Now, normally, as you know, I walk out and, uh, you know, sort of acknowledge the scattered applause of pretty much just Andy Richter and the crowd give a little bow and then sit behind my desk.

現在，通常情況下，你知道，我走出去，呃，你知道，有點承認零星的掌聲幾乎只有安迪-裡希特和人群給一個小鞠躬，然後坐在我的辦公桌後面。

But on nights when our guest is here in person, we sit, We start the show by sitting, and it occurs to me it's got kind of a classy PBS look, doesn't it?

但是當我們的嘉賓親自來的時候，我們會坐下來，我們以坐下來開始節目，我覺得這有點像優雅的PBS的樣子，不是嗎？

You just come up on me?

你剛才來找我？

No fanfare, no craziness.

沒有大張旗鼓，沒有瘋狂。

I'm just sitting here, and it all feels very educational and area diet.

我就坐在這裡，都覺得很有教育意義，面積飲食。

What do you think, Andy?

你覺得呢，安迪？

Yeah, You're like the trashy Charlie Rose.

是啊，你就像垃圾的查理-羅斯。

You had to bring him up.

你必須把他帶上來。

Sorry.

對不起，我不知道

I think Charlie Rose is the trashy Charlie Rose.

我覺得查理-羅斯就是那個下流的查理-羅斯。

All right?

好嗎？

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

Even know who Charlie Rose's anymore?

知道誰是查理-羅斯的了嗎？

Well, I'm just saying that this looks like I'm here to discuss, uh, public events.

好吧，我只是說，這看起來像 我在這裡討論，呃，公共事件。

Public events.

公共活動：

Yeah.

是啊。

This looks like I'm here to talk to, you know, a local controller about budget overruns and flood control.

看來我是來和當地的一位控制員談預算超支和防洪問題的。

What's that?

那是什麼？

Flood control.

防洪。

Flood control, like our topic today is flood control.

防汛，就像我們今天的主題是防汛。

It doesn't have the energy or the feel of a dynamic comedy show.

它沒有活力，也沒有動態喜劇節目的感覺。

Maybe it should, but I kind of like this.

也許是應該的，但我有點喜歡這個。

You should really, really hit Anthony Anderson with some flood control questions.

你真的應該用一些防洪問題來打擊安東尼-安德森。

I will.

我會的

I will.

我會的

I don't think Anthony Anderson knows what he's in for.

我想安東尼-安德森不知道他的處境。

By the way, he is our guest today.

對了，他是我們今天的嘉賓。

I love him.

我愛他

And maybe this setup will lead to a more distinguished conversation.

而這樣的設置也許會帶來更有特色的對話。

Because some people have accused What was that noise?

因為有人指責那是什麼聲音？

What was that?

那是什麼？

I heard a noise back there.

我聽到後面有聲音

What was it?

什麼事？

Was that someone's phone?

那是別人的手機嗎？

Was it my phone?

是我的手機嗎？

Yeah, I think it was my phone.

是的，我想這是我的手機。

Oh, boy.

哦，天啊

I swear to God it was my phone.

我向上帝發誓，這是我的手機。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

And this is the thing you can say about Conan O'Brien.

這就是你對柯南-奧布萊恩的評價。

If he's wrong, he'll always refer to himself in the third person, and he won't apologize.

如果他錯了，他總會用第三人稱稱呼自己，他不會道歉。

That was my phone.

那是我的手機。

Yeah, he's America's most lovable dick.

是啊，他是美國最可愛的傢伙。

America's most lovable dick.

美國最可愛的傢伙。