LATE SHOW."

WE NOW REJOIN STEPHEN COLBERT'S INTERVIEW WITH ERIC ANDRE,

ALREADY IN PROGRESS.

IF YOU WANT TO HEAR SOME OF ERIC ANDRE'S WORK, YOU CAN RIDE THE

NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY SYSTEM.

BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE ONE OF THE VOICES OF THE SUBWAY

SYSTEM NOW.

>> ME AND SEINFELD AND FRAN LEBOWITZ.

>> Stephen: OH, YEAH, HUGE, HUGE, YEAH.

WHOOPIE GOLDBERG.

YOU NOTICE SOMETHING ABOUT YOU AND FRAN LEBOWITZ, WHICH I LOVE.

>> I LIKE WHEN YOU RELUCTANTLY GET BACK ON TRACK.

I LIKE THE ENERGY, THE ENERGY WHEN YOU'RE LIKE, "YEAH, ALL

RIGHT, WHAT DID WE UHH..."

>> Stephen: THE REASON I DO IT-- AS LONG AS WE'RE TALKING

OUT OF SCHOOL HERE-- IS BECAUSE I IMAGINE THAT THERE'S SOME

REASON YOU'RE ON THE SHOW TO SOMEHOW TO SUPPORT YOUR PRODUCT.

>> YES.

>> Stephen: AND WHILE I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR MOVIE, SURELY

YOU DO.

( LAUGHTER ) AND-- AND I CARE ABOUT YOU

BECAUSE YOU'RE A VERY FUNNY PERSON WHO IS READY TO ROLL WITH

( BLEEP ), YOU KNOW.

AND I'M NOT GOING TO DO THIS BIT NOW.

I'M NOT GOING-- >> DO THE THE BIT!

DO THE BIT!

DO THE BIT!

>> Stephen: NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.

MAYBE NEXT TIME, ERIC ANDRE.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: IT WAS GOOD, TOO.

IT WAS GOOD, WASN'T IT?

IT WAS GREAT!

IT WAS GREAT!

>> I WASN'T SAYING DON'T DO IT!

>> Stephen: YOU KIND OF-- YOU KIND OF WERE.

YOU KIND OF WERE.

>> NO, THIS IS WHAT I NOTICE.

YOU WERE LIKE FLOWING, WE'RE DRINKING.

AND AS SOON AS YOU HAD TO GO BACK YOU WENT... "I HEARD YOU'RE

ON THE NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY..."

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WELL--

>> TELL... US... ABOUT THAT.

I JUST NOTICED THAT CHANGE IN YOUR BODY LANGUAGE.

>> Stephen: I DON'T WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

( LAUGHTER ) I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING

ABOUT.

ALL I KNOW IS THAT SOMEBODY PUT ME OFF MY LOBSTER NEWBERG RIGHT

BEFORE I DUG IN, AND NOW IT'S OFF THE MENU!

>> WHAT?

>> Stephen: YEAH!

THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

>> YOU'RE BECOMING HOWARD HUGHES.

LIKE, YOUR MIND IS UNRAVELING.

>> Stephen: WELL, I DO KEEP MY URINE IN JARS.

( LAUGHTER ) >> IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY

TIME A TALK SHOW HOST TOLD ME THAT --

>> Stephen: >> OKAY.

>> I WOULD HAVE $3.

I LOOK LIKE FRAN LEBOWITZ IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY.

I LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HER.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Stephen: LET'S SEE IF I CAN PIECE THIS TOGETHER.

SO-- >> ...IN COMMON.

IMAGINE IF COMMON ( BLEEP ) FRAN LEBOWITZ.

YOU'D GET ME.

MARCH 26, BAD TRIP.

NETFLIX.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: OKAY, IT GOES LIKE

THAT.

AND THIS GOES LIKE THAT...

THIS GOES LIKE THAT.

OKAY, SO, YOU NOTICED SOMETHING ABOUT YOU AND FRAN LEBOWITZ, I

UNDERSTAND.

SHE IS ONE OF THE VOICES OF THE SUBWAY, AND YOU'RE ONE OF THE

VOICES OF THE SUBWAY.

TELL ME ABOUT THIS PHOTOGRAPH.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> I LOOK-- I LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HER.

I LOOK EXACTLY LIKE FRAN-- IT'S A HAUNTING-- I CAN'T EVEN TELL

WHO IS ME AND WHO IS FRAN LEBOWITZ, IN THAT IMAGE.

>> Stephen: HAVE YOU EVER MET HER?

>> NEVER MET HER.

SHE DOES LOOK EXACTLY LIKE MY MOM.

MY MOM LOOKS LIKE FRAN LEBOWITZ, AND MY DAD LOOKS LIKE TYLER

PERRY PLAYING COLIN POWELL IN THE DICK CHENEY MOVIE.

>> Stephen: DID TYLER PERRY PLAY COLIN POWELL IN ADAM

MacKAY'S DICK CHENEY MOVIE?

>> YES >> Stephen: "BAD TRIP" IS

AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX MARCH 26.

ERIC ANDRE, EVERYBODY!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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