Having trouble lifting those heavy objects?

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Thanks boyfriend!

When hungry, the boyfriend is forced to pay for your food due to the cruel rules of our society,

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A 15 dollar value free

and if you act now,you’ll get an additional boyfriend absolutely free!

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A 500 dollar value for only $19.95.

Boyfriend is not good at listening or viewing a couple of advice.

This offer is not available in stores.

Call now so you’ll never be broke, hungry or horny again.