Do Conan O'Brien needs a friend?

柯南-奧布萊恩需要朋友嗎？

I am your host, Conan O'Brien.

我是你們的主持人，柯南-奧布萊恩。

Although you can call me just Conan, you know, I'm getting very self conscious about the intros because I've been listening.

雖然你可以說我只是柯南，但你知道，我對開場白很自覺，因為我一直在聽。

I never listened to a lot of other podcasts, and now I'm listening to other podcasts and they're a little more formal.

我從來沒有聽過很多其他的播客，現在我聽其他的播客，他們更正規一些。

When they opened the show and I realized that I'm not.

當他們開場時，我才發現，我不是。

And I think that's why I just started so formally, which is not my way.

我想這也是我剛剛開始這麼正式的原因，這不是我的方式。

Usually I don't think about it at all, and that's a better way to go.

平時我根本就不去想，這是一個比較好的辦法。

I've noticed the first line you do.

我注意到你的第一行。

You go formal right out of the gate and then immediately lose it.

你一開始就走正規，然後馬上就失去了它。

The next line you speak, I was going to say I agree.

你講的下一句話，我本來想說我同意。

I think you start off very like Hello, This is Conan O'Brien needs a friend, Conan O'Brien.

我覺得你的開頭很像 "你好，我是柯南-奧布萊恩，需要一個朋友，柯南-奧布萊恩"。

It's like you have a voice that you do, and then you quickly snap out of it.

就像你有一個聲音，你做，然後你很快就崩潰了。

Yes, yes, because I I get this idea in my head.

是的，是的，因為我... ...我腦子裡有這個想法。

I When I hear other people do podcasts, they start with this kind of authority, and I don't I feel like I shouldn't I don't have that.

我當我聽到別人做播客的時候，他們一開始就有這樣的權威，而我沒有，我覺得我不應該我沒有這樣的權威。

I don't know.

我不知道。

Does that Does that make sense?

這樣做有意義嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

You go from, like seventies radio DJ debasement podcaster.

你從，像七十年代的電臺DJ貶低播客。

Well, because I I forget that I'm what it is we're doing at the beginning.

嗯，因為我... ...我忘了，我是什麼，它是我們在做的開始。

Matt, when you say okay, Conan, get us started.

馬特，當你說好的時候，柯南，讓我們開始吧。

You can go now.

你可以走了

321 It's very natural.

321很自然。

That's that's not a natural place to start from.

那是那不是一個自然的地方開始。

So I go Hello, and welcome to Conan O'Brien.

所以我走了你好，歡迎來到柯南-奧布萊恩。

And I'm like, Welcome to PBS News Hour.

我想，歡迎來到PBS新聞時間。

We'll be talking about the ancient Incas.

我們要談的是古印加人。

Did they really have their own calendar?

他們真的有自己的日曆嗎？

You know, and that we're not That's not us.

你知道，我們不是，這不是我們。

No, I know it's not us.

不，我知道不是我們。

But when we start and I'm on my own for about I would say it only lasts about eight seconds, but that's what I do.

但是，當我們開始，我在我自己的約... ...我會說，它只持續約8秒，但這是我做什麼。

Then I realize I'm just with you knuckleheads and what are we doing?

然後我意識到，我只是和你們這些笨蛋在一起，我們在做什麼？

And I really I remember my own absurdity as a human being, and then the next thing you know, we're just talking like this, and I'm saying Takeru and whatever whatever else but I realized just now I don't know why, but this is the first time I realized that I do get into my head when I do an introduction?

而我真的我想起了自己作為一個人的荒唐，然後接下來我們就這樣聊著，我說著小武什麼的什麼的，但是我發現剛才不知道為什麼，這是我第一次意識到，我做介紹的時候，我確實是進入了我的腦海？

Sometimes.

有時會這樣

Yeah.

是啊。

You do it so formally that it makes me feel like Wait, Are we more important than I know?

你做得太正式了，讓我覺得我們比我知道的更重要嗎？

I know.

我知道，我知道

Trust me.

相信我吧

We're not.

我們沒有

It goes away.

它消失了。

I just You know, I laugh every time.

我只是... ...你知道，我每次都笑。

Every time you have a serious voice, it makes me laugh.

每次你一本正經的聲音，都會讓我笑出聲來。

Do you notice that, son and I share a look on the zoom every time checking in with each other going?

你注意到了嗎，我和兒子每次在變焦上分享一個眼神，互相檢查去了？

He's doing it again.

他又來了

Hello and welcome.

你好，歡迎。

Hello.

你好啊

But so what?

但那又怎樣？

You just be more like, Hey, they're going to Brian that kind of thing.

你只是更喜歡，嘿，他們要布萊恩那種東西。

Well, that's That's a little too dismissive as you just be, you see?

你這樣做有點太輕視自己了，你明白嗎？

No, it it's it's this is man.

不，它是它是這是人。

This, uh, you can't get in your you can't get in your head, you know, you just can't get in your head.

這，呃，你不能在你的... ...你不能在你的頭上， 你知道，你只是不能在你的頭上。

And now what I've heard is that's too formal, and that's to informal.

而現在我聽到的是，那太正式了，那太不正式了。

Okay, Now I'm in my head even further than I was when we started, you know?

好吧，現在我在我的腦海中甚至比我們開始時更進一步，你知道嗎？

So nothing I do.

所以我什麼都不做。

Let's try a couple of really right now.

我們現在就來試試幾個真的吧。

A couple of just give me a couple just point to me and say, Go or action and I'll give you Let's do like three or four in a row and see if we can find it.

一對夫婦只是給我一對夫婦只是指著我說，去或行動，我會給你讓我們做喜歡的三或四個連續，看看我們是否能找到它。

Sounds good.

聽起來不錯

321 go!

321，走！

It's Conan O'Brien needs a friend.

這是柯南-奧布萊恩需要一個朋友。

I'm another one.

我是另一個人。

Quickly, quickly.

快，快。

321 Go!

321，走！

Have we got a show for you?

我們有節目給你看嗎？

Quickly again?

又快了？

91 go.

91去。

Hi, It's Conan.

嗨，我是柯南

You know me the same guy you've been chilling with since 1993.

你知道我是1993年以來和你一起玩的那個人。

That's pretty good.

這是很好的。

That was pretty good.

這是相當不錯的。

I haven't changed.

我沒變

Uh, still the guy you didn't like then and you grew slowly to like last year.

呃，還是那個你當時不喜歡的人，去年你慢慢喜歡上了。

How about that?

怎麼樣？

That's not bad, but I think you should just open with a cock Karoo.

這是不錯的，但我認為你應該只是打開一個公雞卡魯。

Welcome to Conan O'Brien.

歡迎來到柯南・奧布萊恩

There you go.

這就對了

To Conan O'Brien.

致柯南-奧布萊恩

Yeah.

是啊。

I mean, that's the other thing, too, Is when we should have a morning zoo energy where you and Sonja are making a lot of noise.

我的意思是，這是另一件事，太， 是當我們應該有一個早上動物園的能量 你和索尼婭是做了很多噪音。

And you have I'm like, All right, you guys, knuckleheads quiet down.

而你有我喜歡，好吧，你們這些傢伙，笨蛋安靜下來。

We got a lot of traffic on the 101 freeway.

我們在101高速公路上有很多車。

And today we're talking to with sex therapist.

而今天我們要和性治療師談談。

I'm looking through the glass right now.

我現在正透過玻璃看。

She's brought nine dildos.

她帶了九個假陽具。

Whoa, I think we're getting a call right now.

哇，我想我們得到一個電話，現在。

It's It's bees, man.

這是... ...這是蜜蜂，男人。

Bees Man's out and he's bothering women on Ventura Boulevard.

蜜蜂人出來了，他在文圖拉大道上騷擾女人。

What's up, bees, man?

怎麼了，蜜蜂，夥計？

Just balls with some ladies.

只是與一些女士的球。

Yeah, peace, man.

是啊，和平，男人。

Go, man, go.

走，夥計，走。

Let's get the sex therapist in here.

讓我們把性治療師叫進來吧。

That's the show.

這就是節目。

We need to be good.

我們要做好。