Yeah.

Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen.

I don't mean to boast, but I've been coast to coast been all around town to town turning frowns upside down on a caper in the paper looking dapper But here's the capper Have no fear because I'm here.

So put down that beer, my dear, And tell me why are you here?

I can't hear you.

What do you want me to do now?

What is it you want me to smash?

Well, that I can do.

All right, Who's first?

We got you, sir.

Why don't you come on up here?

Yes.

Come on.

What we think both.

Okay?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Now, what's your name?

Greg.

Greg.

Ok, well, here we go.

Oh, you don't actually like your girlfriend.

What you like is the comfort of consistent companionship.

You're starting to realize this, but you feel like you're in too deep to get out.

Mhm.

Mhm.

Uh huh.

Okay, I got a million of them.

I got a million of them.

Who's next?

Who do we got?

Oh!

Oh, You want your date to come up here?

Okay, let's get her up here, huh?

What's your name?

Lindsay.

Okay.

Now, folks, What do you think I should do?

I don't know.

Are you sure?

What should I do?

Mhm.

Could you be more specific?

Yeah, well, if you insist.

Mhm, your abandonment issues are so severe you'll never let anyone get close to you.

And every time you think you've overcome it, you inevitably push people away.

Anyway, at this point, it's an instinct ingrained in you totally out of your control.

Any progress you think you've made is an illusion.

Mhm.

Mhm.

Mm hmm.

Okay, let's keep them coming.

Let's keep them.

So we've got a volunteer.

Come on up here.

Mhm, James.

His name is James.

Everybody okay?

Well, James, if you're ready, I'm ready.

Let's do it to it.

I only do this to assert dominance over others.

A feeling I'm chasing so I can prove to my father that I have value.

This chase for approval has consumed my entire life, even at an early age, robbing me of a childhood.

So I make the stage my playground with every move, the subtext.

Father, Look at me.

But he'll never be able to hear me from beyond the grave.

Yeah.

Why don't you finish the show?

Because Okay.

So who here, like sex?

Yeah.

Mhm.