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  • Isn't it amazing?

  • All the things that you learn when you're stuck in an infinite time loop.

  • Thank you.

  • Give me all your money.

  • Thank you.

  • Thank you.

  • Quick question might sound strange, but are you experiencing some sort of temporal anomaly?

  • Who are you?

  • It's me, Billy.

  • From school.

  • I went myself in the quad Sophomore year bladder.

  • Billy.

  • Oh, my God.

  • How are you?

  • It's been so long.

  • Look, are you experiencing a time loop or not?

  • I am having some chronological re occurrences.

  • I wasn't actually expecting you to say yes.

  • Yeah, I wake up, Get ready, kid.

  • That money going in there.

  • But when I start to put my makeup on time jumps and I'm back on my bed again.

  • The same thing happens to me.

  • Except for the whole makeup thing.

  • You know, I'm not.

  • Didn't ask if you work.

  • Uh huh.

  • Okay.

  • You know what?

  • You're killing my life.

  • I'm fine.

  • That's just what time does Rips you apart, sell myself piece by piece, Adam.

  • By Adam.

  • And you could feel every little bit of it.

  • But once it celebrates over and you kind of get used to it, Okay, You're back here again.

  • woke up not too long ago.

  • This is actually where I slept.

  • I think I'm gonna try and do my makeup again and hope and pray that time doesn't look first.

  • I'm going to open today has been seized.

  • Maybe it's because I'm trying too hard.

  • I'm not like you.

  • I don't want to seize the day.

  • I just don't want the data.

  • Sees me.

  • I won't try it all.

  • The first thing I'm gonna do is I'm gonna flip my hair back.

  • That is totally growing out of my scalp.

  • Not trying at all.

  • I'm just gonna Yeah, Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • I just used the primary totally.

  • Wasn't trying just going through the motions.

  • I've been stuck in this time loop for, like, I don't know.

  • I'm losing track of time Is time real?

  • What is time?

  • Get this kid.

  • Time is an illusion.

  • I've been stuck on the same day for at least 100 days.

  • It's kind of incredible.

  • I'm only 16 kind of crazy that I'm stuck at this really awful age.

  • I don't know what you're doing when you were 16, but I'm not having a good time.

  • What are you doing now?

  • Right now?

  • I'm doing my face.

  • How did you get in my apartment?

  • That's fine.

  • Already started if I keep going back, and if you get stressed, time is just gonna Oh, mhm.

  • Mhm.

  • Mm.

  • Just more concealer.

  • Dark areas.

  • Not that anything's wrong being dark.

  • Which is particularly around this area because of scarring and a show here and stuff like that.

  • Embrace your beauty, embrace your chocolate skin.

  • It's time to set.

  • No thanks to you, I finally got through it.

  • First step done using what I just did as evidence.

  • It seems to appear that the messier I apply this makeup, the time continuum seems to keep going.

  • Let's keep that same energy.

  • This is called a cushion.

  • Yeah, well, I don't put anything on my forehead cause I've got thanks.

  • I don't know any other teams who use foundation except for me.

  • Now concealer.

  • Okay, but what are you concealing all of my insecurities?

  • This the first time.

  • Like blended like this.

  • More powder.

  • So this powder is more.

  • How do you say Okay, so it's specifically for highlights.

  • Oh, that's pretty.

  • Thank you.

  • The warmer, darker powder.

  • Just taking a little and setting the rest of my face because we did use.

  • Found me a shot, Sweetie, That's flesh.

  • It's gonna be read.

  • Bring back my useful 16 year old skin and the warps in there by bronzing and mixing it with blush.

  • Is it actually doing anything for me?

  • Hmm, Debatable.

  • But I feel like it's doing something, and that's really all that matters.

  • Just spray some water all over my face because my face feels dry.

  • After all that powder, it's crazy.

  • We've already got the base done.

  • I think that we've caught on to something, girls, that's gonna be a little hard to do my brows haphazardly.

  • But whatever.

  • I really don't know how to do them anyway, so I'm just gonna just keep it simple.

  • You're back in first grade and just draw a line.

  • Wow, that looks like something moving on to my eyeliner.

  • I'm creating brow hairs right here.

  • If that wasn't already clear, grounds are really important because I've got bangs in an attempt to try and clean up the brow area.

  • It doesn't need to be perfect, but at least it can look human.

  • Just sharpen that up just like the tiniest bit.

  • Just on the thought.

  • Wow, this sounds like way more Arch for some reason, like what's going on?

  • They're taking our dirty sponge blended out.

  • My eyebrows are like not as dark as I would like.

  • So this is when a brow gel comes in handy.

  • It's basically a glorified mascara for your eyebrows, for the low, low cost of only $25.

  • Not gonna lie.

  • These makeup stores really have me messed up meat and my mom's bank account.

  • My stuff like, How are y'all gonna make one eyeliner 20 bucks?

  • I know you'll have to pay and beat other people, but where are the dollar store makeup brands?

  • And don't get me started on NASA Hubble space craft because I know lots about that before I highlight.

  • I'd like to go on with this palette that has a lot of Caucasian colors in it, and I just like to extra highlight right under my I see how much more awake I look and how reverse contour my nose is because of those ashy colors that I can look this awake.

  • I just put this on the high point of my face, really solidify that I am indeed a glowing 16 year olds still in high school.

  • It's to love eyeshadow or whatever.

  • Like I'm not really an eye shadow girl like I'm not like other girls.

  • Like I really could care less about makeup or like anything that other girls care about, like I don't know, boys or whatever.

  • Like I really don't care about them.

  • All of that said, I will put on makeup not because I want to or because I want to be like other girls but because, like, it's pretty just smearing on really pretty color.

  • I was crazy.

  • How it's like, really like blending in with my eye.

  • It's actually blending nicely.

  • Just take the lighter color, and I just smear that on the inside of my I This is really hard if you have nails on.

  • Also that I mentioned that I want to be a NASA technical coordinator like other girls aren't even seeing me right now.

  • Like I'm so freaking smart.

  • I have my life set up.

  • I haven't planned, sweetie, I'm a genius.

  • So stick that in your air fryer and fry it now for eyeliner.

  • This is gonna take a wild goose so you might want to grab a snack or something.

  • How long is this gonna take?

  • Do you want me to look time again?

  • Yeah.

  • All right.

  • Okay.

  • That's what I thought.

  • I'll just wait.

  • Almost done anyway.

  • And now for something that no other high school girl wears eyelashes.

  • So you know how the eyes are the windows to the soul.

  • Well, NASA says that if you look at them long enough, you could fall in love with that person.

  • So while that's tacking, I'm going to make myself look even more like a teenager.

  • But taking the white underneath my eye, I'm just extending it.

  • I'm like, drawing inside my I don't I look youthful, honey.

  • And crazy.

  • That's the power of makeup.

  • I think our lashes are ready.

  • I don't have my tweezers, but that's okay, because we're just throwing these on, right?

  • Nothing has to be perfect.

  • Be perfect.

  • Anything?

  • Customer apartment.

  • Whoa, there.

  • On finishing touches on the bottom just to thicken the bottom lashes just a little.

  • It's okay if you smudge the mascara on your bottom lead.

  • This is actually all the rage in high school.

  • I mean, not like I would care.

  • I'm supernatural.

  • I only like natural things.

  • If it's not natural get it out of my face.

  • Which is why I am putting on this really natural liquid lipstick.

  • Because it's natural in order to bring back some of that two toned Look, I'm going to be using this lipstick made out of pure mental the tingle and burn that it uses on my lips feels so rejuvenating and refreshing for a day full of verbal abuse from my high school peers.

  • It really is the tiny, perfect little things that help you get through the day finishing touch them all.

  • Ooh, for beauty And that's it.

  • I'm finished.

  • Something has changed within me.

  • I can see all the strength time coming together in an orb of light.

  • Billy, I'm coming too.

  • Jumped into my arms.

  • Mhm, Billy.

  • I finally know who I am.

  • I am an oracle of time, and I can control all of the cosmos.

  • But being so I cannot be with you, Billy, because we are not at the same kind.

  • I'm sorry, Billy.

  • I'm sorry.

  • Mm.

  • Yeah.

  • Uh huh.

  • Hey, everyone.

  • Miles J here.

  • I hope you enjoyed today's little video and makeup.

  • Look, thank you for watching today's video.

  • And don't forget to watch the map of tiny perfect things.

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  • Okay, bye.

  • Look at this.

  • This is what it's like working on a studio.

  • Mhm.

Isn't it amazing?

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