Thanks for having a great to have you.

It was shocking to see you in the hall.

I'm just not used to I'm fairly tall.

You are an amazing physical specimen.

Say that again.

I didn't hear you.

Thank you.

You can't just say physical specimen.

It doesn't sound good.

Uh, no.

How tall are you again?

I know.

I'm 71 Yeah.

You got that question all the time.

Just get sick of it.

I'm bigger.

Your feet, All that nonsense.

Yeah.

I get all that to you.

Yes.

And how do you do it?

And what an amazing mind.

Whatever.

Uh huh.

Can we pretend?

Anyway, I get those things.

You have a you have a book out, shock talks back.

And, um, you invented your own language in your life.

You invented your own language.

Just things that that just means something to you.

They don't necessarily mean anything to anybody else.

But it's your way of communicating.

Is that right?

I can't take all the credit for inventing.

It's just ebonics slang.

Right?

Is a slang bling bling.

What is bling?

Bling?

That's the word that you use bling bling is when the light hits the diamond and the light from that diamond hit your eyes.

Just bling bling.

Okay.

Like this is bling bling.

Oh, my God.

Look at that thing.

I will do your bidding shacks.

I will go out and look.

Can we just show that ring for a second?

Well, thank you so much.

I appreciate this.

Yeah.

I can't get away with a ring like that.

Look at that.

Look at that.

That's all.

I feel like I have a home shopping network right now.

If you call in now, just Oh, my God, that is incredible.

That's really amazing.

How many of those do you have now?

You're getting another one made?

Yes, this is last year and I have one coming up.

Do you change the design on the second one?

Is it a big number two that sticks out or anything like that?

I haven't seen it yet, but I'm sure it'll be quite bodacious.

Yeah, would be great if you guys went really subtle on the second one.

Oh, it's very tasteful and small.

What are you gonna do?

So that's that's a bling bling right there.

That's bling bling.

You got your You got your bling bling.

What is foul shaving?

That's the term you invented.

Foul shaving is when you have a game and you don't feel like playing, So you get three quick file, so you have to sit on the bench.

That's something you do.

You just want to rest up.

Not you.

Now I live really okay.

And what is S h a m.

It's Sham, but it's S h A M.

What is Sham?

Sham says for short answer method.

You know, when you know when you get some of those guys in the media that you don't feel like talking to shock.

How'd you play?

I play good.

Did you have fun playing?

Yeah.

How you feel about the book?

It's a good book.

Short answers.

Okay, that's that's called Sham.

All right, now, I was watching TV.

I think it's about a month ago.

I think I'm watching MTV, and it's I think I was watching cribs.

I'm not sure, but they went on a tour of your home in L.

A.

This thing blew my mind.

Your home is like where James Bond would live.

This is you've got gadgets.

You've got you've got Giant Superman s is on everything.

Yes, yes.

Tell us about your bedroom.

You have an amazing bedroom in my bedroom.

I have strobe lights, disco balls, fog machine.

Wait a minute.

Fog machine.

You have a fog machine queuing.

You know what's sad is I have a fog machine too, but it's to hide things.

She's looking well, this is amazing.

And this is like a way.

And how do you activate this stuff?

I have something that's called the Palm Pillow Remote with pillow right there and just you just You just you just put your palm on like this is lights.

This is channel.

This is my robotic toilet that comes like you have a toilet that comes and finds you.

That's great.

I am here.

Shock.

Yeah.

Do you ever leave it on?

And it's like following you out the door.

No, no toilet.

That's amazing.

That's just sounds.

That's great.

You ever turn this stuff on by accident?

Like I'm thinking you were just sitting there reading a magazine and you hit it in fog and lights and Barry White comes on and all this cool stuff no accidents.

Now you were one of you may be the only You're certainly one of the few athletes to be offered to cover the Wheaties box.

And you turned it down.

Why'd you do that?

Because I don't like Wheaties.

Yeah, mhm.

And I'm trying.

I'm trying back.

If I don't like a product, I won't endorse you.

Only endorse things that you like.

What products would you?

What cereals Would you be on the cover?

Oh, my God.

Frosted flakes?

Yeah.

Fruit loops.

Froot Loops.

I love Fruit Loop Cornflakes Rice Krispies and Fruity Pebbles.

Have you ever tried?

You know what's great about fruity pebbles?

You put the milk in and it changes the color of the milk.

And I saved the milk afterwards, and it's just it's wild.

I just just drink the milk.

I drink the milk.

Why wait a few days, It kind of ferments.

And then, you see, it's just also cookie crisp.

Think about what?

It's tiny chocolate chip cookies.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

You eat cookies like cookies, not cookies like cereal.

Don't make me come over there.

All right.

You know, it's great.

Shock is when you refuse to do the Wheaties box it.

Actually, they created an opening and this is a big moment for me.

I don't know if people have seen that created at first.

Now someone tell you, you actually one of your friends someone you hang out with is Mini Me from the Austin Powers movie many, many years.

One of my guys, that's what's it like.

What do you guys do when you hang out?

First of all, actually, I met him on Sunset Boulevard.

I'm riding in like a small car and this big old truck pulls by.

The windows come down.

It's like it's like Mini me.

Hey, Shock, How you doing?

Remember?

But yeah, pull over.

So we pulled over change numbers.

You know, we did a photo shoot and we hung out.

He's Verne Troyer is his name Exactly.

Very nice guy.

Nice guy.

He's not watching.

Uh, he's got better things to do with his time.

Now let's talk about basketball.

You had harsh words in the finals for Dick Armey.

Matombo.

What was that all about?

Was that real or were you playing some kind of mind game with Matombo?

My tumble got caught up in my shack ology the trouble is.

Tom is not used to that game of getting talked to and talking back, not playing mad.

So he's a shot blocking.

He's a great shot blocker.

So I said some harsh words because I wanted him to react.

And like I said, he got caught up in.

So you were saying He takes, he flops, He lops, He's crying.

He's playing like a baby cause I wanted him to get mad because I know he can't play mad.

I'm brilliant.

Plan like man.

Remind me not to get on your bad side.

Just don't use your psychology on me.

I promise I won't.