Recently, nine great apes were vaccinated against covid at the San Diego Zoo.

Yeah, now these covid vaccinated animals got a lot of attention, and that's led to this new message from the California Department of Public Health.

Take a look.

Many Californians have complained about difficulty and delays in obtaining a covid vaccine appointment.

Nowhere has this frustration been more apparent than with our vaccinate All California Animals program.

While many people applauded the gorillas that were recently vaccinated for covid at the San Diego Zoo, not all animals can navigate California's complex online vaccine appointment websites like the Great Apes.

So creatures like dogs, cats, birds and garden snails are being left out in the cold without a shot.

It's also been revealed that several of the guerrillas cut in line at the Flamingo Oasis vaccination site, while two other primates received shots after donating their feces to Florida Governor Romney Santos's campaign fund.

Rest assured, the California Department of Public Health is working hard to eliminate these inequities so that all animals can receive protection from Covid.

And we can move on to vaccinate trees, shrubs and abandoned car tires until finally, we can move on to people aged 16 to 64 without underlying medical conditions.

Until then, continue to mask up and blah, blah, blah.

Brought to you by the California Department of Public Health, where, as confused as you are, that's good.

That's unbelievable.

I have not had my shot yet, but I'm waiting for a snail to get vaccinated.

Is that right?

Well, it's essential personnel first.

Yeah, well, I like snails.

Snails, get the job done.

Oh, wait.

Here comes your covid vaccine.

Mhm.

Listen to that.

The walls in this theater are paper thin.

You can hear everything.

And that was just That was real.

That's real.

That's what these shows are all about, man.

Whoa.

You just heard a siren go bombing down La Cienega Boulevard.

You know who knows what's happening?

Uh huh.

You can't buy that kind of excitement.

And you wouldn't want to.

Yep.