I feelthatyouknowwhatreallymademefeel a lotmoreoptimisticandjustgratefulandbelike, Oh, yeah, A lotofthesepeoplewerereallyoldandtheywerejustlike, I justwanttobeabletodieofnaturalcausesandnotjustthat I can't waittodieofnaturalcauses.
I saythatallthetime.
That's true.
I feellikethat's a luxury.
That's true.
I alwayswantedtogooutandlike, a something a littledramatic, like a bearattack, youknow, like I wantWhatifthebeareatsme, exceptfor a partofthelegandthebearislike, I'm good, I'm goodandthekidsarelike, No, no, no, no.
But, um, I justthinklikethistimeperiodis, what I'm builtforisbecauseifit's easytobeoptimisticwhenthingsaregoingwell, justlikeyouknow, whencomedyandeverythingwasflourishing, everybodywashereintownandthenas a signoftrouble.
Everybodywantstoleave.
Butlike I'm here, I havenowhereelsetogo.
I wanttodothis.
Andwhetheris, asyouknow, I wantedtobeorsomethingdifferent.
I'lldomyparttomakeitbetter.
Be a positive.
That's myjob.
Isyour I havefoundmykids.
MykidsareMydaughteris 17, myson's 15.
They'vestruggled a littlebitbecausetheydon't likezoomlearningandtheycangetdown.
How's yourson?
Howoldisyourson, Malcolm?
Mysonwillbe 18 inApril.
Okay, Sohowishedoingwithallthis?
Hedoesprettywell.
Hemakesthekidsinhisclass, calledhimKingMalcolmonthezoom, hewears a BurgerKingcrownandmakesthemHejustleansintoSoit's delusionsofgrandeur.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Ifanything, he's like I causedthis.
I nolongerwanttogotoschool.
Soyouallcometome.
I were a crown, and I justdothisonline, but, um, youknow, hedoesmisssomeofhisfriendsandthings, buthe's been a realtrooper.
I thinkit's partoftheautismthatmakeshimreallyjustfocusingonrules.
Buthe's realaware.
Hewaslike I turned 18 alreadymovies.
Hehas a list.
He's like, I wantexplicitCDs.
Thenextthingsaidadulttoys, which I'm Doesheknow?
Doesheknowit's not?
DoesheknowwhatadultToys R.
I'm tiredoftheseChildrentoys.
I wantadult.
I I trulyhopehedoesnot.
Butyouknowwhat?
It's timeforhimtolearn.
Eitherway, youdidnotknowwhatanadulttoywas.
When I turned 18, I didnot.
I'm stillnotsurethat's whatyourwife.
I wasn't sure.
I thoughtitwasaneggtimer, didn't she's like, Wheredidyoufindthatitwasinyourdrawer?
Theeggsare, I think, ready.
Oneofthethingsthat's beenkindof, I think, coolforyouisthatfor a lotofus, it's, Weneedanaudience, andwe'rekindoflockedintothisonesortofnarrowwayofdoingthings.
You?
Yes, you're a verypopularstandupcomedian, butyoualsohavebeengetting a lotofvoiceoverwork.
Andyougotthistrollsgig, whichis a bigdeal.
And I wouldthinkthatthat's somethingyoucanbeworkingonanddoingduringCovid, becauseyoucanprobablydoitduring a in a safeway.
Ifit's voiceoverwork, yeah, no, it's beenbeautifultohavevoiceactinginmylife.
I usedtokindofbeoftwomindsaboutbecause I lovestandupand I considermyself a comedianfirstandforemost, andso I'd belike, Oh, maybeif I focusmorethanpeoplewouldbelike, he's such a brilliantstandup.
Andthenthispandemichappened.
I waslike, Oh, no, it's good.
ThisisdeadnowSoit's goodtobe a jackofalltradesandjusthave a complexWeb.
Andifif I don't thinkifitwasn't fortrolls, itwould'vebeenverymuchmoredifficultyearforme, andit's justfun.
Itallowsmetostillbe a childandjustbeplayfulandjustplayaround.
I mean, I loveditwhen I wasinfinalspaceandyou, like, youweremydadandthat, like, I lovebeingallthesedifferentworldsandandplayingaround, So I reallyappreciatetrolls.
Youalsohave a verydistinctivevoicelikeyou're, and I thinkthat's a realgift, which I don't knowifyoulikeditwhenyouwere a kid.
No, youdidn't likeit.
Youknow, peoplealwaysmakefunofme.
Orevenwhen I workedat a bankcallcenterandtheycallmeRhonda, whichwetalkedaboutbeforeyouhad a wholeotherlife.
Whenyou'reworkingin a bank, youdidtalkaboutthatoncewithme.