if you liked it when you were a kid.
你的聲音也很有特色,就像你一樣,我覺得這是一種真正的天賦,我不知道你小時候是否喜歡。
No, you didn't like it.
不,你不喜歡它。
You know, people always make fun of me.
你知道,人們總是取笑我。
Or even when I worked at a bank call center and they call me Rhonda, which we talked about before you had a whole other life.
甚至當我在銀行呼叫中心工作的時候,他們叫我朗達,在你有另一種生活之前,我們就說過了。
When you're working in a bank, you did talk about that once with me.
當你在銀行工作的時候,你確實和我談過一次。
Which is you worked at a call center.
也就是你在呼叫中心工作過。
People called you Rhonda, clean into it.
人家叫你朗達,乾淨利落的進去。
You lean into it.
你靠著它。
And now it's the fact that you can do all these cool voices and you haven't Well, that's not true.
現在的事實是,你可以做所有這些很酷的聲音,你沒有... ...嗯,這不是真的。
I have one voice at different energies.
在不同的能量下,我有一個聲音。
That's your Ron sleepy or Ron excited.
那是你的羅恩困了或者羅恩興奮了。
Sometimes the voice acting.
有時候配音。
People don't know that.
人們不知道這一點。
And they go, Can you play this other character?
然後他們就說,你能不能演這個其他角色?
And I'm like, Well, he's going to sound a lot like the first one.
我想,嗯,他的聲音會很像第一個人。
You sound exactly like this now.
你現在的口氣就是這樣。
The people you grew up with.
和你一起長大的人。
Are you close with any of them?
你和他們中的任何一個人關係密切嗎?
Have you stayed in touch with any of them?
你有和他們中的任何一個保持聯繫嗎?
Are you one of those guys that just moved on?
你是那些剛搬走的人之一嗎?
No, I'm still close with some of them.
不,我和他們中的一些人關係還不錯。
I have some good friends.
我有一些好朋友。
My friend.
我的朋友
One lung.
一個肺。
He's really cool guy.
他是個很酷的傢伙。
One lung?
一個肺?
Yeah, he has one lung.
是的,他有一個肺。
That's what I figured that from his nickname.
這是我從他的綽號中猜到的。
He'll be weird if we call them day.
如果我們叫他們白天,他會很奇怪。
He actually has three lung, so we call him one.
其實他有三個肺,所以我們叫他一個肺。
You know, it's like, Yeah, it's like calling a tall guy Shorty.
你知道,這就像,是啊,這就像叫一個高個子矮子。
Yeah.
是啊。
Wow.
哇哦
Actually worked at the bank with me and that we're still friends.
其實和我一起在銀行工作,我們還是朋友。
And I've been running like a twist channel where play games and stuff.
我一直在運行像一個扭曲的管道 在那裡玩遊戲之類的東西。
And he helps me run that.
他還幫我管理這些。
So, um no.
所以,嗯,沒有。
I staying close with some of the people.
我和一些人保持密切聯繫。
I also follow some of my high school crushes on only fans now, which has been very enjoyable for me.
我現在也關注了一些高中時暗戀的只粉絲,這讓我很開心。
Only fans.
只有粉絲。
The thing where that's that's the site where women sort of you have classmates that are on only fans.
的事情,那是那是網站,女性排序你有同學,是在只粉絲。
Yeah, I was like, I did not know.
是啊,我很喜歡,我不知道。
I just had to be patient and just wait this out.
我只得耐心等待這一切。
So these are girls who had crushes on.
所以這些都是暗戀過的女孩。
And now you can take out your MasterCard and, uh, and and and talk to them and I don't talk to them.
現在你可以拿出你的萬事達卡和,呃,和,和他們說話,我不跟他們說話。
No, that'd be rude.
不,那是不禮貌的。
Have married.
已經結婚。
I just look at them naked, as opposed to just point star who doesn't like why I don't care about how they live or how they're growing.
我只是赤裸裸地看著他們,相比之下,只是點星不喜歡我為什麼不關心他們如何生活,如何成長。
Why not just help my friend and and they're naked endeavors.
為什麼不只是幫助我的朋友和他們的赤裸裸的努力。
Are you gonna go to ever go to a school reunion and say, Oh, I watch you all the time on only I mean, you've really you look good.
你要去曾經去 學校的同學聚會,並說, 哦,我看你所有的時間 只有我的意思是,你真的 你看起來不錯。
You really look good.
你看起來真的很不錯。
You're going to do that.
你要做到這一點。
I don't think my wife would like that.
我不認為我的妻子會喜歡這樣。
I probably shouldn't even have mentioned that I do this.
我可能根本不應該提到我做這個。
Look, look, you haven't been married long.
你看,你看,你還沒有結婚多久。
You got along well.
你們相處得很好。
You've been married a couple of months, right?
你已經結婚幾個月了吧?
A little over six months.
六個月多一點。
I've been married 19 years.
我已經結婚19年了。
And here's my advice to you.
這是我給你的建議。
You don't tell them everything and you never let them watch your talk show appearances.
你不會把所有的事情都告訴他們,也不會讓他們看你的脫口秀表演。
Yeah.
是啊。
My wife does not watch any of my talk show appearances because she knows I'll say something that's horrified.
我的妻子不看我的任何脫口秀節目,因為她知道我會說一些驚世駭俗的話。
I wish I had the opposite.
我希望我有相反的。
She watches all of them and then goes, Why did you say that?
她看著所有的人,然後說,你為什麼這麼說?
But I love it.
但我喜歡它。
I love that she like her.
我喜歡她喜歡她。
Only her and my mom watching like they watch everything I do.
只有她和我媽在看,就像他們在看我做的一切。
And you know, I'm like, Oh, really?
你知道,我想,哦,真的嗎?
That's what that's my love language is just, you know, praising me.
那是什麼,那是我的愛情語言只是,你知道,讚美我。
Well, uh, tell your mom I said hi.
好吧,呃,代我向你媽媽問好。
And your wife?
你的妻子呢?
I know them both, but your mom is a character.
我認識他們兩個,但你媽媽是個人物。
I love meeting your mom on tour.
我喜歡在旅遊中見到你的媽媽。
That was really fun.
這真的很有趣。
So please give her my love.
所以請把我的愛給她。
I don't know about love.
我不知道愛情。
You know she's not gonna want that if you want my love.
你知道如果你想得到我的愛,她就不會想要這樣的。
Okay, then I send my love.
好吧,那我送上我的愛。
You get older, okay?
你老了,好嗎?
Like you're she's getting older.
就像你說的她老了一樣。
She'll accept love now.
她現在會接受愛情。
All right.
好吧,我知道了
The second season of trolls Topia premieres March 18th on Hulu and Peacock and Dark Web.
3月18日,《巨魔》第二季Topia在Hulu和孔雀和暗網首播。
Is it Cicada?
是蟬嗎?
3301 Yeah, the title phone makes it sound bad, but it's pretty good.
3301是啊,題材手機讓人聽起來很不爽,但是很不錯。
I washed it.
我把它洗了。
I'm really good in it.
我在裡面真的很厲害。
See, that's all you need to know.
看,這就是你需要知道的。
And you know what?
你知道嗎?
People don't say that unless it's true, because I'm here with plenty of celebrities who I'll say.
大家不要說,除非是真的,因為我這裡有很多名人我都會說。
Oh, and you should check out so and so.
哦,你應該看看什麼什麼。
And I'll say, it could be like, you know, you know, like people are pretty honest.
我想說,這可能是喜歡,你知道,你知道,喜歡的人很誠實。
So that's great.
所以,這是偉大的。
Dark Web site K to 3301 The word on the street is that you're very good in.
暗網站K到3301坊間傳言,你很好在。
It will be available on demand this Friday, March 12th, also happens to be Ron's birthday, You know, you know, Happy Birthday.
3月12日,本週五就可以點播,也正好是羅恩的生日,你知道,生日快樂。
Okay, You know how I knew A little prompter toll.
好吧,你知道我是怎麼知道的 一個小小的提示器收費。
Ron Funches.
Ron Funches.
Best laugh in the business.
最好的笑聲在業務。
Thanks for being here.
謝謝你來這裡。