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Oh, my gosh, you guys.
Yeah.
Hey, guys, Welcome to stir Crazy.
You may know my guest today from Alias from 13 going on 30 or her new movie yesterday.
She also might be the coolest mom on Instagram.
It's Jennifer Garner.
Hi, Josh.
Good to see you.
So do you take that moniker seriously?
I think you might be, if not the top.
You're in the running for cool.
Mom on Instagram.
What do you think?
Thanks.
I'll take that.
Hey, anytime somebody's calling me a cool mom instead of a fun killer, I'm all for it and I'll take it.
Who would dare call you a fun killer?
Who in your life has ever said those words?
My Children, They call me fun killer so much it made it into the movie.
It's in yesterday because my daughter wrote me a note one day when she was angry with me and she said, When I grow up, I want to be a fun killing mom like you.
So we added that into yesterday.
You're in Vancouver.
I take it I'm in quarantine.
I'm in Vancouver.
Which means I had to do my own hair and makeup.
The other day.
I did everything my hair stylist told me.
And that's wrong with that.
Indulge me, Jennifer.
If you would have got some silly, would you rather questions for you?
Okay, bring it.
Would you rather be in a gardens next door neighbor?
Or win an Oscar and a gardens next door neighbor?
You just want her in your life constantly.
If you live next door to China and your buddies and you can go over and have you know and just have coffee and chat with her, I mean, it doesn't get better.
Would you rather only be able to watch your movies and TV shows or never watch another movie or TV show again?
Only be able to watch mine.
Then I would have to be very aggressive about getting onto shows that I would think that I would want to be on.
I don't know, Josh.
That feels like a low below the belt.
I think I would have to go.
Never.
I can't like, Okay, that's the whole idea of these questions.
They make your brain implode.
And we did it.
I think, um, this is the Dakota Johnson questions.
She poses this.
She posed this to me on a previous episode.
Would you rather have a mouthful of bees or one B in your but being your But definitely you can handle that.
But the mouthful is Could I don't want a mouthful of bees being like in your but like in your but yeah, it's in there.
Yeah, I'm not desperate to have a baby in my but I wouldn't hunt one down and find a way to get it there.
But But if I were presented a mouthful, A.
But B, I would take the but be the but be Speaking of Butts, my crack research staff says that you refer to your own derriere as a biscuit.
Is this true?
By the way, the fact that you said speaking of but my crack research staff, first of all, a plus plus on the off the cuff and be yes, my sisters and I call it a biscuit that goes back to childhood.
That was just the thing.
The Garner girls have biscuits.
Have you passed that on to your Children?
Do they also refer to the You weren't allowed to say the word, but you know it's not nice we weren't allowed to say anything.
Really?
Now you're making up for lost time by just screaming biscuit at people.
You're You're just a big old biscuit.
Here's something that I think is very relatable.
Over the last year, you binged the office.
It broke you down by the end.
Was that your first time watching the office?
Did you fall in love for the first time, or what was it?
It was my first time watching it.
Oh, my gosh, It destroyed me at the end.
Holy cow!
I was not expecting it.
I want to see if you're legit.
I have some office trivia for you if you'll indulge me.
Are you ready?
Okay.
Okay.
Well, I feel like I need a little bit of help for it, though, So can I get a little help guys for this?
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
I was just like, commenting on your stuff today I retreat together.
I'm so happy you're together.
Oh, I Jenna, I always think about how you went so far in the alias auditions.
Because I always think God, you would have killed it at Sydney Breast.
Oh, but I never could have played PM so It's a good thing that it all happened.
Only you could have been him.
That's so nice of you to say.
Well, Angela thinks I lack the natural athleticism to play Sydney Bristow.
Okay, We had a whole thing in our podcast where I was like, Jenna, I've seen you try to carry a guitar through an airport.
You couldn't do a cart will and throw a hand grenade and swing on a rope.
You have just validated her in such a big way.
So let's and the Love fest and actually test her mettle and see if she actually knows what she's talking about.
You have some questions.
What color did Angela Martin consider whorish?
Oh, my gosh.
I can see your little cute facing that.
It's whorish.
Is it pink?
What is it?
Green or orange or really?
Just anything Phyllis is wearing, anything goes on.
Phyllis wears a lot of blue.
She does.
Phyllis is very Horace who bought Michael's world's best boss mug for him.
He did?
Yeah.
Yeah, back.
Right.
Okay.
Could you do your best gym face to camera?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's very good.
Now this one might be a little hard.
That's what she said, All right, it's just in our brains.
It's in our blood for staying over time.
We can.
My eight year old son says it to me.
That's when I feel like I mean seriously.
Guys, thanks a lot.
I'm so sorry.
Okay, what is the name of Dwight's former babysitter and date to Michael and Jan's dinner party?
Right, Right, right.
She comes back in the finale.
Um, they had a thing to She has this dark hair pulled back in a bun.
Played by Beth Grant the amazing Beth Grant.
What the hell is her name?
Give me a multiple choice.
OK, OK, I request.
Here, here's your multiple choice.
Number one Tiffany number two, Betty number three Mel Vina Vina.
Yeah, I would not have gotten I did not know it.
I did not know.
Well, this show is usually it reflects my cynical dark heart, but thankfully we've turned it around today.
This is like a love fest.
And I am so happy that I brought you guys together at the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
I feel like you're telling us it's over and we have to go back to doing well.
We are so happy for you.
And we wish you all the best.
We can't wait to see yesterday and have a great rest of the day.
And I think your hair and makeup looks fantastic.
I can't believe you did that yourself.
I can't believe it.
Believe it.
I assumed with them it took me like it was an hour and a half of sweating labor, but they taught me how to do it.
And I'm telling you tomorrow when I have pressed, they're going to have to talk me through it again.
Because it is It just goes right out of my head.
It is not my skill set.
I've been given probably two dozen Smokey eye tutorials and I can't do it.
I can't do it.
So kudos to you.
We're going to do that on the next episode.
Smokey Eye tutorial.
Okay, We'll be there.
Thank you, Angela.
Thanks so much.
Thank you for that.
That was so nice.
Of course.
I mean, I'm thrilled again.
Like I said, so much love.
That's amazing.
Okay.
And our remaining moments, um can I challenge you to some charades?
Five words Movie.
You're running the running of the bulls, Your uh, but you can't catch up.
I've caught Catch me.
Catch me if you can.
That was really good.
That was That's a hard one to well done.
Yeah, that was a boozer.
Alright.
Okay, my turn.
Let's see if I got a user.
Oh, this is rude.
Oh, my God.
Okay, um, movie.
I think it's like Alexander and the terrible, Horrible.
No good, Very bad day.
Do you see what's happening here?
It's like the mind melt you, me, Angela and Jenna.
We all just need to hang out more because we are all we are.
One.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's insane.
Um, congratulations on yesterday, Jennifer.
Congratulations on becoming the new best friends of Jenna Fischer and Angela Kinsey to thank you.
That I mean, gosh, you guys, to really bring those girls on and let me say hi to them.
They did not give me any softballs by the No, no, no, they didn't take care of yourself.
Take care.
Take care of your biscuit and I'll see you in the next one.
There it is.
There's the eye.