I'm here!

She's not even in this one.

I don't care.

So what's the timeline of this?

Is it like before all the other movies?

no no no before episode four

after episode three

but after rogue one

Uh no. Wait. Yes?

Doesn't that technically make it episode four?

It doesn't work that way

A new hope should technically be Episode 7.

The force awakens is episode 7.

What about the TV shows? Do they count?

The Clone Wars TV show is after episode 2.

So episode 3 is episode 4.

Episode 3 is Episode 3!

Return of the Jedi?

Revenge of the Sith!

How did the novelizations calculate into this?

No one reads books!

Hehe That's true.

that's Han Solo

I know

he's my favorite.

yeah

he's young in this.

I can see that

he used to be played by Harrison Ford

I know! Literally everyone on earth knows this!

Shh!

Harrison Ford also played Indiana Jones

oh my god

That was cute! That was meh.

What? What?

I mean I didn't love it but it was pretty cool

well I didn't hate it but the writing but the writing was kind of off.

You're only saying this because you hate everything new.

You're only saying this because you have no respect for the franchise!

It was the best movie I've seen in my entire life and you're a heartless monster!

It was the worst film in the entire history of cinema and you're a dumb sheep!

(gasp) Oh god!

What was that?

I don't even like Star Wars that much!

What are those films doing to people?!

I don't know!

At least it all ends in two years right?

nope no no no no

no no no no no no nope no nay No

We are going to see every one of these things aren't we?

I already have tickets.