- Ugh, here we go.

- Yeesh, no need to be so SALTy, I wasn't talking to you!

- Orange, leave me alone.

- Hey! Hey Peppa, hey!

- I think he's talking to me.

What do you want, Orange?

- Not talking to you.

Hey Peppa, hey, hey!

- Are you're talking to me?

- No!

- You mean me?

- No!

- Me?

- You bet your bacon I'm talking to you. (laughs)

(upbeat music) (pig squeals)

- Oh, I can't believe Peppa Pig is in the kitchen.

What brings you by?

Are you planning on SQUEALIN' the spotlight

from me on my own show? (laughs)

- Oh no, nothing like that.

Today is the famous pig convention,

didn't you see all the signs?

- Oh, that's what those were for?

I just figured my illiterate friend

Little Apple was trying to throw a picnic. (laughs)

- I heard that!

- Sure, but could you read it if I wrote it down?

- Orange!

- Well, the swine and the cheese mixer

is just about to start.

Would you like to come meet some of my famous friends?

- Heck yeah, I wanna meet Peppa Pig's muddy buddies.

(laughs)

- Right this way.

(pig oinks)

- So how do you keep in touch

with all your famous pig friends?

Are you PEN pals? (laughs)

- Please try not to embarrass me

in front of all of my friends, Orange.

- Got it, no more pig PUNS. (laughs)

- Oh dear. (oinks)

- Hey, hey, Miss Piggy.

- Are you speaking to moi?

- What's your favorite play?

I bet's it HAM-let. (laughs)

- Ugh, that was awful.

- What can I say, it ain't easy being orange. (laughs)

- Please leave me alone!

- Okay Miss Piggy but you're gonna MISS me. (laughs)

- You're not going to act this way

around all of my friends, are you?

- I promise I'll behave.

I won't be an attention HOG. (laughs)

- If you please, there are some very, very famous pigs here

and I'd like to fit in.

There's Pork. E Pig, there's Piglet, there's Peter Porker,

Beebop and over there's a ...

- BABE!

- What did you call me?

I'm not actually offended, just playing for the cameras.

- No, Babe!

- A pleasure to meet you Sir.

- Grr!

- And we're just getting started.

Over there is Wilbur from Charlotte's Web.

(pig oinks)

- Eh, I'm not sure that's Wilbur,

pretty sure that's just some pig.

Oh, is Little Piggy here?

- No, he went to the market

but here are The Three Little Pigs.

- I'm the one that made my house out of sticks.

- I'm the one who made the house out of bricks.

- I'm the one who made my house out of straw.

- I got to ask, why straw?

- I don't know, but I am wearing a boot as a hat,

so I'm not exactly famous for my great ideas.

- Which reminds me, was it the Straw Pig's idea

to hold this Pig-nic in the kitchen?

- Um, as a matter of fact, it was.

- Oh, yeah, that probably wasn't the best STY-dea. (laughs)

Get it, sty?

- Yes, we get it.

But why is that a bad idea?

- Pork Chop!

- Oh, we know all about Pork Chop. (pig snorts)

Pork Chop, come over here.

- They invited me on one condition.

I only break boards, not skulls, HI-YAH!

(loud chop) (upbeat music)

- Yeah, that's not really what I meant.

- Mm.

(loud chopping) (pigs squealing)

- Wow, it got HOG WILD in here. (laughs)

- Not funny, Orange.

- Sorry, I didn't mean to BUTCHER that joke. (laughs)

(loud chopping) (squirmish laugh)

(upbeat music)