[plays trumpet]

Good morning, Gary.

Meow.

Meow.

Oh, my gosh! Your bowl's empty!

Not to worry, Gare-Gare! Food is on the way!

Faster than you can say... "organic".

Meow.

[blows a raspberry]

There you go, Gary.

[sniffs]

[retches]

[gargles]

[clears throat]

Meow.

[SpongeBob] Bath time!

Come on, let's go get the water started.

You're going to have to get in that tub, Gary.

Now, Gary, we can do this the hard way or the easy way.

Or the medium way.

Or the semi-medium-easy-hard way.

Or the sort-of-hard with a touch of awkward,

easy, difficult, challenging way.

So, that's how you want to play it, huh?

[struggles]

[sound of engine starting]

[humming]

[laughs] Thanks for your help, Gare.

Meow.

[inhales sharply]

[sighs] I tell you, Gary, there is nothing better

on a sunny day than a brisk walk.

Meow.

I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages.

[hysterical laugh]

Sorry you had to see that.

Now, for a quick checklist.

Let's see... Eyestalk reflexes?

Check.

Slime viscosity.

[slurping tea]

Hi, Squidward!

Ready!

Hi again, Squidward.

Hello.

Check!

And last but not least, a quick undercarriage check.

[hisses]

Whoa! OK, maybe we'd better skip that one.

All right, Gary, no more fooling around!

Time to get serious.

[blows whistle]

Come on, Gary, move it!

Up! Up! Up! Up! Down! Down! Down! Down!

Faster! Faster! Faster! Go, go, go!

Come on! Push it, Gary! Push it!

[meowing]

[meowing]

[clamoring]

[meowing]

[yells]

[clamoring]

Meow!

Meow!

[shouting]

I've got to make sure you get your nutrition,

so I'm not leaving until you eat every single bite.

[chomps down]

[burps]

Gary! Are you sure you don't want some crème brûlée?

Or some chocolate-flavored algae bits?

Love you, Gare Bear.

Bye.

[seahorse neighs]

Poor little snail. Just wanted some fun time.

I can only imagine the tortured loneliness he must be feeling right now.

[laughing]

Look, SpongeBob, Gary's sleeping.

[snoring and meowing]

Aww! He looks like an angel!

That is just so adorable.

Almost makes you want to cry.

[snoring and meowing]

Oh, I bet they have lots of toys here!

Hey, look, there's Patrick!

- Howdy, Patrick. - Hey, Spongebob. Gareth.

What are you doing here? You don't have a pet.

Confidentially, I'm just here for the free samples.

You can really taste the gourmet.

Oh, thank you, ma'am.

[triumphal music]

Meow.

Darn it.

[meowing] What was that?

Meow!

Bon appétit, Gary.

I made it with extra love.

[smooching]

Not exactly what I had in mind, but knock yourself out.

[smooching]

He only liked me for my shorts!

No, Patrick, he wanted the cookie in your pocket!

[chewing]

Meow.

G... G... Gary?

[burps]

Meow.

[clears throat]

[meowing]

[sighs] He has such a way with words.

[meowing]

[meowing a tune]

[meowing a tune]

[meowing a tune]

[meowing a tune]

Will you clam up?!

[meowing a tune]

[meowing a tune]

[Squidward meowing]

[meowing]

Oh, reading Patrick a bedtime story, I see?

Here you are, darling, let grandma tuck you in.

There you go.

Oh, I almost forgot your good night kiss.

Sweet dreams, Miss Tuffsy.