WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

你在這裡做什麼？

WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE COMING.

我們甚至不知道你要來。

THAT'S SO GREAT.

這是如此之大。

OH!

哦！

THANK YOU.

謝謝你。

NO ONE SAID YOU WERE COMING, AND WE WANTED YOU TO STOP BY, DIDN'T

沒人說你要來，我們也希望你能停下來，不是嗎？

WE.

我們：

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> James: LOOK WHO IS HERE, IAN.

>> 詹姆斯。看看誰在這裡，伊安。

LOOK WHO-- OH.

看誰 - 哦。

>> WOW.

>> WOW。

>> James:OFF'S BEEN TESTED.

>> 詹姆斯:已經測試過了。

GREAT, OH, I'M SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE.

太好了，哦，我很高興你在這裡。

AND WE'RE HAPPY YOU ARE HERE.

我們很高興你在這裡。

NOT-- YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO ELSE IS HERE, TREVOR NOAH.

不... ... 你不會相信誰是這裡，特雷弗諾亞。

YEAH, POPPING BY LATER.

是的，稍後再來。

AND YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS, YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS POPPING BY?

你一定會喜歡這個，你知道誰會來嗎？

GROUPLOVE.

GROUPLOVE。

WITH SOME MUSIC.

與一些音樂。

IT'S GOING TO BE A GREAT NIGHT.

這將是一個偉大的夜晚。

GOING TO BE A GREAT, GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE GREAT NIGHTS,

將是一個偉大的， 將是那些偉大的夜晚之一。

TREVOR NOAH I'M EXCITED TO SEE TREVOR.

TREVOR NOAH我很高興見到TREVOR。

TREVOR IS HERE.

特雷弗在這裡。

>> TREVOR IS CLEVER.

>> TREVOR是聰明的。

>> James: TREVOR IS CLEVER, HE IS A NOAH IT ALL.

>> 詹姆斯。TREVOR是聰明的，他是一個NOAH IT ALL。

IT IS THAT TYPE OF SHOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING.

就是那種節目，我知道你在想什麼。

>> THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

>> 這一點也不好玩。

>> James: GET OVER IT.

>> 詹姆斯。得到了它。

TREVOR'S HERE.

TREVOR在這裡。

HE'S IN L.A. BECAUSE HE IS HOSTING THE GRAMMYS ON SUNDAY.

他在洛杉磯，因為他是主持 格萊美獎在週日。

YEAH, I'M EXCITED FOR THE GRAMMYS.

是的，我很興奮 格萊美獎。

I THINK IT IS GOING TO BE ELECTRIC.

我想它會是電子的。

FAN YOU ARE SOME WHAT MUSICALLY INCLINED, WILL YOU BE WATCHING

範你是一些什麼音樂包含，你會不會看

THE GRAMMYS?

格萊美獎？

>> HOW DO YOU WATCH IT?

>> 如何觀看？

>> ISN'T IT ON CBS.

>> 是不是在CBS。

>> James: HOW DO YOU THINK YOU WATCH IT.

>> 詹姆斯。你覺得你怎麼看。

>> LIKE A SMALL SELECTED CLIP ON TWITTER?

>> 喜歡TWITTER上的小片段嗎？

>> James: YES, THAT IS ONE WAY TO WATCH THE SHOW.

>> 詹姆斯。是的，那是一種看錶演的方式。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> James: BUT IT'S ALSO GOING TO BE ON CBS, 5 P.M.

>> 詹姆斯。但它也將是在CBS，下午5點。

>> IT'S GOING TO BE LIVE.

>> 這將是活的。

>> James: LIVE, LIVE.

>> 詹姆斯。活著，活著。

>> OKAY AND THAT IS CBS'S STREAMING SERVICE AS WELL.

>> 好吧，這是哥倫比亞廣播公司的串流服務以及。

>> James: ALSO I IMAGINE ON PARAMOUNT PLUS, WILL IT, ROB?

>> 詹姆斯。我也想在PARAMOUNT PLUS上，會嗎，ROB？

>> I THINK SO, SHOULD BE.

>> 我想是的，應該是的。

>> James: PM PLUS, YOU KNOW, YEAH.

>> 詹姆斯。PM PLUS, you know, YEAH.

>> James: PMP.

>> James:PMP.

P, P, I WATCH IT ON PP.

P，P，我在PP上看的。

>> SAW IT ON PP, YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING.

>> 在PP上看到了，你知道我在說什麼。

>> James: YOU WATCH THE GRAMMYS, I SAW IT ON PP.

>> 詹姆斯。你看格萊美獎，我看到它的PP。

PARAMOUNT PLUS.

PARAMOUNT PLUS。

[BLEEP] (LAUGHTER)

[BLEEP] （笑）。

I AM EXCITED.

我很興奮。

DO YOU KNOW WHO HE IS ON, IAN, DO YOU KNOW WHO IS ON, DO YOU

你知道他是誰的，伊安，你知道誰是，你

KNOW THE LINE-UP, ON THE GRAMMYS.

知道的陣容，在格萊美獎：

>> I KNOW HARRY STYLES IS ON THERE.

>> 我知道哈瑞・斯蒂爾斯在那裡。

>> James: HARRY STYLES, I WILL TELL YOU SOMETHING, I HAVE SEEN

>> 詹姆斯：哈里-斯泰爾茲，我會告訴你一些事情，我已經看到了。

A PHOTO OF WHAT HARRY IS WEARING.

哈里穿的衣服的照片。

ALL I'M GOING TO SAY IS GET READY.

我要說的是做好準備。

>> Reggie: U OH.

>> U OH。

>> James: I WILL TELL YOU IN THE BREAK, I DON'T WANT TO TELL

>> 詹姆斯。我將在休息時告訴你，我不想說。

YOU NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF HE WANTS THE REVEAL, IT IS NOT A

你現在，我不知道他是否想要揭祕，這不是一個。

BIG REVEAL,.

大揭祕，。

>> Reggie: I HAVE A PREDICTION, BLOWS, PEARL

>> 我有一個預測，吹奏，珍珠

NECKLACE.

項鍊：

>> FUN SAILOR OUTFIT.

>> 有趣的帆船裝備。

>> BIG OLD LOLLIPOP RPS YEAH.

>> BIG OLD LOLLIPOP RPS YEAH.

>> James: ONE OF THOSE IS RIGHT.

>> 詹姆斯。其中之一是正確的。

YEAH.

是的。

>> Reggie: WOW.

>> 雷吉：WOW。

>> James: HARRY IS ON, BILLIE EILISH, CARDI B.

>> 詹姆斯：HARRY IS ON, BILLIE EILISH, CARDI B.

>> TAY, TAY, MEGAN THE STALLION, DUA LIPA.

>> 泰，泰，梅根的STALLION，杜阿利帕。

LIL' BABY S LITTLE BABY-- LIL' BABY.

LIL'BABY S LITTLE BABY -- LIL'BABY。

>> KENNY LOGINS.

>> KENNY登錄。

>> CULTURE CLUB.

>> 文化俱樂部。

>> James: CULTURE CLUB ARE DOING A THING WITH MEATLOAF.

>> 詹姆斯：文化俱樂部正在做一件事 與肉餅。

>> Reggie: CAN'T WAIT.

>> 雷吉：等不及了。

>> James: CULTURE CLUB AND MEATLOAF.

>> 詹姆斯。文化俱樂部和肉餅。

WHO ELSE IS ON,IOIO YO-YO MA, YO-YO MA AND.

誰是在，IOIO YO-YO MA，YO-YO MA和。

>> THAT MAKES SENSE, YO-YO MA WAS THE DRAKE OF YO-YO MA ERA.

>>這是有道理的，馬友友是馬友友時代的DRAKE。

>> James: HE WAS, A MASSIVE LINE-UP.

>> 詹姆斯。他是，一個龐大的陣容。

BTS.

BTS：

>> OH YEAH, YES,.

>> 哦，是的，。

>> James: BTS ROLLING IN.

>> 詹姆斯。BTS ROLLING IN.

>> Reggie: THEY'RE GREAT.

>> 他們是偉大的。

>> James: BRINGING SOME DYNAMITE TO THE SHOW, I HOPE.

>> 詹姆斯。我希望能把一些Dynamite帶到節目中來。

>> WILSON PHILIPS.

>> WILSON PHILIPS.

>> James: WILSON PHILIPS, WILSON PHILIPS AND WILSON

>> 詹姆斯。WILSON PHILIPS，WILSON PHILIPS和WILSON。

PHILIPS AND THE BANGLES.

菲利普斯和BANGLES。

>> OH.

>> OH.

>> James: THEY ARE DOING HE INTERNAL FLAME, MANIC MONDAY

>> 詹姆斯：他們正在做他的內部火焰，狂躁的星期一。

MASHUP.

MASHUP。

>> BATTLE OF THE BANDS KIND OF THING.

>> BATTLE OF THE BANDS KINDING OF THING。

>> James: HE DOES TWO MINUTES, THEY DO TWO MINUTES.

>> 詹姆斯。他做兩分鐘，他們做兩分鐘。

>> SLIP KNOT ARE PLAYING.

>> SLIP KNOT ARE PLAYING.

>> James: SLIP KNOT DOING A SONG WITH SELENA GOMEZ.

>> 詹姆斯與SELENA GOMEZ合作的歌曲。

>> THAT MAKES SENSE, BECAUSE GOMEZ SAID I'M SLIP KNOT FAN.

>> 這就說得通了 因為戈麥斯說我是滑繩迷。

>> James: SLIP KNOT.

>> 詹姆斯。繩結。

>> IT IS CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF BUT YOU REALLY WISH THEY

>> 它是不能保持我的手給自己，但你真的希望他們

WOULD.

會。

>> James: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

>> 詹姆斯。YEAH，YEAH，YEAH。

CAN I ALSO SAY AND I AM ABOUT TO MAKE A REQUEST, ROB, AT THIS

我也可以說，我正要提出一個請求，羅伯，在此。

STAGE OF THE SHOW, MY NEPHEW JOE TURNED 18 TODAY.

舞臺上的表演，我的侄子喬今天18歲了。

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOEL.

喬爾生日快樂。

18.

18.

18.

18.

I CAN'T GET MY HEAD AROUND IT.

我不能讓我的頭在它。

>> I DON'T THINK THAT IS STAYING IN.

>> 我不認為這是停留在。

[BLEEP] >> James: IT'S STAYING IN.

[BLEEP] >> 詹姆斯。它停留在。

>> 18, THAT'S AMAZING.

>> 18，這是一個驚人的。

>> Reggie: HE CAN DRINK.

>> 他能喝酒。

>> James: HE CAN HAVE HIS FIRST TASTE OF ALCOHOL.

>> 詹姆斯。他可以有他的第一個酒精的味道。

I SAID TO HIM ON FACETIME, I SAID, YEAH, HAVE YOU HAD YOUR

我對他說，我說，是啊，你有你的

FIRST TASTE OF ALCOHOL.

第一次嚐到酒精的味道。

AND HE WENT I HAVE HAD ONE BEER, I'M WASTED.

他說我只喝了一瓶啤酒，我已經浪費了。

YEAH, 18.

YEAH，18。

>> Reggie: THAT'S AMAZING.

>> 太神奇了。

>> James: WELL, THE HOUSE PASSED THE SENATE VERSION OF THE

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，眾議院通過了參議院的版本。

CORONAVIRUS STIMULUS BILL TODAY.

今天的冠狀病毒刺激法案。

GENUINELY BIG NEWS, WHICH MEANS THAT PEOPLE COULD RECEIVE THEIR

真正的大新聞，這意味著人們可以得到他們的。

$1400 STIMULUS CHECKS BY THE END OF THE MONTH.

本月底前，1400美元的補貼支票。

WHAT ABOUT THAT?

那是什麼？

YEAH.

是的。

HUGE NEWS.

巨大的新聞。

WITH 1400 DOLLARS A YEAR INTO THE PANDEMIC YOU CAN FINALLY PAY

用每年1400美元投入到PANDEMIC中，你終於可以支付了。

MAY 2020'S RENT.

2020年5月的租金。

THE MONEY WILL BE GOING OUT SOON.

錢很快就會用完的。

AND REALLY WHAT'S MORE REASSURING THAN THE PHRASE DON'T

還有什麼比這句話更讓人放心的呢？

WORRY, THE CHECK'S IN THE MAIL.

擔心，支票已經寄來了。

STIMULUS BILL, I LIKE THE WORLD, SOUNDS LIKE THE LAMEST COW BUOY

STIMULUS BILL, I LIKE THE WORLD, SOUNDS LIKE THE LAMEST COW BUOY.

OF ALL TIMESK I'M STIMULUS BILL COMING TO HUNT YOU DOWN.

所有的時間，我是刺激性法案來追捕你。

WHAT IS STIMULUS BILL KNOWN FOR, KNOWN FOR THROUGHOUT THE WEST.

什麼是刺激性法案，知名的整個西部地區。

>> SLOWEST GUN IN THE WEST.

>> 西部最慢的槍。

>> THAT'S RIGHT, STIMULUS BILL.

>> 對了，刺激法案。

STIMULUS BILL, ALL PRACTICALLY JUMP START YOUR ECONOMY THROUGH

刺激性法案，所有實際操作都會讓你的經濟跳躍式發展。

A NUMBER OF SUPPLY SIDE ECONOMIC MEASURES.

一些供應方經濟措施；

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)：

>> James: THAT'S NOT ONLY BIG NEWS.

>> 詹姆斯。這不僅是大新聞。

FROM CAPITOL HILLED TODAY OVER IN THE SENATE MERRICK GARLAND

今天從國會山莊發來的消息 在參議院的梅里克-加蘭德身上。

WAS OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED AS ATTORNEY GENERAL.

被正式確認為總檢察長。

YOU MAY REMEMBER GARLAND FROM WHEN PRESIDENT OBAMA NOMINATED

你可能還記得奧巴馬總統提名時的加蘭。

HIM TO THE SUPREME COURT BACK IF 2016 BUT THE REPUBLICAN SENATE

他到最高法院回，如果2016年，但共和黨參議院。

WOULDN'T EVEN BRING IT TO A VOTE.

甚至不會把它帶到投票。

I LOVE IT.

我愛它。

I LOVE IT WHEN A CHARACTER FROM SEASON ONE POPS BACK UP IN

我喜歡第一季的人物出現在這裡的時候

SEASON FIVE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, A LITTLE TREAT FOR THE

第五季，你知道我在說什麼嗎？

I THINK MERRICK GARLAND WILL BE A GOOD ATTORNEY GENERAL, I DO,

我覺得梅里克-加蘭德會是個好律師，我是這麼認為的。

DO YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW?

你知道我怎麼知道的嗎？

BECAUSE A, HE'S AN ATTORNEY, AND AS A MAN, HE IS KIND OF GENERAL.

因為他是個律師，作為一個男人，他是個普通人。

ALSO TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN ANNOUNCED PLANS TO SECURE 100

今天，比登總統還宣佈了確保100個國家安全的計劃。

MILLION ADDITIONAL DOSES OF THE JOHNSON & JOHNSON VACCINE.

百萬次額外劑量的約翰遜和約翰遜疫苗。

YEAH.

是的。

A HUNDRED MILLION MORE JOHNSON & JOHNSON VACCINE DOSES OR AS IT

多出一億個約翰遜和約翰遜的疫苗劑量，或者說，它是一個很好的例子。

IS BETTER KNOWN, JOHNSON AND JOHNSON AND JOHNSON, AND JOHNON,

是比較有名的，約翰遜和約翰遜和約翰遜，和約翰遜。

AND JOHNSON & JOHNSON.

和約翰遜和約翰遜。

JOHNSON & JOHNSON, AND JOHNSON & JOHNSON, JOHNSON & JOHNSON, AND

JOHNSON & JOHNSON, AND JOHNSON & JOHNSON, AND

JOHNSON & JOHNSON, AND JOHNSON & JOHNSON, JOHNSON & JOHNSON, AND

JOHNSON & JOHNSON, AND JOHNSON & JOHNSON, AND

JOHNSON & JOHNSON, JOHNSON & JOHNSON, JOHNSON & JOHNSON,

JOHNSON & JOHNSON，JOHNSON & JOHNSON，JOHNSON & JOHNSON。

JOHNSON & JOHNSON, JOHNSON & JOHNSON, JOHNSON & JOHNSON,

JOHNSON & JOHNSON，JOHNSON & JOHNSON，JOHNSON & JOHNSON。

JOHNSON & JOHNSON, JOHNSON & JOHNSON.

JOHNSON & JOHNSON, JOHNSON & JOHNSON.

♪ JOHNSON & JOHNSON.

JOHNSON & JOHNSON。

♪ JOHNSON & JOHNSON.

JOHNSON & JOHNSON。

♪ JOHNSON & JOHNSON.

JOHNSON & JOHNSON。

♪ JOHNSON JOHNSON.

JOHNSON JOHNSON。

♪ JOHNSON.

#約翰遜：

♪ THAT SHOULD BE THE SHOW, RIGHT, ROB?

那應該是節目，對吧，羅伯？

(LAUGHTER) IN OTHER VACCINE NEWS ALASKA HAS

(笑)在其他的疫苗新聞中，阿拉斯加已經有了。

BECOME THE FIRST STATE TO MAKE COVID VACCINES AVAILABLE TO

成為第一個提供 COVID 疫苗的州。

EVERYONE OVER THE AGE OF 16.

16歲以上的所有人：

YES, SO THAT'S ALL FOR US.

是的，所以這就是我們的全部。

WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT LIVE IN ANCHORAGE.

我們明晚在安州見。

EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE STATE OF ALASKA CAN GET VACCINATED NOW.

阿拉斯加全境的人現在都可以接種疫苗了。

SO WE WOULD LIKE TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS TO BOTH OF YOU.

所以，我們想對你們兩個人說聲恭喜。

ALTHOUGH I WILL SAY YOU REALLY HAVE TO READ THE FINE PRINT

雖然我會說你必須閱讀精美的印刷品。

BECAUSE IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 FIRST YOU HAVE TO PROVE YOURSELF

因為如果你未滿18歲，首先你要證明自己的能力

BY WRESTLING A CHINOOK SALMON OUT OF THE MOUTH OF A GRIZZLY

從蜥蜴的嘴裡掙脫出一條CHINOOK SALMON（中華鱘）。

BEAR.

熊：

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SALMON.

你喜歡你的三文魚嗎？

>> ME?

>> ME?

ANYWAY CAN I GET T REALLY, I DO, I LIKE A SALMON.

無論如何，我可以得到T REALLY，我做的，我喜歡一個鮭魚。

JUST A TINIEST BIT OF BUTTER AND SOME LEMON.

只是一點點的黃油和一些檸檬。

LET THE SAMON DO THE WORK.

讓薩蒙去做工作吧。

>> James: LET THE SAMON DO THE WORK, ARE YOU RIGHT.

>> James:讓山門來做這件事，你說對不對。

>> LET THE SALMON DO THE WORK.

>> 讓鮭魚來做工作。

LET THE SALMON DO THE WORK.

讓鮭魚做工作。

LET THE SALMON DO THE WORK.

讓鮭魚做工作。

LET THE SALMON DO THE WORK.

讓鮭魚做工作。

♪ LET THE SALMON DO THE WORK.

? 讓鮭魚做的工作。

♪ LET THE SAMON.

讓薩蒙。

♪ JOHNSON & JOHNSON.

JOHNSON & JOHNSON。

♪ DO THE SAMON.

做薩蒙。

♪.

♪.

>> AND DID EVERYONE SEE THIS?

>> 大家都看到了嗎？

>> IS THIS A TV SHOW?

>> 這是一個電視節目嗎？

WITH ITS.

與我的。

>> IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SHORT MONOLOGUE TONIGHT.

>> 今晚應該是一個簡短的獨白。

>> James: IS IT?

>> 詹姆斯。是嗎？

SUPPOSED TO BE A SHORT ONE.

應該是一個短的。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> WE ARE A LITTLE TIGHT.

>> 我們有點緊張。

>> James: WHY.

>> 詹姆斯。為什麼。

>> WE HAVE A LONG INTERVIEW WITH TREVOR NOAH.

>> 我們對特雷弗・諾亞進行了長時間的採訪。

>> James: THAT'S ALL RIGHT, HE'LL BE FINE WITH T WHEN HE

>> 詹姆斯。這沒關係，他會沒事的T時，他

COMES DOWN, A FEW LESS QUESTIONS.

下來，少了一些問題。

>> OKAYS I WILL CHECK IN WITH HIM BACKSTAGE.

>> 好的，我會在後臺跟他彙報的。

>> James: WE WILL BE FINE AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T DO A BIG

>> 詹姆斯。我們會沒事的，只要他不做一個大的。

ELABORATE ENT RANCE.

ELABORATE ENT RANCE。

-- ENTRANCE.

-- 入口：

>> NICE.

>> NICE。

>> James: AN IMPORTANT SAFETY NOTICE, THE CAR COMPANY KIA IS

>> James:重要的安全聲明，起亞汽車公司是：

RECALLING 380,000 VEHICLES AND INSTRUCTING OWNERS TO NOT PARK

召回38萬輛汽車，並勸告車主不要停車

THEM IN A GARAGE BECAUSE THEY CAN BURST INTO FLAMES.

把它們放在車庫裡，因為它們會燃燒起來。

OTHER THAN THAT, THEY'RE COMPLETELY SAFE.

除此之外，他們是完全安全的。

PEOPLE ACTUALLY PUT THEIR CARS IN THE GARAGE.

人們真的把車放在車庫裡。

I THOUGHT GARAGES WERE FOR HOSTING LATE NIGHT TALK SHOWS

我以為車庫是用來主持深夜談話節目的

DURING CORONAVIRUS.

在冠狀病毒期間：

AND FINALLY WE WANT TO SHOW YOU THIS, A PYTHON JUST SOLD FOR

最後我們要給大家看的是，一隻剛賣出的蟒蛇，它的名字叫 "龍"。

$6,000 BUT IT'S NOT ANY ORDINARY PYTHON.

六千塊錢，但它不是普通的蟒蛇。

IT HAS THREE SMILEY FACE EMOJIS ON ITS BODY.

它的身體上有三個笑臉表情符號。

HERE YOU SEE, THIS IS REAL.

在這裡，你看，這是真實的。

LOOK AT THAT.

看看這個。

YEAH, AT LEAST YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO LOOK AT WHILE IT

是啊，至少你有東西看的時候，它的

STRANGE ELS YOU.

陌生的ELS你。

YEAH, BUT THIS BIZARRE PYTHON WITH THREE SMILEY FACES SOLD FOR

是的，但是這個有三個笑臉的怪異的蟒蛇賣了。

6,000 DOLLARS.

6,000美元。

BUT IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, THIS PYTHON IS STILL UP FOR GRABS.

但是，如果你有興趣，這個PYTHON仍然是待價而沽。

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH TREVOR NOAH EVERYBODY.

我們會和特雷弗-諾亞一起回來的 各位