- Ugh, here we go.

- 呃，在這裡，我們去。

- Yeesh, no need to be so SALTy, I wasn't talking to you!

- 呀，不用這麼鹹，我不是在跟你說話!

- Orange, leave me alone.

- 橙子，別管我。

- Hey! Hey Peppa, hey!

- 嘿，嘿，皮帕，嘿！

- I think he's talking to me.

- 我想他是在跟我說話

What do you want, Orange?

你想要什麼，橙子？

- Not talking to you.

- 不是跟你說話。

Hey Peppa, hey, hey!

嘿，皮帕，嘿，嘿！

- Are you're talking to me?

- 你是在跟我說話嗎？

- No!

- 不！

- You mean me?

- 你是說我嗎？

- No!

- 不！

- Me?

- 我？

- You bet your bacon I'm talking to you. (laughs)

- 你打賭你的培根，我跟你說話。（笑）

(upbeat music) (pig squeals)

(歡快的音樂) (豬的叫聲)

- Oh, I can't believe Peppa Pig is in the kitchen.

- 哦，我不相信Peppa Pig在廚房裡。

What brings you by?

你怎麼來了？

Are you planning on SQUEALIN' the spotlight

你打算在SQUEALIN "的聚光燈下，

from me on my own show? (laughs)

從我在我自己的節目？（笑）

- Oh no, nothing like that.

- 哦，不，不是這樣的。

Today is the famous pig convention,

今天是著名的豬大會。

didn't you see all the signs?

你沒看到所有的跡象嗎？

- Oh, that's what those were for?

- 哦，這就是那些人的目的？

I just figured my illiterate friend

我只是覺得我的文盲朋友

Little Apple was trying to throw a picnic. (laughs)

小蘋果是想搞個野餐。（笑）

- I heard that!

- 我聽到了！

- Sure, but could you read it if I wrote it down?

- 當然，但如果我寫下來，你能看懂嗎？

- Orange!

- 橙色！

- Well, the swine and the cheese mixer

- 好吧，豬和奶酪攪拌器。

is just about to start.

正要開始了。

Would you like to come meet some of my famous friends?

你想來見見我的一些著名朋友嗎？

- Heck yeah, I wanna meet Peppa Pig's muddy buddies.

- 是啊，我想見見小豬佩帕的泥巴朋友們。

(laughs)

（笑）

- Right this way.

- 這邊走

(pig oinks)

（豬叫聲）

- So how do you keep in touch

- 那麼，你如何保持聯繫

with all your famous pig friends?

和你所有著名的豬朋友一起？

Are you PEN pals? (laughs)

你們是筆友嗎？（笑）

- Please try not to embarrass me

- 請不要讓我難堪

in front of all of my friends, Orange.

當著所有朋友的面，橙。

- Got it, no more pig PUNS. (laughs)

- 知道了，不說豬的PUNS了。（笑）

- Oh dear. (oinks)

- 哦，親愛的。（Oinks）

- Hey, hey, Miss Piggy.

- 嘿，嘿，豬小姐。

- Are you speaking to moi?

- 你是在跟我說話嗎？

- What's your favorite play?

- 你最喜歡哪部戲？

I bet's it HAM-let. (laughs)

我敢打賭，它HAM -LET。（笑）

- Ugh, that was awful.

- 呃，這是可怕的。

- What can I say, it ain't easy being orange. (laughs)

- 我能說什麼，它是不容易的橙色。（笑）

- Please leave me alone!

- 請讓我一個人靜一靜！

- Okay Miss Piggy but you're gonna MISS me. (laughs)

- 好吧，小豬小姐，但你會想念我的。（笑）

- You're not going to act this way

- 你不會這樣做的

around all of my friends, are you?

在我所有的朋友身邊，你呢？

- I promise I'll behave.

- 我保證我會乖乖的。

I won't be an attention HOG. (laughs)

我不會成為一個關注的HOG。（笑）

- If you please, there are some very, very famous pigs here

- 如果你願意，這裡有一些非常非常有名的豬。

and I'd like to fit in.

我也想融入其中

There's Pork. E Pig, there's Piglet, there's Peter Porker,

有Pork。豬，有小豬，有彼得-波克。

Beebop and over there's a ...

Beebop和那邊有一個... ...

- BABE!

- BABE！

- What did you call me?

- 你叫我什麼？

I'm not actually offended, just playing for the cameras.

其實我並沒有被冒犯，只是玩玩鏡頭而已。

- No, Babe!

- 不，寶貝！

- A pleasure to meet you Sir.

- 很高興見到你，先生。

- Grr!

- Grrr!

- And we're just getting started.

- 而我們才剛剛開始。

Over there is Wilbur from Charlotte's Web.

那邊是《夏洛特的網》裡的威爾伯。

(pig oinks)

（豬叫聲）

- Eh, I'm not sure that's Wilbur,

- 呃，我不確定那是韋伯。

pretty sure that's just some pig.

很確定那只是一些豬。

Oh, is Little Piggy here?

哦，小豬在這裡嗎？

- No, he went to the market

- 不，他去了市場

but here are The Three Little Pigs.

但這裡有《三隻小豬》。

- I'm the one that made my house out of sticks.

- 是我用木棍做的房子。

- I'm the one who made the house out of bricks.

- 是我用磚頭做的房子。

- I'm the one who made my house out of straw.

- 是我用稻草做的房子。

- I got to ask, why straw?

- 我得問一下，為什麼是稻草？

- I don't know, but I am wearing a boot as a hat,

- 我不知道，但我把靴子當帽子戴。

so I'm not exactly famous for my great ideas.

所以我並不是因為我的好主意而聞名。

- Which reminds me, was it the Straw Pig's idea

- 這讓我想起了，是不是草豬的主意？

to hold this Pig-nic in the kitchen?

在廚房裡舉行這個Pig -nic？

- Um, as a matter of fact, it was.

- 嗯，事實上，它是。

- Oh, yeah, that probably wasn't the best STY-dea. (laughs)

- 哦，是的，這可能不是最好的STY -DEA。（笑）

Get it, sty?

明白了嗎，斯蒂？

- Yes, we get it.

- 是的，我們明白了。

But why is that a bad idea?

但為什麼是個壞主意呢？

- Pork Chop!

- 豬排！

- Oh, we know all about Pork Chop. (pig snorts)

- 哦，我們知道所有關於豬排。（豬打呼嚕）

Pork Chop, come over here.

豬排，過來

- They invited me on one condition.

- 他們邀請我有一個條件。

I only break boards, not skulls, HI-YAH!

我只打板子，不打頭骨，HI-YAH!

(loud chop) (upbeat music)

(大砍) (歡快的音樂)

- Yeah, that's not really what I meant.

- 是的，我不是這個意思。

- Mm.

- 嗯。

(loud chopping) (pigs squealing)

（響亮的斬擊聲）（豬的尖叫聲）。

- Wow, it got HOG WILD in here. (laughs)

- 哇，它得到了HOG WILD在這裡。（笑）

- Not funny, Orange.

- 不好笑，橘子君。

- Sorry, I didn't mean to BUTCHER that joke. (laughs)

- 對不起，我不是故意要開這個玩笑的。（笑）

(loud chopping) (squirmish laugh)

（大聲砍）（蠕動的笑）。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)